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Puns!A place

Puns!

A place to share your best jokes, puns, and riddles. 

submitted by Raven
(May 15, 2022 - 6:44 am)

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

Why'd Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

 

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alaphabet, I don't know why.

 

 

I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed inside. 

submitted by Periwinkle, age Pi, Somewhere in the stars
(May 15, 2022 - 8:46 am)

Ha, I love these. I only know the first one. Well, knew. 'Cause now I know the rest. :P 

submitted by Rainbow, age 12, Stargazing, She/they
(May 15, 2022 - 12:17 pm)

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I like that tuxedo you're wearing; it really suits you.

I heard a joke about the Mariana Trench. It was really deep.

Honey is really good for you. It has a lot of Vitamin Bee in it.

With all the honey bees deal with, I bet they have to comb their a lot.

I don't know any other bee puns, so I guess I'll just have to wing it.

These bee puns are so bad, they're giving me hives. 

Ouch, that one kinda stung.

submitted by Snazzycakes, having a punderful time
(May 29, 2022 - 10:37 am)

My brother told me a joke about arms. It was the pits.

An elephant was seen at the baggage claim. It wanted its trunk back.

 

submitted by Ayles C., age 11, Colorado
(October 13, 2022 - 7:40 pm)