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100 Ways to Annoy Gru


1. (courtesy of Leeli) Start a knitting business where your trademark scarf is the original grey and black striped Gru scarf.  

2. Give him a tour of the local orphanage and ask all the kids to cry as loud as they can.

3. Tell him that he's disproportionate on the top and bottom. "You really need to cut down on the skinny jeans!"

4. Give him a baby rattle.

submitted by Leafpool, 1, 2, 3, 4
(January 21, 2017 - 1:49 pm)

5. Make the annoying sound that Agnes made in the first movie for the whole time you are around him. 

"Does this count as anoying?" *Mouth noises*

6. Post his younger self pictures on the internet. (You know, the baby picture, and the one that makes him look "like a girl")


submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(January 21, 2017 - 7:16 pm)


submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(January 21, 2017 - 7:16 pm)


submitted by Leafpool
(January 22, 2017 - 2:48 pm)

Toptop top!

submitted by Topleaftoppool, age Topteen , The TOP of the forest
(January 22, 2017 - 2:49 pm)

7. Draw pink fluffy unicorns all over the walls in his house.

submitted by Scylla, 7
(January 22, 2017 - 3:11 pm)

8. Dress his pet monster up in doll clothes and make sure he sees you give it a big hug and say, "Doesn't he look cuuuuuuute? You should dress him like this all the time!"

submitted by Cockleburr
(January 22, 2017 - 7:12 pm)
9. Ask him if he's ever poked himself with his nose by accident.
10. Force him on that rollercoaster that he went on with Agnes, Edith, and Margo that he doesn't like at all.
11. Give him a bottle of shampoo as a birthday present (since he doesn't have hair).
12. Ask him if he's ever considered swimming competitively since he has the best body for it. 
13. Say: "There's something on the tip of your nose, Gru!" and watch him cross his eyes in the difficulty of seeing it and subsequently poking his hand on his very sharp nose. 
submitted by Caroline, 9-13
(January 22, 2017 - 9:46 pm)

14. Call Gru and Lucy "Grucy." 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(January 24, 2017 - 8:29 pm)