Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

To Wildfire and Phantasmagoria

Could you rate my story using this form? You know, the one I gave you yesterday.

0 – I want revenge on
it, it was so bad

1 – Terrible, horrible, frightful

2 – Dreadful

3 – Bad

4 – Not good

5 – Meh: could be
better, could be worse

6 – Okay

7 – Satisfactory

8 – Amazing

9 – Excellent

10 – BEST EVER!!!!!! :D

Main character(s): ____

Other character(s): ____

Setting: ____

Overall storyline: ____

Introduction: ____

Climax: ____

Conclusion: ____

How interesting was the
story, overall? ____

How            was the story, overall? ____

Did the story meet your
expectations?       Yes       No

If not, why not?

Other comments: 

So you followed the clues and read past the disguise part?

Good job.

Your prize: a joke

A guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down at the counter. A bowl of peanuts says, "You look very nice today!" 

Later, when the guy tries to buy something from the vending machine near the bathrooms, it says, "Nice you today very look!" 

The guy asks the waiter what's with the peanuts and machine. The waiter says, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the vending machine is out of order."