Ahh! W

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

 Ahh! W

 

Ahh! Wonderful! Potential customers!

I am the Merchant, here to grant your wishes. In stock, I have a shard of Cinderella's slipper, many elephants, each the size of a grain of sand, a splinter from Sleeping Beauty's spinning wheel....

But if I told you all my wares, we'd be here until the moon fell to earth. So, tell me what you want, your deepest desires, and I will see if I have it in stock. If so, then I will see what sort of trade we can arrange.

So, darlings, do tell.

What would you want if you could have anything? 

 

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 15, 2015 - 11:54 am)

Oh! I would love a pet mini basilisk which will turn my enemies, but not me, to stone! And I would like a mini elephant as well! Each the size of a teapot!

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 15, 2015 - 3:48 pm)

Let's see...For the basilisk, I would take a four-leaf clover, and for the elephant, the prettiest-sounding music box you can find. Deal?

submitted by The Merchent, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 18, 2015 - 8:24 am)

*goes to patch of white clover, finds genuine mutant clover, comes back*

*steals the Tucks music box, comes back*

Done. Ha, Fruity says bath. Wait, what?

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 18, 2015 - 10:07 am)

WINGS! I WILL PAY ANYTHING FOR WINGS!

Oh, wait a minute... I forgot that as a CBer I have them. XD  XD

Okay, then.... do you happen to have... an invisibility cloak? And possibly some permanent sleeping draught?
Saint Owl: Are you going to use that on me?

St.Owl: Yeah.

Saint Owl: but I get plenty of sleep!

St.Owl: You also chase Devil Owl around with a knife night and day.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 17, 2015 - 4:14 pm)

Indeed I do have an invisibility cloak, but my sleeping draught only lasts until the full moon. Dreadfully sorry. For the cloak, I would take a bottle of siren's song, and for the draught, a truthful poem of daring do will suffice. Deal?

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 18, 2015 - 8:28 am)

I would love something that makes my normal schooldays more unusual and exciting! Something special that is my very own! 

Please do not laugh at the last sentence :) It just belonged there. 

submitted by Rose bud, age 12, SC
(March 18, 2015 - 9:56 am)

Use this key during your transition time. You will find that it leads to your janitor's closet, which, in turn, you will find is not a closet, but rather, a majestic world in which time does not exist. I would take a golden egg in return, please!

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 18, 2015 - 1:28 pm)

'Kay.

*goes to see Melody (read Emily Windsnap!) and comes back with a bottle of siren's song*

*grabs a time-travel machine, and asks him to write unlimited poems about daring*

Here you go! I'd like infinite amounts of those sleeping droughts, and the invisibility cloak, as promised!

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 18, 2015 - 4:41 pm)

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Also, I am homeschooled. Would this work on a regular house-closet? 

submitted by Rose's golden egg, age 12, SC
(March 19, 2015 - 1:24 pm)

Hmm...*exchanges key for a different one* Use this on the room closet, the one you think is boring and uninsteresting. It's not.

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 19, 2015 - 5:23 pm)

Thank you! I'm going to use it on Mom's scrapbook closet today...

 

submitted by Rose bud, age 12, SC
(March 20, 2015 - 8:18 am)

Well, are you?

submitted by The Merchant are you, Cayke?
(March 26, 2015 - 12:19 am)

No, I am not Cayke. Cayke is not me. I am. And if Cayke was me, I would not be me, and then who would I be?

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 27, 2015 - 4:45 pm)

Wonderful! Do you happen to have a time stopper? Also, I'd like a book that will write itself to suit my mood.

What can I trade for? 

submitted by Booksy Owly
(March 26, 2015 - 6:13 pm)

Well, as for the book, I belive this will suffice.

*pulls out book with red leather cover thing*

And although I do not have a time stopper,  I have this, a time slower.  For the book, a fairy's tear, and for the time slower, a sprinkle of sand from a beach you visited as a child.

The magical Captchas are crying out in harmony!! They are saying...eyuz? 

submitted by The Merchant, age Wonderful, Deepest Desires
(March 27, 2015 - 4:51 pm)