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Funny stories/things people have said!
I think the title explains itself, this thread is for anything that you've witnessed (or even made up, just tell us if so) that might make someone laugh! It's inspired by the old "Funny Things People Have Said" thread, credit to Luna-Starr (I think). Ok, I have a couple for now-
"Well, I wouldn't have worn jeans if I'd known I would be break dancing tonight!" -Me
T: "Who are you talking to?"
S: "Um...an unintentional soliloquy?"
S is a 10-year-old boy, by the way.
submitted by Azalea, age 13, Earth
(October 19, 2020 - 8:40 am)
(October 19, 2020 - 8:40 am)
*posted in a group chat with no context for laughs*
Me: GET YOUR OWN FISH
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*also posted in a group chat with no context for laughs*
Me: The temperature of a baked potato.
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A: "Look to the sky and think of your happiest memories ... what is your happiest memory?"
B: "THE ROMANS."
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A, to C: "You have beautiful blue eyes, it would be a shame if something were to ... happen to them."
B: "THE SECRETARY OF THE ARCHIVES HAD BLUE EYES."
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*me and my friends having a conversation about minecraft over call*
Me: I just kidnapped a sheep
M: We don't support sheepnapping in this household
P: I just killed a sheep
Me: Don't worry, I kidnapped two more sheep.
S: I'M IN THE MINES
M: Why are there salmon in our house?
Me: Oh yea, I also kidnapped three fish. They're my pets!
M: *leaves call*
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(October 19, 2020 - 2:17 pm)
XD
(October 19, 2020 - 3:13 pm)
Ok, so I don't know if people will think this is funny but...whatever.
One day, My uncle asked my brother if he wanted to go with him to the pool store. My brother said sure. They got in the car and went to te store. On their way home, my brother felt something in his pants. (my brother is SCARED and I mean scared of bees.) Turns out, it was a bee in his pants. He told my uncle. My uncle thought he said that my brother had peed his pants! :D (That's the funny part.) My brother corrected him and and they pulled over so my brother could get it out of his pants. Anyways, my brother didn't get stung but it was HYSTERICAL!
Hope you enjoyed!
(October 19, 2020 - 4:00 pm)
XD One time I thought I had a bee in my pants too. I didn't though, thank goodness!
I don't have a very good memory for funny incidents, but there are a few things I remember. They probably aren't that funny to people who weren't in the conversations, but they make me laugh.
Me: Hi. I want cheese.
Friend: Hi. Why do you want cheese?
Me: I don't know. It was a sudden urge.
Friend: (:
Now I want cheese.
Me: Me too! We're twins!
Friend: Oh no.
(A snapshot of a conversation between Mature PygmyOwl and Mature NerdFace)
MNF: I live in a better dimension. Away from idiotic humans.
MPO: You are very lucky. I live in the depths of Immature PygmyOwl's brain. It's not a good place to be.
MNF: I live in Immature NerdFace's brain. Far far far in there. I think I'm behind i-Ready. There are no idiotic humans in there.
What are you doing to succeed in life?
MPO: I have been avoiding Immature PygmyOwl, planning my high school schedule, avoiding Immature PygmyOwl, avoiding immature words such as "ugh," and avoiding Immature PygmyOwl.
(October 19, 2020 - 6:38 pm)
omg i'm famous xD. i'm glad i make you laugh. <3
(October 19, 2020 - 9:41 pm)
"Stop eating your pens, children, they are not snacks" -- My ELA teacher
"I literally wanted everyone to jump off a cliff and die"
"Pencils are not a food group" -- also my teacher
"The virtue of the month is cArRiAgE" (it's actually courage but my principal can't pronounce things)
E: I swear one of these days I'm going to snap and commit arson
A: What a cheery thought.
Let's see, funny stories... Well, I have this one teacher who uses sports analogies at least once every class period. My friend and I have started keeping track, and one time he used 14 in one week!
That's it for now. Buh bye.
(October 19, 2020 - 6:37 pm)
Last night, my friends and I were on a FaceTime group chat. We decided to end every sentence with 'In accordance to the prophecy'. We played Among Us and everytime someone died we would say, "OH MY GOSH! YOU DIED in accordance to the prophecy."
(October 20, 2020 - 9:19 am)
Your ELA teacher sounds awesome XD
(October 20, 2020 - 10:17 am)
My sister's nose was bleeding and we have a bunk bed, so she was on top, and so she said "Go tell mom that my nose is bleeding so I can get down." and so i'm like REALLY still asleep and tired so I say "Just fall off the bed, it'll be faster." And so now thats a running story in the family.
(October 20, 2020 - 9:34 am)
omg that's great. i was actually just cracking up.
(October 20, 2020 - 7:19 pm)
XD I know right!
(October 21, 2020 - 9:26 am)
*also a conversation about minecraft*
S: I killed a cow
Me: I burned a cow alive.
Me:
Me: And broke my sword.
Me:
Me: And also started a forest fire on accident.
C:
C: What gender is the baby?
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For those of you who don't know, people in California have been doing gender reveal parties, and accidentally blowing up forests and stuff :(
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*a beautiful bit of acting on the topic of betrayal*
T, who is a boy: Wait-wait-why don't you trust me?
W: I just don't!
T: Was-was it because I didn't tell you what I said to J?
W: YES that contributed!
T: Do you want me to be completely transparent with you?
W: Yes, yes please tell me what you told J.
T: I told him I was pregnant.
W:
B, who was standing by: We're gonna need another forest.
(October 20, 2020 - 9:56 am)
*cries with laughter* I can't even- oh my gosh- *laughs so hard typing is no longer possible*
(October 20, 2020 - 1:56 pm)
Me: BaNaNa
My sister: ???
(October 20, 2020 - 2:50 pm)
@Rainbow Riot, ummm, is T ok? I'm concerned about him right now... But is HALIRIOUS!!!
So, this is Ripley and I talking about Devan K.
Me: SEND ME DEVAN K. PLZZZZ!!!
Ripley: Ok. *Looks for pictures of him*
Me: DEVAN K. PLZZZZZ?!?!?
Ripley: I'm looking.
Me: *Keeps asking Ripley over and over and over*
Yes, I'm addicted to Devan K.
(October 20, 2020 - 3:10 pm)