THE BATTLEFIELD

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THE BATTLEFIELD

THE BATTLEFIELD

WHERE THE EVERLASTING EMPIRE AND THE TIMBER GOAT KINGDOM BATTLE!!! 

submitted by Anon.G,TWolf,SammyE.
(July 29, 2020 - 5:42 am)

Everlasting Empire rules! But...how will we battle? We need some rules.

submitted by Mistia, age 10, CandyLand
(July 29, 2020 - 3:07 pm)

Bro, I don't even know. Any ideas? XD 

submitted by Anonymous Goat
(July 30, 2020 - 1:08 pm)
submitted by toppppppppppppppppp
(July 29, 2020 - 4:40 pm)

No clue! Like seriously, how do we fight through a screen...Oh, wait, I know! Let's have a rap battle!!!

submitted by Mistia, age 10, CandyLand
(July 31, 2020 - 9:29 am)

YES! I'm gonna announce it on 'Everlasting Empire' and 'The Timber Goat Kingdom'.

submitted by Timber Wolf
(July 31, 2020 - 12:30 pm)

Either RPing or a rap battle. Preferably the latter, as I am better at rapping than RPing. I wish you could post videos on CB...

submitted by Agent Winter , age Classified, a forest
(July 31, 2020 - 11:22 pm)

Ok, I wasn't going to get involved, but you had me at rap battle! I will join Sammy Everlast! 

Ooh, me too! This is gonna be EPPPIICCC!

I don't want to have anything to do with war. *sighs*

Ok then. Hey Arrow, you want to join?

No.

Why not?

Well - wait. *gets an idea* If I join the other side, does that mean I can fight against Georgia? 

Well, yeah, I guess.

Alright, I'm in! And I'll take Memphis too.

Woah, woah woah, you are NOT taking the puppy into this. 

Diana, I thought you didn't want to get involved?

I didn't.  But if you try and take my dog into a war, I have no choice but to fight.

Uh, Diana, he's not just YOUR dog.  

Oh really? Well, who's the one who feeds him? Bathes him? Takes him on walks?

*Speechless*

*speechless*

Diana, are you okay? This is so unlike you.

*snaps out of it* woah. That was really weird. Did I just yell? Sorry, guys. I didn't mean to get that worked up. Apologies.

So. Does that mean I can take Memphis?

NO!

Ooook folks, we'll be back later.

~iiiii justt wokee upppp~whatt diddd iiiii misss~

Um, nothing much, Memphis. Nothing much. 

submitted by Majestic Mary, The battlefield
(August 1, 2020 - 9:12 am)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GET THE EXPLOSIVES!!! IT'S KITTY EXPLOSIVES TIME!!! *Cackles while getting dynamite*

KITTY, NO!!!! *Grabs the dynamite that Kitty has in her paw and throws it over to another thrread, where it blows up.* Can we PLEASE make a rule that says "No AE's can bring explosives"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(August 1, 2020 - 12:57 pm)

*casually grabs an explosive*

i think it's fine for CBers! But, Æs aren't mature enough.

*chucks explosive into Old Cricket's Library, destroying every copy of the Highlights Magazine*

Because libraries normally have  magazines, this is a Cricket Library so mwahaha!

submitted by Mistia, age 10, CandyLand
(August 3, 2020 - 10:05 am)

Ok, but what about CAPTCHAs? Should they handle explosives? I mean, Bradley says that he's mature enough to handle one. He DID explode that old mansion at the OutLands of Kitten Kingdom. *Shudders* Trust me, you do NOT want to go there. It has your deepest fears.

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(August 5, 2020 - 11:18 am)

Hey! Some random person who's reading this! Start the rap battle for me!

submitted by Sammy Everlast
(August 5, 2020 - 2:27 pm)

We were gonna to play nice

until you tried to start a war

Now your hearts are cold as ice

and we're not friendly anymore.

 

so now I have to try and rap

Although my knowledge is none

But we'll defeat you with a tap

And take you down one by one.

~~~

This is so bad XD 

submitted by Majestic Mary, Trying to rap XD
(August 5, 2020 - 5:27 pm)

Ohhhhhh!

Juh-juh-Jubilee is in the house

Defeating Everlasting Empire

In a game of cat and mouse

We're gonna take you down, 

So be watchful and be wary,

And brush up on your rapping skills

'Cos that last one was just scary 

 

 

submitted by Jubilee, age TryinToRap, (and failing)
(August 6, 2020 - 7:16 am)

My turn.

******

I can't really rap

But I can rhyme

So now we'll put you in a trap

And I think that it is time

for you to surrender

or we will bring the thunder.

*******

XD that was the worst of all 

 

 

submitted by Mistia, age 10, Everlasting Empire rules!
(August 6, 2020 - 10:16 am)

Everlasting Empire?
Yeah, you're going down.
Our rapping skills gonna
Make you babies look like clowns
Your verses are weak
Even my grandfather agrees!
Timber Goats have more verses
That make more people freeze.
We're the Timber Goats
You guys are practically normal humans
Think you can beat us?
You got some serious delusions
We might not be the best rappers
But we're better than Sammy!
Okay that's over now
Now give us our Grammy! 
submitted by T.WolfAndAnon.Goat
(August 6, 2020 - 3:21 pm)