Chatterbox: Down to Earth

I did say I was going to base my propaganda essay off the whole world domination thing. Well, it's finally done! But I wasn't satisfied there. I wanted to conduct a test. I want BHR and Theo's team (the opposing one) to write their own propaganda essay. I want to present the two to some people, and ask them which one is more convincing. If you think I'm taking this too far, you're probably right, but let's just say I like to take my schoolwork seriously. 

Here's mine, complete with all those boring thesis statements, subjected paragraphs, conclusions, etc., whereas in real life I'd be happier to demand you join us. But here's my (slightly) civil side:

World domination is wonderful, yet too good to be true; but with a team like ours, it never seems more possible!

The other team might be well-equipped, well-off, and just as open to others, and they seem friendly. Maybe a little too friendly. They want recruits just as much as anyone, but how serious about this are they? They'll bribe you with buttered popcorn and chocolate. But this is world domination we're talking about, not a trip to candyland. Once in their team, they spend time either trying to get more people, or talking about irrelevant things. Where's their battle plan? You only get one shot at world domination. You try, and if you fail, you fall lower than you were before. Succeed, and you rule the world!

That's what we're here for. Once you join our team, we equip you with everying you want and need. We provide high-class positions for everyone on the team, and we admit you to our circle openly, and make you feel comfortable. If you think something's being run wrong, or needs changing, don't be afraid to tell us! All suggestions are welcomed and none get ignored. Anything you have to say is valuable to us. We also recruit the best fighters and security for extra protection to ensure your safety.

If you decide to join the other team, we're sad to say you've chosen wrong. We've had more experience with wars after the famous Lemming War a while back and know better what we're doing. When we win, you will be recruited among the very important leaders, advisors, and rulers of the world. All your dreams, goals, and wishes will come trye once we win. World domination means ruling the world. Anything you want is possible. Your wish is our command. On the other team, when you lose, you watch us rule, watch us gain strength and power and money, while you will be left weaker than ever. You will be trampled by our reign, you'll have nothing left. We will control all, and don't say we didn't warn you.

So if you thought world domination was a far-fetched, impossible goal, let me ask you again, tell me who's going to win, and welcome to the team!

My team, if you have anything to add, go ahead. Other team, I'm waiting for that essay\speech....