Inside Jokes

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Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes

This was a really fun thread a while ago. I think Violet originally started it, and then Abi brought it back, and I figured it would be fun to do it again. Basically just post any inside jokes that you have with your friends or family or whoever. No context required.

-Kylo Ren is Will Turner's father, and Will Turner is (Leafy)'s husband

-Cucumbers (hi Leeli)

-hEaLtHy FlAwLeSs SkIn

-(Leafy) fell over, call her parents

-Galaxy eyes

-Angrykin Lietalker

-"Quick, do a flirtatious pose." "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A FlIRTATIOUS POSE! HELP!"

-"Racy"

-Charlie the rubber band 

-I still can't believe you lost Charlie 

 

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(June 18, 2020 - 8:19 pm)

Nomaa

(I have no idea how to spell this lol) zhun zhun

Black hole dude would not approve/Black hole dude would approve

ITS A CREATURE-DEEDTURE

Humpha 

Did you know Sleepytime (tea) REALLY CAlMS yOu DOwN?

BONG

Nature(or humans or smth) ... SO UGLY 

 

submitted by aqua, the person
(June 19, 2020 - 8:27 am)

Top!

submitted by LeafyTOP, age Top-teen, The TOP of the forest
(June 19, 2020 - 11:57 am)

Hoppy toots! 

Bob.
shi fu shong!
adrian...the friend or the realtor?
we are walking around the house! 
submitted by SmartCookie, age 9, CandyLand
(June 19, 2020 - 12:22 pm)

-"I guess you better start looking in the bushes."

-"SCFI"

(that's all I have, really.) 

submitted by Nyx, age 13 years, earth
(June 19, 2020 - 3:31 pm)

- "_______ is good for the soul"

- "See ya later, Suckers!"

- "AHEM THIS BE GIRL TIME" 

- mug cakes 

- jeggings

- "those weird YouTube vids, remember?" 

- "no we are not going swimming" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Evergreen, age nil, down the rabbit hole
(June 19, 2020 - 4:19 pm)

I shall try to provide explanations as best as I can... 

-MOILET --(Ok I have literally no idea how this came about)

-Budapest! --So this is a joke between my dad and me, from this game that we play called Spell It!. I don't know if anyone here has played it, but if you haven't, it's basically where you roll dice with letters on them, and you yell out a word that has to have letters from at least three of the dice, and it has to be in the chosen category. You get points based on how many letters the word has. And in the "Around the World" category, the letters for Budapest come up at least 9 times out of 10, so my dad and I will just randomly yell BUDAPEST whenever we're playing Spell It, or really when we roll dice in any game. Ok that was way too long XD

-DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT [Agent Winter]! --Whenever my friend mentions a boy she knows or has recently met, because she's unusually pretty and a lot of boys have crushes on her but she's oblivious to them all

-ThE tAbLeS hAvE tUrnEd --This is a line from a movie my friend and I were making, and now we'll just randomly say it in conversation

-NOOP --An alternate pronunciation of "nope", from a game I played when I was little (it would say "NOOP" anytime you didn't do something right)

-The Minecart has achieved sentience! --In a Minecraft survival world I play on with my friend, we have a Minecart system under our town, and the Minecart tends to randomly disappear/show up in places that we didn't put it in, so we have a head-canon that the Minecart is a sentient creature.

-"Da wild life!" --Also from Spell It!... I have no clue how this came about, but every time the category "Wildlife" comes up, one of us always does this weird maraca dance and says "Da wild life" in a really weird voice that's kind of indescribable. 

Ok, that's all I got for now. This is a hilarious thread XD 

submitted by Agent Winter, age Classified, Enceladus
(June 19, 2020 - 5:51 pm)

"I have no neck" (Shrinks down head so no neck is showing)

"PIGGGGGIEEEEEE"

(While watching a movie or cartoon) "This is so unrealistic"

 

Me: "Smol Bean"  My dad "Smol Bean"  Me: "NOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT SMOL BEAN"

"But dad it's getting dark outside!" (This started one time when we were shooting archery into the evening and I say it even when it's broad daylight)

submitted by Alex
(June 19, 2020 - 7:39 pm)

"I'm feeling a little cornered right now!"

Santa Paws and his origami frog servants

Squirrels

"Ducks are amphibians"

geese

"Is that a carrot?"

*aggressive kazoo playing*

The marching band bus

 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Ikea
(June 19, 2020 - 9:23 pm)

-Ok, I'm gonna torture myself. *Plays 'Baby Shark' to torture myself* This is a terrible song. *Faints*

-AHHH I DON'T WANNA DANCE!!!!1

-STOP, PLEASE!!!!!! WITH THE MUSIC!!!!!!!! 

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(June 20, 2020 - 11:58 am)

These are all inside jokes I have with one of my friends...we have a lot of weird inside jokes.

-Bolaroid the possum

-THE BARK

-The Great Limey, ruler of all green glowsticks

-Pepe the tiny clementine piece

-skittles, skittles, SKITTLES

-Chromatin, mitochondria, and GULGI BODY

-Naply the pineapple eraser

-the funeral of Rudolph the fish

-Batman voices by R+A

-assorted meats (my friend or I will text three meat emojis and the first person to text "assorted meats" wins. I have no idea how this started.)

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE (my friend said this after she was the only one who got an ice cream cup that didn't have a spoon in it)

 

 

submitted by Winterblue
(June 20, 2020 - 12:30 pm)

three more because I didn't post all of mine last time :)

- "It was gremlins"

- Shackleton

- "Hello my name is (Evergreen/Sirin). YOU INTERRUPTED ME READING. Prepare to die" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Evergreen/Sirin , age nil, first name change
(June 20, 2020 - 1:15 pm)

Oh my goodness! I love that last one SO much. The Princess Bride is the BEST!

submitted by PygmyOwl
(June 20, 2020 - 5:10 pm)

OMG I love the Princess Bride!! When I read that last one, I got to 'Hello my name is' and then I started over and read it out loud in his voice. Thank you for that, I am now always going to say that whenever any person interrupts me when I'm reading.

submitted by Jade J., age 1560, Florin
(June 20, 2020 - 8:47 pm)

I love the Princess Bride too!!!!! Also you’ve read Greenglass house?!?!? Ahhhhh!!!! Seriously. I think it’s one of the best books ever. If I wasn’t Dolphin I’d probably be Sirin. I actually was Sirin in a DND campaign. You have great taste, Sirin. 

 

 

Vixen says mnzmm. I think he’s asleep.  

submitted by Dolphin, age 13 eons , Narnia
(June 21, 2020 - 9:14 am)

Mine all come from the community theater I perform/work/kill time at. 

 

-Fire fires up.

-Which of Jacob's three H's does this fall under?

-Quiet, maggots, when she's speaking! (Matilda, anybody?)

-Smiley-Riley! Smiley-Riley!

-Whatever you do, don't press the seizure button.

-Riley's Amish, remember?

-I'm the pretty face and she's the brain 'cause when I think too hard my face looks like this (insert funny face here)

-And then he asked "What is the sound of a question mark singing?"

-Now on Disney Channel!

-Oh, ya know. Savannah.

-Yeet the stake! Yeet the stake!

 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 16, (REDACTED)
(June 21, 2020 - 10:16 am)