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Funny Things My Teachers Have Said:

As shown by the title, this is a version of the "Funny Things My Friends Have Said" page. Share not-so-serious statements your educators have made, consciously or no. 

"NO! You may NOT throw my cell phone at the turkey!" 

*Barrelling down the hallway between two students, shoving them aside* "NO RUNNING IN THE HALL!!! NO RUNNING IN THE HALL!!!" 

*On the occasion of a student playing "All Star" by Smash Mouth during lunch* "If you're going to play it, you might as well turn it up!"

*Discovers that a project for their AP class is due the next day and not the next week, as they had believed. Forms class into an emergency construction crew on a 20-degree Monday morning. Sticks head into my AP classroom with some words of wisdom* "Don't procrastinate, kids. IT'S COLD!!!"

submitted by Esthelle, age Elusive, Schokolade
(November 12, 2018 - 11:08 am)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

"I want to be a good drug"

"Well, Eliza here thinks she's too good for me-"

*Looks to the heavens* *legit talking to God (which is allowed, bc I go to a Catholic School)* "I Know, Lord, I'm trying not to get mad at them, but they just won't listen!"

"Sit on the seat of your pants."

 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(November 12, 2018 - 5:09 pm)

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submitted by TOPTOPTOPTOPTOPTOP
(November 12, 2018 - 6:24 pm)

My fourth grade teacher said this, and for some reason I still think it's funny. In fact, I think I've shared this on the CB before.

"If you're laughing and having a grand old time, you're probably not paying attention."

also this, from this year:

"Why do you have a rubber duck? This is a theater class!"

submitted by Applejaguar, Wisteria
(November 12, 2018 - 9:55 pm)

- "A tale of DEATH!" (My Social Studies teacher actually wrote this on her whiteboard and left it up for two days. That was exactly what it said, except the word Death was underlined.)

 

submitted by elementgirl18917
(November 14, 2018 - 5:15 pm)

"Every time you say something stupid you have to move one desk back until you're out the door and in the principal's office."

"Don't worry, you didn't miss anything. We had to evacuate the building because some idiot colleague of mine doesn't know how to toast a bagel."

Student: "What's your favorite kind of chocolate?" Teacher: "Green" 

"Thursday is my favorite day of the week because I don't have you guys."

"Sit down, stop drawing attention to yourself, and start paying attention to me."

Student: "You look so organized." Teacher: "I like to pretend sometimes." 

"Reach under my desk, honey, I've got a rice cooker down there somewhere."

"I'm sorry, is his ego getting in your space?" 

"Forget the earthquake, get under the desk and keep writing, honey!" 

submitted by Abigail, age Old enough, Inside my head
(November 14, 2018 - 8:27 pm)

I'm seeing a correlation between "honey" and "under the desk".

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Asteroide B612
(November 15, 2018 - 10:40 pm)

Oooh my math teacher is so good at roasting people, but I can't think of any. 

PS ydau 

submitted by Kate-the-Great, age ???????, A Galaxy Far Far Away...
(November 18, 2018 - 10:00 pm)