Chatterbox: Down to Earth

AE/CAPTCHA Party!

*bakes cupcakes* *buys environmentally friendly confetti* *cooks spaghetti* 

-Barnacle! I need you to make the invitations!-

‘K. *grabs fancy stationary and quill and starts writing* 

-*starts screaming* Ahhh! I burnt the brownies! *takes them out of the oven* Hot! Hot! Hot! *throws down onto counter*-

Oh my gosh, Chloe! What did you do!?! There’s like...pizza...in...the...BROWNIES!

-So? pizza’s delicious and brownies are delicious.-

Yeah, but together? Anyway, I’m the one who’s supposed to be causing trouble around here. Make another batch- and no pizza this time. 

-Fine I--

-What’s going on in here? There’s a huge mess!-

-Party.-

-Party? Will pangolin even be okay with this?-

She doesn’t have to know. Besides, she’s out doing something. And she won’t be back for a long time…. 

-Please? It’ll be fun!-

-I dunno.-

*Does puppy eyes* Pweeassee? 

-Oh, fine.- 

(Barnacle and Chloe together) YES!-

-I’ll finish writing the invitations!-

-I don’t trust your communication skills. Let me write the invitations, okay?-

-Fine.-

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Dear AE or CAPTCHA, 

You have been invited to pangolin’s AEs’ and CAPTCHA’s party at their house (a description of the house will be provided in a comment on this post). Please RSVP by Sunday, January 24th 2021, as the party will begin the 25th. Below is the form to RSVP: 

Name: 

AE or CAPTCHA: 

Age:

Personality: 

Appearance: 

Anything They Are Bringing: 

Shipping:

Speaks in (italics, bold, etc.): 

Other: 

Now I’ll give you the outline of the party. Guests can start arriving at any time on the 25th, and once we have a decent number of AEs and CAPTCHAs, the actual party will begin. We’ll have a buffet-style lunch and dinner, dancing, and knowing Barnacle, some sort of fighting. You may or may not want to bring weapons. 

Hope you come! 

Love, Juno

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Hey! How come on the invitation it says “Love, Juno” and not any of the other AEs? 

-Yeah! That’s not fair!- 

-It’s plenty fair. I wrote it. Besides, you’ll just scare them away.-

I still think it should say “Love, the most amazing AE in the world, Barnacle.” 

-Or in the very least, “pangolin’s AEs”

<An ddCAPTC HHHA ddo nnn’t fo rge tmmme!>

-Okay, okay, fine! *takes out ink and quill* “Love, pangolin’s AEs and CAPTCHA, Juno, Barnacle, Chloe, Knight, and Koi.”-

Did someone call my name?

Go back to bed, Koi. We’re just planning a party.

PARTY!? *tail floofs up* Since when are we having PARTIES!? I demand that you don’t post this!

*to Koi* Sorry, too late Koi. *to Chloe* Come on, post it! HURRY UP!

What? I demand that you don’t-

-*enters CAPTCHA*-