Zombies vs. Vampires

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Zombies vs. Vampires

Zombies vs. Vampires

Saturday Essay 01 

 

Easy, right? Zombies.

 

I'm not saying in an epic battle who would win, zombie or vampire, just which is better. This issue came up today when there was a vampire movie on a TV at a resraunt. I said that zombies were better, but my dad dissagreed. Sure, vampires are, like, elegant and all that jazz, but I like zombies better. Here are a few reasons:

--Plants vs. Zombies. You wouldn't want a video game called Plants vs. Vampires. I mean, really, having your brain sucked is something I'd rather defend myself for than my blood.

 

--"RE: Your Brains." Who has heard this song? It's quite good, it's all about how a zombie wants to eat your brains.

 

--Zombie Bunny or Vampire Bunny? Zombie Bunny!!!

 

--Also, Zombies are funner (Aggrh! More fun) to draw.

 

If you're wondering what the Saturday Essay 01 thing is about, it's because every Satuday I rember I plan on Writing a short essay on something random. Zombies happened to be on my head. 

 

 

submitted by Theo W, age 12, Corner
(March 30, 2013 - 5:23 pm)

Okay, zombies, definitely! (Yes, this is somewhat biased against Twilight.) But still, I love zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies is one of the best app games along with Lego Harry Potter and Raid!

I have not heard that song, but I love the song at the end of Plants vs. Zombies! So funny!

Okay, here I'll sway. I have to say, I like vampire bunnies better. Zombie bunnies would be (in my mind) green, bloody, and overall, gross. Now, zombies are that in general, but it's just so wrong on a bunny. Whereas, you wouldn't know a bunny was a vampire till, well, till it was too late. But moving on. It would be all the more... creepy! Zombie bunny would be just unnatural, vampire bunny would be creepy!

But yes, zombies are WAY funnier! Go zombies!

Speaking of zombies, this reminds me. My dad use to read Little House on the Prairie aloud, and would add zombies in! Like, he tried to convince me Almonzo's sister, Alice, became a zombie! She was buried, came up out of the ground, and they had to shoot her again. Seriously, this is what he said. At times I couldn't distinguish what was real, and what wasn't! So yes, my family thinks zombies are better.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age 9 Lives, Zombie Apocolype
(March 31, 2013 - 4:37 pm)