THE LAST JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

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THE LAST JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

THE LAST JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

OH. MY. GOSH.

I WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR THE LAST JEDI YESTERDAY. THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FREAKING OUT!!!!!!

Ok, sorry for all the caps. Now, it is time for random discussions/fan theories/fangirling or fanboying.

Oh, and if you haven't watched the trailer yet, FOR THE LOVE (or hate, depending on how you look at it) OF JARJAR GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Hem. Anyways.

Ok, so am I the only one who's freaking out over what Luke said at the end of the trailer? OHMYGOSH WHAT IF HE'S TURNING TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!!

Oh, has anyone else heard the theories that maybe he was supposed to be Palpentine's apprentice? So maybe he was just destined to turn to the dark side eventually.

Or, another theory I heard, that Luke just thought that the Jedi needed to start over from the beginning. In the trailer, at the part where they like shine light on some books? Those are apparently the origional jedi books/doctrine/whatever. So maybe he wants them to start over from that, not just the copy of the copy of the copy. This can also be reinforced by when he said something in the trailer about it being "so much more". 

Oh, and one other thing....... do you guys think that Rey is a Skywalker or a Kenobi? I DON'T KNOW BUT HAVING TO WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER IS EITHER GOING TO KILL ME OR DRIVE ME TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!

Hehe, not really. Maybe. Possibly.

Just watch your backs for a crazy fangirl weilding a red lightsaber and storming Disney demanding they tell her everything. >:)

May the force be with you, and may you patience somehow hold you out until December.  

submitted by A Star Wars Fan, age FANGIRLING, AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(April 20, 2017 - 12:50 pm)

YESSS DITTO! 

Ray theory= I think she's a Kenobi, because it SHOULD have mentioned it if she was Luke's daughter! (Although, you never know... DISNEY. RELEASE THE MOVIE ALREADY.)

Luke theory= No, I don't think he's gone to the Dark Side... I think he's just really depressed by a second failure of the Jedi Temple. I, however, do NOT think the Jedi should end! AND NO, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT LUKE SAYING THAT!!!!

My dad and I are huge Star Wars fans. Well, so are my mother and sister... but they never go to watch the movies with us in the Theater, which we did for The Force Awakens, Rogue One, and will do THIS FALL for The Last Jedi.

Even the TITLE is ominous, and I think it ties in with what Luke said...

Also, why hasn't Finn woken up yet?

-Nianad  

P.S. My dad thinks Jarjar could be a Sith Lord because he's so annoying. (I don't agree, although JarJar IS annoying.)  

submitted by Nianad
(April 20, 2017 - 3:26 pm)

My brother, who has watched the trailer like at least 5 times and hasn't talked about anything else for days, wants me to say that Finn has woken up.

submitted by Crookshanks, age 2nd year, Hogsmeade
(April 21, 2017 - 11:36 am)

Top!

submitted by Top!
(April 20, 2017 - 4:14 pm)

Just saying, I'm a firm believer that Darth Sideous is Jar Jar Binks. I know it sounds crazy, but look up some proofs, and its really convincing.

submitted by Dumpun, Among Theives
(April 21, 2017 - 12:03 pm)

AHHHHHHH YAAAAAAASSSSS!!

My Luke theory is that he is at last trying to bring balance to the Force. What that means is, without the Jedi, there can be no Sith. There is only the Force, and those powerful enough to hold it. (Did I just quote HP?) 

But YES, I'm ready for the movie to come out and it's not even December! That's all i want for Christmas. Star Wars.

BTW, did you notice that Kylo Ren's eyes are yellow?

He's finally a true Sith... 

YAAAHHHH! Can't wait.

By the way, I think Rey is a Kenobi. 

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie
(April 21, 2017 - 12:27 pm)
Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss!
I just watched it the other day and I can't wait til December!
Okay, so this is my theory about what Luke said in the trailer. I think that he means that the Jedi are too strict about not having any emotions because some people can't take that and lose it and go to the Dark Side. I think maybe he's come to the conclusion that there shouldn't just strictly be the Light Side and the Dark Side and they need to find a balance.  Which would make sense with the trailer.
Luke: Breathe...... just breathe.  What do you see?
Rey: Light.  Darkness.  And the Balance is so much bigger.
See?
Oh, and about Rey's parentage, my dad and I don't really think she's a Skywalker or a Kenobi.  But I do think that maybe she was in training to be a Jedi and when Kylo Ren went bad and destroyed everything they managed to save her.  
Well, gtg, but I'll be back to discuss more fan theories later. 
submitted by The Booksy Baker
(April 21, 2017 - 12:41 pm)

Oh, dear. I mean, awesome, but Disney's just churning out movies every year and it seems like they're going to ruin it for me sometime in the near future.

I can't watch the trailer because my mom doesn't let me go on YouTube usually, but I really hope Disney isn't just stretching the plot as thin as it'll go to make more movies.

There's my calm ranting, hope you enjoy it.

submitted by Leafpool
(April 21, 2017 - 1:05 pm)

I am actually quite annoyed how Disney is now in control of Star Wars. They just aren't as good.

*drops mic* 

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(April 21, 2017 - 3:17 pm)

THE TRAILER IS AWESOME!!!!

Ok, guys, calm down. Luke is not turning to sith. He's going to be a Grey Jedi. Rey probably will be too. If you don't know what a grey jedi is, go look it up, cause it's hard to explain. 

 

Dat trailer doh...

It wasn't as good as Force Awakens trailer, but it's pretty hard to top that. As for the plot stretching thing, I think Diseny's doing a good job of it so far. I think the social media threat to J.J Abrams. You know the one... If he screwed up ANY Star Wars movie, they would call him Jar Jar Abrams for the rest of his life.

Hehe.

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(April 21, 2017 - 3:37 pm)

Oh yeah! I totally forgot about Grey Jedis! *smacks head*

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(April 22, 2017 - 12:33 pm)

I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT!!!!

WHAT THE HECK DID LUKE MEAN?!?! That's going to drive me crazy all year!  And I have heard so many theories I don't know wich is wich anymore! So not much help there...

I CANT WAIT!!!! 

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(April 21, 2017 - 3:15 pm)

OH OH OH! And what about Yoda?!?! He might still be in it! Thats just a crzy theory tho...

Ok Im done posting on this thread! Sorry... 

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(April 21, 2017 - 3:18 pm)

Actually if you listen REALLY REALLY closely, you can hear him saying "training you need" But that might just be wishful thinking.

submitted by Dumpun, Among Theives
(April 21, 2017 - 9:00 pm)

YESSSS! I can't wait, it's going to be AMAZING! I think Rey is a Skywalker. It would be pretty cool either way, though.

May the force be with you... 

submitted by LilyPad
(April 21, 2017 - 7:15 pm)

THIS IS AWESOME! Because I have this really dearly-held theory that Luke is actually a Sith-- although it's a whole lot more complicated than his being Palpatine's apprentice. I'm trying to type out a comprehensible explanation to post on the Chatterbox. 

submitted by Esthelle (Es-thel-ay, age Anonymous, Schokolade
(April 22, 2017 - 9:12 am)