Loch Ness Raid!

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Loch Ness Raid!

Loch Ness Raid!

After Area 51 there are plans to storm Loch Ness! 

submitted by Spell Caster
(July 24, 2019 - 7:02 am)

The time is now for us to find dat big boi.

submitted by S. Clockwork
(July 24, 2019 - 2:23 pm)


submitted by top
(July 24, 2019 - 5:06 pm)

But consider: they could bribe us with the Walker's shortbread cookies to leave the mystery of Nessie alone.

submitted by icarus
(July 24, 2019 - 9:09 pm)

Uh... you guys do realize that it's incredibly easy to get into Loch Ness, right? I mean, once you're in Scotland and everything. There aren't any guards or anything. So... why do we need to storm it exactly??

submitted by Fleet, The Farm
(July 25, 2019 - 8:22 am)

cause most of us are children without passports.

the real storming is sneaking through the airports.


submitted by Ella Starburst, Breaking Down Barriers
(July 25, 2019 - 9:25 pm)

What if we make a Go Fund Me to raise money to buy ourselves a private jet? Then we don't have to storm the airports.

Coco says pire. He's probably trying to say pyre. Or maybe pure, as in our mission is pure. 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(July 28, 2019 - 4:19 pm)

Ooh, I'm going to be the conspiracy theorist today! Arise, both the Loch Ness Monster and this thread....


Bella says dftb...I think she was trying to say DFTBA(Don't Forget To Be Awesome!) 

submitted by The Grand Duckmaster, age A loft, Anas Platyrhynchosland?
(July 28, 2019 - 11:45 pm)

Ah, wait! I forgot! I CAN CONJURE SWARMS OF DUCKS AT WILL! We shall use this ability to storm all obstacles!!!

submitted by The Grand Duckmaster, age A loft, Anas Platyrhynchosland?
(July 28, 2019 - 11:49 pm)

icarus has a fair point—the prospect of being bribed with Walker’s shortbread is a very real threat. I know that at least I would probably abort mission immediately and begin pleading frantically for the shortbread, as Scottish shortbread is, unfortunately, one of my key weaknesses. So, in order to make it past this obstacle, I propose that we make a serum; ‘Walker’s antidote’, if you will. When consumed, this serum with shield from the possessive powers of shortbread for 24 hours, making all the cookies you eat taste like styrofoam. Now, to figure out how to concoct this...

Nugget says guuu. Perhaps this is a hint? It must reach a gooey consistency? 

submitted by Leeli
(July 29, 2019 - 8:06 am)

Ah, a very pressing concern.... everyone, please experiment and share any recipes that you think will work! We have to be thorough if we want to suceed in our mission!


Bella says pind... pinned? Yes, keep this in mind.

submitted by The Grand Duckmaster, age A loft, Anas Platyrhynchosland?
(July 29, 2019 - 2:23 pm)

I propose we eat minty toothpaste and gargle Listerine prior to the mission.

submitted by Micearenice
(July 30, 2019 - 11:38 am)

I have a small addition to your idea- we eat the minty toothpaste, gargle listerine, and then drink orange juice! It would ruin the flavor of those dastardly cookies, and intimidate our enemies.

submitted by icarus
(July 31, 2019 - 12:17 pm)

I have a really good peanut butter cookie recipie, so as long as the people trying to bribe us aren't allregic to peanuts I can bribe them to not bribe us and as they're trying to figure out what's going on we can sneak away >:D

submitted by Alizarine
(August 1, 2019 - 12:03 pm)

Great ideas, everyone! Bring those peanut butter cookies, bring the toothpaste and orange juice (choose sugar-free for best results), I'm forcing  my bro to come along, so we got our minecraft redstone engineer. Could we get an Admin in on this so we can have a chaperone?

Also, we need a date and meeting place. How about October 26th, 5 P.M, go to your airport and wait for the private jet to pick you up.

Now, what will we do with Nessie after we find her?

I'll go if you bring some peanut butter cookies for me, too! Or how about Scotcheroos in honor of our destination?


submitted by Ella Starburst, Heads up High
(August 2, 2019 - 11:02 pm)

You guys! My sister started watching the Water Horse this morning. What if it's not animation? What if it's the real thing? 

submitted by Spell Caster
(August 9, 2019 - 7:27 am)