Funny things people

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Funny things people

Funny things people say.

If you're like me you've probably heard people say lots of hilarious things. A boy in my science class's ideal superpower is to be able to bit through people's noses. Ummmm, ok? And right now all the "cool" people at my school are all obessed with making hairline insults which is sort of hilarious in a terrible way. 

So if you've heard anything ridiculous lately, please share. We all need a good laugh sometimes.  

submitted by Leo
(January 10, 2019 - 8:19 pm)

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Lately my friends Lily, Jordan, and Rose are obsessed with a stick they named Lilliam. Then Liiliam died, so they found two sticks named Aphrodite and Apollo. But Apollo died, and then Aphrodite perished.

submitted by Secret
(January 11, 2019 - 4:20 pm)
submitted by tOpToPtOpToPtOpToP
(January 11, 2019 - 6:08 pm)

The only source I have for this is my brother, so this will be limited. So he dabs and says 'dead memes'. Oviously It isn't dead because your doing it. Also he kept on saying 'here see the thing' and I would say 'I don't see the thing'. He stopped doing that. 

submitted by ojie, age 151095, somewhere to knowhere
(January 12, 2019 - 8:48 am)

6 year old brother: I can't read this! the words are all scrobbly!

submitted by Aquamarine, age XI, In the Clouds
(January 14, 2019 - 10:23 am)

I have a geometry class that has 13 girls and 2 hilarious guys! At the beginning of each chapter, our teacher lets the two boys "teach a lesson" (for like 15 minutes, then picks up where they are) It's always very interesting. The other day, they were both trying to do handstands on desks in the back of the room. And one of them says every day that he is going to jump onto the roof at the end of the year.

submitted by Bluebird
(January 14, 2019 - 10:25 pm)