PIE THREAD!!!

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PIE THREAD!!!

PIE THREAD!!!

I have created this thread to throw pies. Yesterday was March 14th. Now, PIE IN YOUR FACE!! [}

submitted by Suki, age 13 eons, Nowhere
(March 15, 2023 - 7:20 pm)

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*Uses time portal to nail the next three people to comment in the face*

submitted by Scuttles
(March 16, 2023 - 7:05 am)

*goes to top*

*gets nailed in the face by my own pie*

Welp, the next two people will still get hit. Nya nya na boo boo. *blows raspberry*

submitted by Topples, The Pieing Place
(March 16, 2023 - 7:06 am)

*enters thread*

*gets pied in face*

OH, IT'S ON!! *throws zuchinni pie*

submitted by Darkvine, age idk, snakes&emojis
(March 16, 2023 - 1:42 pm)

*Unassuming me steps onto the Pie Thread*

*Gets pie-d in the face*

Mmm, delicious. Now, pie in your face!

submitted by Flamarestii
(March 16, 2023 - 2:27 pm)

*spawns into thread between Darkvine and Flamie, who simulatneously throw pie at me from opposite sides*

*ducks*

*pies hit each other in midair*

*hurls a raspberry pie at everyone in the vicinity*

submitted by Scuttles
(March 17, 2023 - 7:14 am)

Mmm, raspberry now

submitted by Flamarestii
(March 17, 2023 - 1:58 pm)
submitted by Pietop, on top of pie
(March 17, 2023 - 3:31 pm)

Raspberry pies? Okay. But I like chocolate with a mountain of whipped cream better!

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submitted by Avara, she/her
(March 17, 2023 - 8:15 pm)

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

I HATE WHIPPED CREAM AND FROSTING 

GROSSSS
AAAAAHHH

HELPPPP
GROSSSSSs

FINE Avara!  You really asked for it, didn't you? *rubs hands together*

I PRESENT...

MIRA PIES! The best pies there are. They're mischevious, and WOAH! *peels off sticky pie* They're cannoned by Mira and controlled by Mira. They smell like your favorite pie! Once you get pied with them, they'll stick to anything. Example: Your face. So, BE PREPARED TO GET COVERED IN PIE! Ready?

~YES I AM READY!~

Aaaalrighty! HERE THEY COME!!!!!

~*uses pie cannon on MAX* YAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT!~

Okay! We're not done yet, sorry. In case you were wondering, we're called the Chaos Team. We reek havoc and chaos everywhere :D Alrighty, #2?

#It's LYRE, not #2. Anyways. Keep going.#

I present...

PAN PIES! These are like magic mirrors that pester you and distract you. Once you finish the pie (which is of course delicious), all that's left is the pan, right? The pan is like a reflective mirror. Well, the pan talks. It repeats anything you say over and over again. Example:

~Fire!~

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

~ugh, that is SO annoying.~

Ugh that is SO annoying Ugh that is SO annoy-

*turns off magically because the Chaos Team commands it* CANNON 2, AIM AND FIRE!

#*aims*#

#*fires*#

AND LASTLY, WE GOT FIRE PIES! These are launched with a cannon as well, but when they hit your face it's SPICY! And it might feel like you're on fire as well.

LET'S GO LISA!

{*fires madly in all directions except Rora*}

MIRA PIES! AIM AND FIRE!

~*fires and hits Avara* Oooooops. Sorry Avara, you're our first victim! This is fun Rora! I'll be sure to transport these pies to Mira World!~

PAN PIES! AIM AND FIRE!

#Here we go! Sorry Avara I think you're our target for the day. *Splatters Avara with Pan Pies and Pan Pies immediately activate and start copying Avara's groans*#

FIRE PIES! AIM AND FIRE!

{Hopefully you like spicy food, Avara, because these pies were made with ghost peppers and other very spicy ingredients. Did I mention we don't have water available here? Oh, sorry. *Avara gets pied with fire pies*}

We'll see who our next victim is! For now,

Pieonara! (Sayonara!) 

submitted by Rora
(March 18, 2023 - 1:06 pm)

*uses magic wand to turn all the pies into chocolate pies*

*fires whipped cream pies at Rora*

*then stuffs face with chocolate pie* 

submitted by Avara, she/her
(March 21, 2023 - 11:09 am)

PREPARE TO GET PIED!!!!

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submitted by Suki, age 13 eons, Nowhere
(March 18, 2023 - 1:34 pm)