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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
Well, this was my little cousin, but.
"No dying in this house!"
(December 10, 2018 - 6:17 pm)
This kid: See, [my name] agrees with me!
Me: No, I don't
This kid: Well, you COULD. Hypothetically.
*I remove a piece of fluff from my friend's head* My friend: Where did you put that? Can I have it?
(December 10, 2018 - 7:03 pm)
I once had a lengthy conversation with my friend that was only Hamilton references.
(December 10, 2018 - 10:11 pm)
Me(in baby talk to the youngest of my numerous little brothers): your head isn’t cracked open is it?
My sister: how is that something you would say to a baby?
(December 11, 2018 - 11:34 am)
"Is Oliver contagious?" *Backs up frightenedly*
"Nerds like me that like books too much"
"I'm too good for circles."
"I SAW JESUS ON MY HAND"
(December 11, 2018 - 5:46 pm)
“She thinks she got lice from cat fuzz!”
(December 11, 2018 - 9:09 pm)
-"What's Scottish?"
"Scottish is a country in Ireland"
-"Gotta have strong bones to consume a lot of milk"
(December 11, 2018 - 9:46 pm)
“Your nostrils look AMAZING.”
”Where’s the spider?” “In [my friend]’s locker.”
*Laughing hysterically* “He said 3.1!” “Literally no one cares!” (Well those were just classmates but still)
(December 13, 2018 - 9:27 pm)
Me: But I can say You smell like a monster.
Friend: WELL. I NEVER. Go kiss an orc!
Me: UGH, WELL. Go kiss an orc yourself!
Friend: I hate you.
Me: *splutters* Your head is empty!
Friend: WELL. I already know THAT one. Your head is empty to you!
Friend: Wait—are we...insulting each other?
Me: Yes, we have been for the last fifteen minutes.
(December 16, 2018 - 9:49 am)
Oh, I guess the Admins edited this. The insults were supposed to be in elvish. Oh well.
Yes, I'm sorry, but we don't have time to check the Elvish translations.
Admin
(December 16, 2018 - 7:20 pm)
Yes, I wondered about that, which was why I added my own translations. But it’s alright, I understand. ;)
(December 16, 2018 - 9:10 pm)
Okay, I was messing around on a Google Doc of mine and I wrote the most ridiculous paragraph ever, so I'm gonna copy and paste it.
Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo i like toes boing what are those oh please why cotton candy sticky face aarghh what oof ohh nani robot dancing lady queen shtinglewarts oh deer foomph woah i like trains ahhh im scared please what fart for me please yas boiz who let the bears out kazoing buy a book of hairy shoes choking on water and hot dog party with santa wait no stop ooo i understand life now puns are funny if you say em wrong i have a secret fart in my bunker and sing a song of hangry men food good vixen fell down and screamed grandma is a spy oh yers stop driving the motorcylce we gonna fall hole in galaxy of purple pineapples bend my fingers wait be my valentine or else come back from your tunnel of cats.
(December 16, 2018 - 2:38 pm)
I'm back with more
"Technically, I'd like for you to shut up."
"Don't blame it on me! He started it!" "But you continued it!" "Well yea it looked like fun"
"Let's abuse the snails"
Me: Hey Logan! I stole Oliver's lunchbox!
Logan: That's my girl!
Me: yep, you taught me well! *Fist bumps*
"Eliza, are you hitting people?" "Yes! Hit them! HIT THEM ALL!!!"
"Our lunch table is The Table of Death"
(December 16, 2018 - 7:34 pm)
- "EDGAR ALLEN BRO!" *screamed in a crowded theater by a 24-year-old woman*
- Friend: "What's In The Heights about?"
Me: "ABUELA CLAUDIA DYING"
- "When I close my eyes, I see chickens."
- "THE SACRED EYEBROW!!!"
- "Fun Home is a very oof-worthy musical!"
- "Dream happy dreams! Like about Winfield!"
- "Sure, you're ancient, Sabrina, but I'm ancient- er. And Winfield is the ancient-est!"
- "ThAt'S nOt SoMeThInG yOu NoRmAlLy InClUdE iN a ScIeNcE pRoJeCt..."
- "And yellow crayons, and ugly shoelaces, and cats throwing up!"
(December 18, 2018 - 8:00 pm)
Ya know that part of the Let it Snow song “the fire is slowly dying and my friends are still goodbying”? Well, one time I found myself singing,”The Fire is still goodbying and my friends are slowly dying”. XDXDXDXD
(December 18, 2018 - 8:17 pm)