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Community commonplace book (QUOTES THREAD)

Hello, all! I thought this would be a fun thingadoo whatever you wanna call it. Post herein your favorite quotes, who wrote them, and what book (if there is one) the quote is from! They could also be quotes from people you know, quotes from people you overheard in a restaurant, quotes from people online... Any kind of thing.

Bring your quotables forth!

submitted by Alizarine, age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(February 3, 2020 - 8:17 am)

Where there is a will, I want to be in it.   -My teacher

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.   -Capper Dapperpaws 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.     -my mother 

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.     -my principal  

submitted by Eclipse , age ???, ???
(February 3, 2020 - 8:26 pm)

I have two - "I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them." -Andy Bernard, The Office

"Holy banana peels!" -My social studies teacher 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 12, North Carolina
(February 5, 2020 - 5:16 pm)

Last year in my class we had a 'quote of the day' board, and I recorded all of the quotes, so here follows a (somewhat long) selection of the best ones! (I also have a collection of my favorite book quotes, but I'll put those in a separate comment so I don't overwhelm the admins or any readers.)

“But Pennsylvania doesn’t start with a p!”

“How many times have I told you? Carrots aren’t air!”

“We’re solving for bananas?!”

“Nice braining there, [name].” 

“Icky is a highly technical math term.” 

“It’s a French hat? That explains everything.”

“1 and 27 are literally the exact same number.”

“...making sure food doesn’t have food in it.”  

“I have no friends, just trombones.” 

“I know what you’re talking about. What are you talking about?” 

“Raisins are the shriveled toes of dead saints.”

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(February 5, 2020 - 8:09 pm)

Were those things your classmates said? They're hilarious. There's this one kid in my math class who would totally say the 1 and 27 one. 

submitted by SurroundedByBooks
(February 5, 2020 - 8:45 pm)

Yep, they’re all from my classmates!

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(February 5, 2020 - 9:33 pm)

W: Yes! I am your teacher! I will give you valuable life advice...

Me: Such as?

W: Give me a second......

 

 

submitted by cerinthe, age 13
(February 7, 2020 - 7:01 pm)

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explainiing why I'm right."

-Maybe a book? Idk, I might have made it up. 

submitted by Sirfire, age unknown, classified
(February 15, 2020 - 9:41 am)

"87 cents is equal to $1.22 right"

-kid in my math class

 

"I ripped my pants on the car chair"

-same kid in math class

 

Teacher: what do you use to hit a golf ball

Student: a put-put

 

Teacher: What date is (some holiday I don't remember)?

Student: July 32 

 

submitted by Barnswallow
(February 16, 2020 - 7:15 pm)

A conversation between my friends and me yesterday. 

Possibly: Hey Jaz, you wanna know something?

Jaz: Sure.

Possibly: Have you ever realized that Karen never changes? We've known her for three years. Every year she always looks the same, sounds the same, and acts the same! 

Jaz: Woah.

Possibly: So I've come up with two theories. Either she's immortal, or there's a labratory making Karen clones that sends only eleven-year old Karens to camp. 

Jess: Wait, so what happens to the old Karens?

Sarah: .....

Jaz: (Calling across the room) Hey, Karen! What happens to your other clones when they grow older than eleven?

Karen: They become clone labor while the original Karen sits in the basement and eats chips.

Possibly and Jaz: !!!!! 

submitted by possibly wiser, definitely older
(February 17, 2020 - 6:11 pm)

"Okay Zoomer" -my friend (maybe quoting a meme or something)

"Meat is vegetables, right?" -the chef guy in the Jedi Academy: The Phantom Bully

"Saint IH" -an inside joke between me and my friend E

"The hardest to learn was the least complicated!" -Least Complicated by Indigo Girls 

"demon pasta" -my above-mentioned friend E

"spiget finner" -a counselor at summer camp (if you don't get it, it's figet spinner with the ifrst letters mixed up) 

"Guys we should make a bagel army" -Alizarine, CBer chat thread (I think)

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(February 17, 2020 - 7:13 pm)

"I think I'm allergic to my own hair."- my friend 

"Is that a glockenspeil (glock-in-shpeel)" -inside joke with my band friends.  

"Queer means you're not straight."- me explaining to my friends who aren' queer.  

*screams* ANGELICA! *sings* Eliza! *mumbles* and Peggy. . ."

*is about to play "sakura, sakura*: "YoU GuYz! I'm dedicating this peice to the trumpets because they're so overrated they're underrated."- me.  

"Alright, play number next." - my band director being lazy 

*is watching detective Pikachu and it reveals that his dad was trapped in Pikachu's body*: "YoU ArE mY dAd, YOU'RE MY DAD! Boggie wooigi woogie!" ( I'm sorry, but it was to good.)

submitted by Secret
(February 18, 2020 - 10:43 am)

"Reading makes you wonder!!....also if you doon't like the cover don't judge a book by its cover"       -so basiccally every year my school holds a bookmark showcase where people make bookmarks and this was one of the FIFTH GRADER'S ONESS  0.0

"Yeah, but it was so cringe!" -my friend who now calls everything cringe

*teacher hands out report cards* My friend/crush: "ooh, I can't wait to go on the bus and read my report card!!"                                                                                                                            

*friend goes to lunch, opens lunch box, and pulls out pasta: "Oh, cool!" Pulls out another container filled w/ pasta: "Makes this face": .   .  *pulls out spoon*: "Sometimes I really, REALLY   wonder about my parents."                       )-(                                                                                             Hahahaha I'm dying; so funny.

submitted by Sirfire, age unknown, hahar
(February 18, 2020 - 4:42 pm)

Holy Catfish!!!

- radio Seattle Seahawks commentator  

submitted by Thunder , age 10 eons , Here
(February 18, 2020 - 9:22 pm)