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A Compilation of the Funniest Sentences or Phrases You Have Heard, Said, or Made up with Friends; No Context is Preferred, Cuz It's Funnier That Way

I have some prize ones:

1) "Two more things before I pull the stomach out"

2) "Are you looking for brains? Sorry, I don't have any"

3) "Is that a jar of dead bats in the corner?!"

4) "The guinea pig got whomped out of Harry Potter's lap"

peace out, SpiffJith

submitted by Spiffycat, age OY, Cralel Ra
(March 31, 2019 - 4:31 pm)

"I'm not playin'in'! Humpha!"

(The two 'in''s is not a typing mistake)

submitted by Aquamarine, age XII, In the Clouds
(April 1, 2019 - 8:09 am)

(talking to brain): "Hello, Mr. Moleculio"

OK, that wasn't actually my brother saying that, it was his stuffed toy...

submitted by Aquamarine, age XII, In the Clouds
(April 1, 2019 - 8:11 am)

submitted by Toppers Inc.
(April 1, 2019 - 6:02 pm)