You know, nobody has actually stolen the rulebook from me, so since I still have it, I'm the only one capable of writing in it. So none of the rules except for the ones I wrote are actually in effect. Although I did write in the rules about popcorn and cheese & chocolate, so those work too.

*writes two more rules in book*

Rule 10: There may be no duplicates made of The Rulebook. Ever. Replicas could potentially be made, but they would hold no power. Only the original book can do that

Rule 11: The book is very much destructable, and once destroyed cannot be repaired or rebuilt or summoned back from the dead, and all rules in it are forever cemented in place.

*lights book on fire while still holding it in my hand, resulting in me standing there holding a flaming book in my bare hand and looking totally unconcerned, which looks really awesome*

You see, I just lit the book on fire with special magic fire, which immediately and fully destroys it.

*fire dies down, revealing nothing but a handful of ash, which I scatter into the wind*

You see, only Rule 1, Rule 5, Rule #5 (which is different from Rule 5), Rule 7, Rule 10, and Rule 11 are currently in effect, and now no more rules can be added.

Alright, now that that's been dealt with, I shall proceed to take the crown.

*shoots drone out of the air with magic lazer blaster* *catches crown as it plummets towards the ground* *settles it on my head* *grins cockily*