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My dear AE,C
My dear AE,
Come one, come all to the Hotel Alterum this lovely summer! Here you will spend a few months enjoying the company of your fellow Alter Egos and engaging in activities planned out each day. Most activities are optional, but the ones marked with an M are mandatory. You are required to engage in at least one activity per day. They are as follows.
DAY ONE
Getting to Know You - M
The guests of the Hotel Alterum sit in a circle and play games where they get to know each other.
Guided Tour - M
Guests are separated into groups of five and shown around the hotel.
DAY TWO
Blaster Shooting - Part One
The elementary pie blaster will be provided. For more elaborate weapons, we ask you to supply your own.
Library Organization
Teaches the Dewey Decimal system, how to color-code, and how to alphabetize properly; goes through how to label books and read them, navigate large libraries, and use computer search systems.
Swimming
Goes over basic swimming strokes, floating, how to properly use lifejackets, and diving.
DAY THREE
Blaster Shooting - Part Two
Provides the more advanced techniques for blaster shooting, including moving targets.
Book Club
The novel will be selected on day one during the Getting to Know You.
Lifeguarding
Goes over important life-saving techniques and more advanced swimming strokes.
DAY FOUR
Parkour
A gym will be refurnished with proper parkour obstacles so participants can learn gymnastics techniques they will certainly use in later life.
Naturalist - Part One
Participants examine specimens of plants and pictures (and some real-life examples) of animals to learn how to identify and discern them in the wild.
Boating
Participants learn how to sail on the lake.
DAY FIVE
Tae Kwon Do
Education on important fighting techniques.
Naturalist - Part Two
Participants go on a hike in the woods around the hotel and try to apply the skills they recieved yesterday.
Fishing
Teaches how to cast, catch, and identify fish.
DAY SIX
Psychology
Psychology is separated into branches. The session can teach either human or animal psychology. Whichever one you choose, you'll come out with important skills for managing later life with your partner.
Cooking
Participants learn how to cook exotic dishes from around the world with the best materials available. Fire extinguishers will be provided.
Rock Band
Participants are asked that if they intend to break strings, drums, or other objects that they provide their own.
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Please sign up below with what activities you will be participating in. Only alter egos are allowed to participate. This is not a solo write - everyone will be contributing. You are not required to take part in both parts of an activity. More activities may become available as guests' stays extend. Please note that the days are not limited only to activities; though that will take up a major portion, after dinner until curfew is free time where the guests may take advantage of the gym, lake, forest, library, or anything else they may stumble across in this hotel.
Please enjoy yourselves.
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Cù Chulainn finished licking the last envelope and handed the whole bag to Dev. "You're sure you know where everyone lives?"
He grinned. "Nope!" Before Cù could react, he'd already darted out the door. She buried her face in her hands, hoping that people might at least find an envelope fluttering in the wind or stuck in a gutter.
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Devil Owl
Blaster Shooting - Part One (instructor)
Blaster Shooting - Part Two (instructor)
Parkour
Tae Kwon Do
Rock Band
Feather
Library Organization (instructor)
Book Club (instructor)
Parkour (instructor)
Tae Kwon Do (instructor)
Psychology
Cù Chulainn
Swimming
Lifeguarding
Naturalist - Part One (instructor)
Naturalist - Part Two (instructor)
Rock Band (instructor)
Feel free to volunteer as an instructor for a class not already taken.
submitted by The Hotel Directors, (The Owls)
(July 17, 2017 - 5:39 pm)
(July 17, 2017 - 5:39 pm)
Anna
Blaster shooting- Part One
Blaster shooting- Part Two
Boating (instructor)
Fishing (instructor)
Rock Band
I'll post my other AEs' itineraries later, gtg!
(July 18, 2017 - 5:51 am)
Lisbeth
Library Organization
Book Club
Naturalist- Part One
Naturalist- Part Two
Cooking
Cecily
Library Organization
Lifeguarding
Boating
Fishing
Rock Band
(July 19, 2017 - 5:58 am)
Wow! This sounds awesome! Here's my sheet:
Swimming Part One
Book Club
Parkour
Naturalist Part One
Naturalist Part Two
Cooking
Ooooh I wanna come! DEEEEEEEEEEV!!!!!! Hi! I'M A BIG FAN!!!!!!!
Do stop, Evil Devin. This is quite disgraceful.
I'm sorry, he's a huge fan of yours. I've thought about erasing his memory, but that would require a brainwashing technique that I'm afraid might mess with his brain wiring a bit too much.
Anyway, I will be participating in:
Blaster Shooting part one
Blaster Shooting part two
Parkour
Tae Kwon Do
Rock Band
I shall participate in the more refined activities, such as:
Library Organization
Book Club
Boating
Fishing
Cooking
(July 18, 2017 - 7:59 am)
Lock Kyar
Swimming
Lifeguarding
Rock Band
Fishing
Boating
Key
Cooking
Naturalist - Part One
Naturalist - Part Two
Psychology
Book Club
Storm
Boating
Tae Kwon Do
Rock Band
Blaster Shooting - Part One
Blaster Shooting - Part Two
(July 19, 2017 - 3:16 pm)
Emerald:
Blaster Shooting Parts Uno und Zwei
Swimming
Parkour
Naturalist (We might see BUNNIES!!) Parts Eins und Dos
Boating (I'm totally not going to flip any canoes)
Tae Kwon Do
Rock Band (Emerald are you INSANE???)
What? It's just music. Don't tell me you're afraid of music. Ok then. Don't come to me when your ear drums burst.
Ultron:
Blaster Shooting Parts One and Two
Naturalist Parts One and Two (For the appreciation of small, furry things humans find cute. Also to keep an eye on Em.)
Boating (Lakes are good for quiet philosophy.) Hehe, your 'quiet philosophy' is about to get a lot wetter.
Psychology
Byte says iwvp!!! Awww, I'll miss you too, Byte.
(July 20, 2017 - 9:52 am)
Top! Thanks to everyone who signed up and apologies for not getting back to y'all sooner! We've been away.
I CHASED BUNNIES! LOTS OF EM! I ALSO KILLED A TURKEY.
Oh, please don't remind me.
(July 21, 2017 - 7:39 pm)
!!
(July 22, 2017 - 8:41 pm)
(July 22, 2017 - 8:42 pm)
Oh, boy, this looks SO FUN!!! Abi, can we join?
Yeah, sure! It'll be nice to have you guys occupied and out of my hair.
I suppose a vacation will be pleasant.
I don't know... a hotel full of AEs? I kind of like my sanity, thanks.
Feather's coming.
That is not my only way of considering whether or not to attend an event, you know.
Wait, it's not?
Please??? *puppy dog eyes*
No thanks.
Well, I suppose we'll have to sedate him and drag him in. That's certainly disappointing. I wanted to save the tranquilizer darts for later, but—
Fine, I'll go.
YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the heck did you get those tranquilizer darts?
I have my ways.
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Mandy:
Blaster Shooting - Part One (I'm bringing by own six-flavor muffin blaster ^w^)
Blaster Shooting - Part Two
Boating
Tae Kwon Do
Cooking (can I instruct it? :D)
That seems like it might be problematic. Hey, give Mandy some credit. She may usually be a disaster, but she knows her way around a kitchen. I can't tell whether that was a compliment or not.
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Critic:
Library Organization
Book Club
Boating
Fishing (maybe I'll get some peace and quiet...)
Psychology
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Hobbes:
Blaster Shooting - Part One
You're doing blaster shooting? Libraries are boring and I can already swim, so...
Lifeguarding
Naturalist - Part One
Naturalist - Part Two
Psychology
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(July 23, 2017 - 1:41 pm)
{I'm doing Swimming, Parkour, Rock Band, Instructor for Blaster Shooting Parts One and Two. Unless Capatcha's aren't allowed... then I'll break in and probably miss Swimming.}
naturalist parts one and two, pyschology instructor, tae kwon do, book club.
{are you sure instructing pyshology is a good idea?}
i am the living humanified embodiment of fear. i am literally an emotion.
{Exactly.}
(July 25, 2017 - 12:03 pm)
CAPTCHAS ARE NOT ALLOWED!
So, what? Want him to break in instead? And ruin our beautiful hotel?
I say one CAPTCHA is allowed.
I OBJECT!
We raise a vote . . . . all for? Two to one! Outvoted, Dev!
However, I'm sorry, Blaster Shooting Instructor is already taken. You can take any of the courses not already listed instead!
ATTENTION EVERYONE: We will start on Friday in case of any last-minute guests!
(July 27, 2017 - 11:21 am)
{When are we starting?}
honestly, pzun, do you have ANY patience?
{Nope!}
(July 25, 2017 - 12:08 pm)
{I'll just go to blaster shooting and instruct rock band, then.}
(July 27, 2017 - 1:55 pm)
Sorry, that's taken too. The ones that aren't taken are swimming and lifeguarding.
(July 27, 2017 - 3:32 pm)
{Oh no... well, I'll just not instruct anything :( }
(July 28, 2017 - 12:19 pm)