All About Cats!!!!!!!!!!!

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

All About Cats!!!!!!!!!!!

All About Cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. This is a Thread where everyone is encouraged to bask in the glory of cats, tell funny stories about them, and stare at the audience in true cat-fashion.

Welcome to All About Cats. 

Yes, you can also tell funny stories about your other pets but mostly cats.

Because if a cat thought that we weren't devote enough to post a Thread just about cats then they might take over the world!!!!!!!!

*gasp* Okay actually if a cat saw this it would be deeply affronted and wouldn't let us pet it.

BUT ANYWAYS technically they already have control in the world. They've easily wormed their way into our society and are now basically controlling us humans. They're smart enough to make it so that we humans still think we're in control, but the truth is the cats are behind the scenes.

They're happy enough to let us continue with our confusing laws as long as we are their devote servants. Every time you feed them, it is them making sure you do. They have wormed their way into society and have slowly manipulated us to give them riches beyond their wildest dreams. 

And the most clever thing is.... they've engineered it so while we dutifully sort the tax returns they gleefully swim in a patch if catnip.

While we work, they enjoy life. But it's nothing to be alarmed about. Anyways, we enjoy life the way it is. Why change?

Cats are supreme pets. (As are Guiny pigs, wiggy pigs, pigs, hamsters, dogs, rabbits pythons, horses, minature horses, ponies, goats, chickens, lambs ect.)

So welcome to All About Pets.

Peace, Love, and Catnip 

-Chinchilla 

submitted by Chinchilla, age InCatYears, Peace, Love, And, Pie
(June 22, 2016 - 2:36 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Yay! I love cats! I used to have across-the-street neighbors who had two cats, a declawed chubby tuxido cat named Pippi and a gray cat with white feet and a white tummy (with the most gourgeous amber eyes I have ever seen) named Fargo. Fargo is the best cat I have ever met in my life. He answered to his name and even figured out how to open our screen door! One smart kitty! He loved being petted, and would play pretty much any game, whether with a stick dragged in the grass or beads on a string dangled over his head. We weren't supposed to feed him or let him in our house, but my mom is an EXTREME cat lover and fed him all the time. He figured out how to let himself in the house, as I said before. But his owners moved away a few years ago. :( I miss him so much!

submitted by Cockleburr
(June 22, 2016 - 7:56 pm)