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I found my TARDIS keys! I know that you like to pull pranks and stuff, but, just out of curiosity, what did I do to deserve this? I mean, I get the lava, but Waffle-eating Venus Fly Traps? That's just overkill. Also, I melded my key to my hand, so you'll have to chop it off if you want to steal my keys again.I am also upgrading the security to my bunker. A lot. With fire. and Doom. And Flamethrowers. Did I mention fire? If you steal my keys again, I will perosnally load EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DATA IN YOUR LAB with Never Gonna Give You Up sung by none other than Rick Astley. So... yeah. Turns out I'm not as much of a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder as revously imagined.
Also, Kilp says uoou. That's a palendrome. TACOCAT! RACECAR! ECT! I don't think uoou is a word though...
submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
(May 7, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
I can't believe her! She stole your keys and blamed me! I'll get her...
(May 8, 2017 - 7:45 am)
So it was HER who hijacked Rustbucket! *Searching Never Gonna Give You Up on Spotify* this'll be fun... *insert scheme emojii* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(May 8, 2017 - 3:21 pm)
(May 8, 2017 - 6:16 pm)
It's a loooooooooong story. Ice Wolf stole my TARDIS keys and hid them in a trap with fire and death. I found them and am planning to fill her data banks with Rickrolls. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(May 8, 2017 - 7:09 pm)
Well, at least he still didn't find the Sonic Screwdriver....
(May 8, 2017 - 9:43 pm)
Oh goodness, now where did my Sonic Screwdriver go?
Thanks for reminding me, General Waffleson.
NOW WHERE DID IT GO AND WHO TOOK IT?
(May 8, 2017 - 10:00 pm)
Lol I took them. Sorry I thought it was his. Here you go.
(May 9, 2017 - 4:30 pm)
XDDDDDDDDD
Something in your post just caught my eye and I realised it was your comment about being a Nerfherder!
Honestly, that's a great Star Wars insult, but I still like it, so I wrote it on my wrist once, because why not, I can.
(May 8, 2017 - 10:02 pm)
What do you mean I didn't find the screwdriver? It's right here! *Pulls out sonic screwdriver* I have no idea what you're talking about. The screwdriver was concealed in the walls of my TARDIS. I foud it easily.
(May 9, 2017 - 5:54 am)
No, no, I have a sonic screwdriver that I lost.
(May 9, 2017 - 4:09 pm)
What in the world are you people talking about?
(May 9, 2017 - 3:53 pm)
Never mind. I didn't understand then. Like four days ago...I was so innocent. Jk.
(May 13, 2017 - 1:29 pm)
Ha! Took you long enough! Man, I thought you'd never find it! Also, don't you dare. You know my brain is literally a Bluetooth MP3 player so that song will be stuck on repeat in my head. Also, good luck hacking into my lab database. I've recently uploaded an actual fire wall. So, have fun, you scurry brained, no-mage, capital person. Seriously, you soggy headed, rainbow pair of Posiedon's undies. You are not worthy! You shall not pass my fire wall!
You want to know why I took those TARDIS keys? You took Nico's phone. He's been whining for the past mount about it like come on give it back to him. He's driving me CRAZY.
And I do dare say you are still as much of a stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking Nerfherder as I imagined. I mean, you didn't even notice I stole your spare keys.
Heh heh heh!
I can hear you muttering angrily. Stop that.
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands! (Sorry, I had to put in that bandom reference because I know you don't know where it came from you sad excuse of a fanboy.)
I'll see you later, Phez Head, or you'll see my newest invention on the news. You know, whichever one comes first. WOLFY OUT!
P.S. The Waffle Eating Venice fly traps weren't over kill, they were only supposed to waffle kill. *Ba dum tisss awful awful pun* it's called a hustle, sweetheart. *Waves keys around* (ZOOTOPIA HAHA! I am on a roll with these fandom references!)
(May 9, 2017 - 4:43 pm)
Sorry I meant *Fez Head. My AUTOCORRECT HATES ME. (I almost typed hats me by accident. Another pun HAHAHAHA!)
Give Nico his phone back....
Please. *Starts doing Wolfy puppy eyes*
(May 9, 2017 - 4:46 pm)
Might wanna lay off the insults, Wolfy. If you don't I may cut you from the CB story I'm writiting. I WILL do it. Do not doubt my writing.
As for the spare key, you may wanna check your pocket again.
*jingles spare key* It's called a hustle, sweetheart. Or a pickpocket. Take you pick.
As for Nico's phone, I think that was Jamie, seeing as I never gave him one and he's been playing Crossy Road for the last 36 minutes and 48 seconds. JAMIE!
WHAT?
Can you hand me the phone?
Do I have to?
YES.
That would probably be a good idea.
Fine. *hands over phone*
*Hands phone to Nico* sorry for the misundersanding. I can see why you would think it was me, seeing as I have a criminal record on over 7 lightsystems, but no. I wouldn't stoop so low as to seal a Catogolf's phone. I would rather take something that would be a challenge.
And.... OH! I hate you, so go jump into Tartarus, go eat Nightlock and die a thousand deaths, you muggle-worthy, mortal, Dalek-Eating, Dementor-kissing, factionless, cakesniffing, Dollophead from the Capitol! Dishonor to you, and dishonor to your COW, how limp noodle! You lower the IQ of the whole street, you pansycakes! (REFERENCES!)
As for the firewall, *holds up a fire extinguisher* some problems have the simplest solutions...
(May 9, 2017 - 6:20 pm)