Yeah, yeah. I

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Yeah, yeah. I

Yeah, yeah. I know you all must have missed me so much.

 

Especially if there are any guys on here who have not yet been scared away by the rather terrifying gender overbalance.

I AM HERE TO RIGHT THAT WRONG :DDDDDD

 

For any of you who remember me, hi, it's summer and I'm back.

For those (most) of you who do not, I am Zach L, Owl City fanatic, saxophone virtuoso (not really), obsessive reader, borderline nerd, sort-of-good speedcuber, and all-around awesome.

So basically my English teacher hates everyone so HOMEWORK. And TWO SAX LESSONS A WEEK. (And a guitar lesson.) And then when I had free time pesky things interfered like, you know, friends . . .

In recent news, while I was gone I attended an All-State music conference, obtained a girlfriend, was published in two anthologies, and won a $1000 scholarship.

NOTE: THOSE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS. I'M NOT ACTUALLY AS GOOD AS THEY MAKE ME SOUND.

 

So yes

I'm back

*graciously fends off screaming fans*

 

Captcha says hhum. I do hum a lot.

 

Welcome back, Zach!

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submitted by Zach L., age 13, California
(June 9, 2014 - 7:45 pm)

Zach! Welcome back! I don't know if you remember me, but I remember you!  

What's your fastest Rubik's cube time now? I want to learn more algorithms over the summer, because my time is pretty pathetic.  

Anyways, welcome back!  

submitted by Ivy
(June 10, 2014 - 1:59 am)

You remember meeeeeeee :D

 

My fastest time is now 10.xy (I forget exactly). It had a three in it somewhere. I want to say 10.30 but I feel like that's wrong but whatever.

What algorithms do you know??? Which ones are you thinking about learning??? I might be able to help, I know some pretty cool ones!

submitted by Zach L., age 13, California
(June 10, 2014 - 7:25 pm)

Top!

submitted by Top
(June 10, 2014 - 3:56 pm)

Welcome back, Zach! It's nice to have old Chatterboxers return.

I can totally relate to schoolwork. It's consumed my life and soul, and it will likely kill me. And friends, what strange thing is that? (just kidding)

Anyways, welcome back! Hope you get to stay awhile!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age a million, Nowhere Land
(June 10, 2014 - 8:10 pm)

I remember you! Welcome back Zack L!!

submitted by Butterfly
(June 11, 2014 - 1:06 pm)

Welcome back to CB, Zach! We missed you, and it's great to have you back! Congrats on those publications and that scholarship!

submitted by True
(June 11, 2014 - 5:44 pm)

Hello Zach, I'm new so I don't know you.

But from that description, you may as well be my long-lost cousin (except for the speedcubing thing, my best time is like three hours).

So welcome back! 

submitted by SomeonePlusFour
(June 12, 2014 - 7:05 am)

ZACH!

*gallops in dramatically*

I could have sworn you were the exact same age that last time I saw you. What, did you not get older or something? 

Also, I am extremely jealous of you awesome person. See, nothing awesome ever happens to me. I only blow up stuff and pilfer cannons. It's the boring life for me, it is. (I feel I should mention that I don't believe we've ever pilfered a cannon, but it's fun to say.)

Where do you buy these screaming fans? Let me in with your deals, my good man! 

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(June 12, 2014 - 10:16 am)

Lucky. I haven't gotten a chance to blow anything up for awhile.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age unknown, Being destructive
(June 12, 2014 - 2:40 pm)

We lit my chem teacher on fire yesterday.

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(June 19, 2014 - 5:20 am)

WAIT!

*gallops back in dramatically*

There's a ski lodge murder mystery, and it would be awesome if you could join! I want to kill you again- I mean, uh, ski with you again! So check it out on Pudding's Place! 

submitted by Red
(June 12, 2014 - 10:30 am)

OMG, I REMEMBER THAT ONE. THAT WAS AMAZING.

(For those of you who don't know I didn't check the thread for like a week and by the time I got back on Red and I were the only ones left. The thread ended with a sword fight and unfortunately Red was victorious.)

- I have gone through one birthday since we last spoke but yeah not much older.

- I'll hit you up with some screaming fans if you pilfer me a cannon.

*bro hug* Are there even any guys left on here besides us?

submitted by Zach L., age 13, California
(June 12, 2014 - 6:35 pm)

I'm a guy. And I'm pretty sure Joe the Stickfiddler is too.

submitted by SomeonePlusFour
(June 13, 2014 - 6:52 am)

Yeah, I remember JtS but I was looking around and didn't really see him so I thought maybe he'd slowed down a bit, or left completely.

And awesome, another guy! Forgive me, your name doesn't surrender much in the way of gender.

submitted by Zach L., age 13, California
(June 13, 2014 - 12:45 pm)

Welcome back, Zach!

Congrats on that scholarship; that's awesome! 

submitted by Teresa
(June 12, 2014 - 2:47 pm)