Funny Things my

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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, because Leafy's one died but this idea is too good to not have a thread for. Post your funny things here!

-"YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME?  *continued*" 

-"Which joke is dirtier, Oliver's Cheetos or the fajitas?"

-"Keep it PG, we say *censored* here"

-"Rest in pieces, fidget pen." 

-"Can you do me a favor and put a 'kick me' sign on Oliver?"

-"Captain America is just a 100-year old guy on steriods with a frisbee"

-"You're so disappointed by my lack of Super Mario knowledge"

-Gavin: Eliza is just a girl with messy hair and insomnia

Me: Hey that's not wrong

-"If I saw Dear Evan Hansen my soul would become a pile of goo on the floor."

-"You look like Shrek"

-"I think Logan just called me mentally weak"

-"Oliver should run the 666-meter in track!"

-"This confetti sucks"

-"I am SORRY I do not know what a METHANE HYDRATE IS-" 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons , BeaconTown
(April 27, 2019 - 11:05 am)

-"That cop just pushed me in the water!"

-"I just three sixtyed that boi."

-"You wanna fight? Woof Woof."

-*to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama* "Keep calm your a midget!"

-"You scare me and I've done Taekwondo for multiple years now." 

-"gimeejimmygimmejimmygimeejimmygimeejimmy!!" 

submitted by Top!
(August 10, 2019 - 5:48 pm)

Topping!

submitted by Top!
(August 10, 2019 - 5:49 pm)

Topping!

submitted by Top!
(August 10, 2019 - 5:50 pm)

Kate: *recites a complicated poem* 

Me: ...All I understood out of that was "ramen".  

Kate: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY RAMEN!

 

submitted by Fleet
(August 11, 2019 - 8:10 am)

Top!

submitted by Top!
(August 11, 2019 - 7:12 am)

Yay, it's alive again!!

~"So there was this fat minicamper, right" 

~"COWNADO"

"Just imagine... this big funnel of cows... in the sky! *deranged laughter*"

~"MAN-MAN"

~"His name is GUY BOB"

~"Regular guy by day, regular guy by night"

~"Fights villans with Elmer's glue and stapler guns"

~"So in short, Jeffery Bobbington is Mary (Insert last name here)."

~"Cownado the PREQUEL SEQUEL"

~"It's time to go to tImE"

~"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGETT" 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 11, 2019 - 9:08 am)

One of my brothers squeezed my mom's arm and called it a baby.

 

 

 

 

Laughing 

submitted by Aqua, age XII, (marine)
(August 11, 2019 - 12:33 pm)

This happened a while ago when another one of my brothers didn't want any more dinner but he still wanted dessert

It prolly went something like this

"I'm full"

"Then you don't want (dessert)?"

"I'm a little full"

 

 

 

(Full sounds like fool btw) 

submitted by Aqua, age XII, (marine
(August 11, 2019 - 12:36 pm)

This happened a while ago when another one of my brothers didn't want any more dinner but he still wanted dessert

It prolly went something like this

"I'm full"

"Then you don't want (dessert)?"

"I'm a little full"

 

 

 

(Full sounds like fool btw) 

submitted by Aqua, age XII, (marine
(August 11, 2019 - 12:36 pm)

"I'm mad at you."
"Why are you mad at me?"
"I had the meanest dream ever and I'm mad at you for it."
"Why?"
"YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE FOR MOWING THE GRASS!!!!"

submitted by Nyx
(August 13, 2019 - 6:55 am)

"MAN MAN FIGHTING A COWNADO"

"I don't wanna talk about this, let's just think about cownadoes." 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 13, 2019 - 9:56 am)

"Can I have some edible cheese?"

Revna say oben. Ben? Who's Ben and what did he do? 

submitted by Spell Caster
(August 13, 2019 - 6:34 pm)

Here's some!

"What's your name?" "Natalie." "Do you want an Infinity Stone?"

"And Albion's like, 'Hi, I'm a horse! You're a really cute girl. This doesn't work.'"

"One united jelly donut"

"I ain't got no clue what I don't not know."

"Krysta, is that your hair? Why is your hair coming out of the bottom of the stall?" 

"You're a ladybug. Perfectly logical." 

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(August 15, 2019 - 9:23 am)

First (half) day of school weirdness: 

~"I'm a dead cookie"

~"SCHOOL BABY"

~"Ew, it touched your face. I don't want anything your face touched!"

~"She's like Mrs. S without the peppiness, so basically nothing." 

~"Locker shenanagins" 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 15, 2019 - 1:48 pm)

-"Stop petting your elderberries!"

-"You want to know how messed up E is? She just bit my monkey!"

-"I'm going to sit next to you on the bus the entire ride. Is that okay? 

submitted by Spell Caster
(August 18, 2019 - 7:32 pm)