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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
O.O
oh my...
(May 25, 2018 - 6:27 am)
*Winces*
(May 25, 2018 - 9:49 am)
At school:
"SHEEEEEEEEEET"
"What the heck...? No, that's a nacho flake... Of some sort."
"Awww, look at the little dog with the - Oh that's a cat never mind... Wait why is someone walking their cat?"
"NO GET IT RIGHT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST - Oh goodness gracious."
At home:
"I never thought I'd see - OH MY GOSH IT'S STILL ALIVE KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!"
"Why can't I touch it I WANNA TOUCH IT." "No, it seriously could kill you." "Really?" "No. HAHAHAHA!!"
"There are MANY things wrong with me... Shouldn't you know this by now?"
(May 25, 2018 - 2:01 am)
"There must be something wrong with your stick!" "Hehe, stick."
"Everybody stare at my food!"
Martan whisper-singing: "This class sucks, I want to go die in a hole." "Ooo, I'll join you! Do you have a shovel?"
"I'm gonna suck at this, whatever it is."
"THE ALMIGHTY STICK, HUZZA!"
"The third one.. she broke the origional."
(May 25, 2018 - 7:05 am)
@Riddler is someone you know without a (functional) hand now? ;x
(May 25, 2018 - 1:48 pm)
"Whoopsie-daisies. I didn't do it."
In email with a certain friend:
"I zhpeek French"
"You're going to roast my head at Starbucks?"
(in French, long story) "Then I shall roast your feet"
On the CB:
"MY COUSINSIE YOU HAVE COMESIE"
(May 25, 2018 - 7:03 pm)
@Alazarine, Leafpool, and Rogue Wilding
No it was ok XD XD XD It was a stage prop in our show, so while it did not actually work to grind meat it still made her hand hurt for the rest of the day.
(May 28, 2018 - 10:24 pm)
OKAY WHEW
I was like "Now watch me vhip. Now watch me BEAT YOU VITH A SHANDAL 'CAUSE YOU'RE SHTUPID"
10 points if you can name that viner. XP
I love vines. One of my absolute favorites is by Aaron Doh. The caption is Me vs. Tall people
"So, how's the weather up there?"
"I've seen so much death..."
"... Oh."
Ooh, can we share our favorite vines on here TOO?? That would be so awesome...
(May 29, 2018 - 12:46 am)
"You're like a pancake, you're all floppy."
So the following conversation was said by me and my friend during a very weird play:
me: "Oh no, my wig fell off! What should I do?" Leah: "Uuuh, pretend to be in pain!" me: "AAUUGH! I'M PRETENDING TO BE IN PAIN!!" me to Leah-"How am I doing?" Leah-"Great!" me back to the audience-" AAUUGH! I'M DOING A GREAT JOB OF PRETENDING TO BE IN PAIN!!!"
in the same play, there was also:
"Ooo, sorry I dropped the house!"
"Wow Alaska is really warm!"
today is my firsy day of summer break, yay!
(May 26, 2018 - 7:29 am)
(me) “They’d think we were mental. (Katie) “Uh, we are mental.”
”It’s not ice cream people, it’s miniature plastic ponies.” “High quality plastic ponies.”
(May 29, 2018 - 4:26 pm)
"DO YOU HAVE THE KIWI? I NEED THAT KIWI RIGHT NOW!"
"Welcome to Shriek The Musical!" *starts screaming*
"It's Monday Cast, everyone!"
"Potato died. My Nana's dog ate him."
"Tiny dinosaur wearing a top hat, do you take the eraser soccer ball princess to be your awfully wedded wife?" (only one scene from a very... interesting.... eraser wedding)
If you want any of these explained, just ask!
(May 31, 2018 - 7:16 am)
"Kylie can be Gingy The Third!"
Sandya's husband, Billy, who flies planes into the ground for a living
"Alice, it's the Little Kid" "AAAHHHH RUN AWAY!!"
"Noah the Egg Man!"
The dreaded Safety Cap
"That ______ is ancient!" (fill in the blank with any of fifty bazillion things that certainly aren't ancient)
"Now that I know you.... now that you know me... we will always be.... DEVIL FRIENDS!"
"We should cut Ellie's arm off with that random butter knife on the sidewalk. She would look better." (said by one of the already-mentioned Devil Friends)
"The hammock/croquet/Frisbee.... it's a dangerous game."
The Les Mis barricade of old worksheets.
"Will you marry me?"(said in a ridiculous British accent while lying on the ground)
Alice, the new first grader (My knees really hurt that day, if you were wondering)
(May 31, 2018 - 7:13 pm)
My friend named his phone Janet with a G.
Specifically, Gauiknotte.
(June 1, 2018 - 7:38 am)
*Snorts* ganet.... and *tackle hugs Savvy*
(June 3, 2018 - 12:48 pm)
"Why you zappin' me on my birthday, man?"
"Cherry cherry bon bon!"
"Whipped cream retrieval mode- initiated."
"Neeeeveeer beeee enooooouuugh- bread!"
(June 1, 2018 - 10:54 am)