The ad was

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The ad was

The ad was in all the CB papers. Several CBers gasped in excitement. Some confusedly asked their friends. They all showed it to their Æs. It read:

NEW POSH Æ APARTMENTS

Only the best for our Alter Egos

Make your Æ the talk of the town with these new, modern, apartments! There are only ten, so make your order now! (Only one comes with a balcony and only one is below the Æs who live in the top floor.) Located on Main Street, these apartments are: Move in ready-Extremely affordable-Chic, modern, and beautiful!

To order yours, just make a comment on this thread saying you would like to purchase one, and what floor you would like it on. 

Most CBers disregarded it as some ad coming from a slick salesperson. But a few made a comment, and a few Æs meeted the writer of the ad's Alter Egos that day... 

                                

submitted by ???, age ???, ???
(August 15, 2020 - 3:53 pm)

I'm reserving for my AEs! But I have a few questions.

(1) Do multiple AEs get to be in the same apartment? (2) How many bedrooms are there in each apartment? (3) How do we know who gets the balcony? (4) Is this a ski lodge, a variant of the "Let's Play House" thread, or something else completely?

Also, this looks like a lot of fun, ???. My AEs will be thrilled when I tell them about it.

submitted by PygmyOwl
(August 15, 2020 - 4:57 pm)

CAPTCHA says be b mony. Be money

submitted by top, age toptop, toptoptop
(August 15, 2020 - 6:06 pm)

PygmyOwl- (1) Yes. (2) There are 3 medium-sized bedrooms and one small bedrooom in each apartment, one medium sized bathroom, a living room, and a kitchen/dining room. (3) The fifth floor has a balcony. (4) This is NOT a ski lodge. I figured some people's Æs would like the expeirience of apartment living, so I, ??? made this ad. I thought about putting it in the Let's Play House thread but figured more people would see it here on Down To Earth. I hope this answered all questions of querys you may have.

submitted by ???, age ???, ???
(August 16, 2020 - 6:12 am)

I want the top floor. 

submitted by Velvet Serpent
(August 16, 2020 - 8:21 am)

DIBS ON THE ONE WITH THE BALCONY!!

Whoa, Georgia, you really want to move? 

The apartments sound so awesome! 

I suppose, but you want to leave our own house?

You mean our SHACK? Well, yeah, sort of. 

*sigh* Check with Arrow. He's in this too.

Okay. *shouts* HEY ARROW! Wanna move into an apartment?

You're asking me if I want to leave our one-bedroom shack to live in a nice apartment with a nice view?

Umm, yes?

Heck yeah I do! I don't want to have to share a room with you two anymore! 

Well, I suppose that we would be interested in purchasing one. Thank you for this nice opportunity, ???

And remember, we want the one with the balcony!!

Um, guys, what's going on?

We're getting an apartment!

What? Uh, ok, you do you. So, ???, it seems my Æs are interested in purchasing an apartment with a balcony. Would that be okay? 

submitted by The Majestic Team, age Ageless, Majestopia
(August 16, 2020 - 10:29 am)

Yes, that would be alright! You can move in on Monday.

CAPTCHA says wddnd. Wd DND. 

submitted by ???, age ???, ???
(August 16, 2020 - 12:41 pm)

Okay, thank you for answering my questions, ???! My AEs would be thrilled to take an apartment. They will also be continuing to participate on the Let's Play house thread, but they (Abcde) have insisted that having two homes is a symbol of aristocracy. However, if the spots fill up too quickly, I would be willing to forcefully withdraw them from their new apartment.

I will not be forcefully withdrawn. I will live in the bathroom and haunt any Alter Egos who dare to disturb me.

I don't know if I really want to live in an apartment. . .

I do! This will be so much fun! Think about it. We will have nine neighbors.

I wanted the apartment with the balcony.

Well, Majestic Mary's AEs —

Alter Egos!

— claimed it first. And, truth be told, I don't know if I could trust you with a balcony.

My AEs —

Alter Egos!

— would like to purchase an apartment. On any floor except for the bottom one.

I would also like to ask one more question (because I have an annoyingly inquisitive mind) what makes this different from the Let's Play House thread? I am assuming that it is more of a social thing than the other one, but I don't really know. So, if you have any particular vision in mind, I would love to hear it. If you don't really know, however, that is fine too. I was just wondering. 

submitted by PygmyOwl & AEs
(August 16, 2020 - 1:57 pm)

Question: Is this an alternate universe of the Let's Play House thread? (As in are they happening at the same time and can my AEs participate in both?) Or is it like Kyngdom, where characters or in this case AEs can't be in two places at wants?

submitted by Luminescence, age XI, California
(August 16, 2020 - 2:21 pm)

PygmyOwl & Luminescence- Nay, this is not an alternate universe. In fact, it was meant to go with the LPH thread. (I like to abbreviate stuff [sorry Abcde]). My Æs wanted some other Æs to talk to, so I made this ad so other Alter Egos and CBers could move in to the other apartments. I expect people will still keep posting on LPH, but if you guys think it would be a good idea to make a new "let's play house" thread in which the tennants go on about their lives, then this will be the thread. 

*sips mug of hot chocolate that I'm pretending is tea* 

submitted by ???, age ???, ???
(August 16, 2020 - 3:22 pm)

Guys! We are moving in TODAY!!!! 

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Arrow, don't be so sarcastic.

I'm Mary's sarcasatic side. It's in my nature. 

I thought you were Mary's quiet side.

Mary doesn't have a quiet side.

True...

guys. I'm sitting right here.

Nothing we said wasn't true.

Well, I guess you're right. Anyway, grab your things and hop in the car! The apartment is right around the corner. 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 1 eternity, Majestopia
(August 18, 2020 - 9:40 am)

The 7th floor has been secured for PygmyOwl. 

Also, this kinda failed. 

CAPTCHA says mad zt. I'm not mad, just disapointed.  

submitted by ???, age ???, ???
(August 18, 2020 - 4:58 pm)

•¥• YES YES YES YES YES! Kamiko we are totaly getting one!!!! well take the 6th floor! thanks! when can we move in? •¥•

 

 

OH YES ANDA!!!!! And NOK wont live there either? yayayay! yes, the 6th floor is good. can we move in today?

 

*huddles around the poster* 

 

it dosn't say. anyway, cant wait to move in!!!!!!!

submitted by Amanda and Kamiko, age 17 & 14
(August 19, 2020 - 12:49 pm)

Yeah it was me. Amanda and Kamiko, of course you can move in!

submitted by ???, age aka, Jubi
(August 20, 2020 - 2:54 pm)