New AEsYes,

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

New AEsYes,

New AEs

Yes, that's right, I've finally designed two lovely new AEs, and I also redesigned Vinyl. So, here they are.

Hello! My name is Lucy, and I use he/him pronouns. I have very dark skin, and long, black braided hair with two aqua-colored streaks, which is always in a ponytail. I'm tall, but not as tall as Vinyl. I have a round face and a very masculine build. I always wear a white longsleeve button-down shirt with an aqua vest pulled over it, and skinny aqua jeans, as well as white sneakers, and round glasses. I'm the most mature in the group, and I appear to be in my early twenties. I'm usually considered the "mom" friend, and I worry about things a lot. I can also be very shy, and forgetful, but my kindness and intelligence makes up for it. I have a hard time reading due to my mind always wandering off. I enjoy poetry, piano music, and tea. I dislike daytime, loud noises, and perfume. I'm open to shipping with male AEs only.

I'm Cobra, and I use they/them pronouns. I think this introduction thing is incredibly annoying and a waste of time and why should I bother, I could b--

Cobra, be polite...

But I GUESS I'll do it anyways. I'm very pale and I have short, spiky lavender hair. I wear a dark purple denim jacket with the sleeves torn off, over a black tank top. The jacket is covered in pins and patches, including enby and bi pride flag pins. I also wear lavender skinny jeans and black combat boots. Usually, I wear lots and lots of black eyeshadow and eyeliner. On my right shoulder is a tattoo of a purple rose, and on the inside of my left arm is a tattoo of an enby flag. Lucy always calls me the "angstiest" of Sybill's AEs, and he also says I act like a "moody teenager". What he actually means is that I'm the coolest AE and the only one worth talking to. I like punk music and complaining, and I hate sitting still.

I am the great and mysterious Vinyl, Sybill's oldest AE. I have been around for years, watching and waiting, and it is today that I return. I use he/they pronouns, and I have a slender, thin build. I am by far the tallest of the AEs. I have short red hair, the sides are shaved and black. My skin is fair but tanned, and the left half of my body is skeletal. I wear elegant and expensive clothing in red, blacks, and golds. I enjoy perfomances, music, lights, cameras, and action; as well as art, and writing. I dislike bland and boring things. 

 

submitted by Sybill And Friends, age ???, Ikea
(February 24, 2021 - 4:23 pm)

Ah, hello! Pleasure to meet you all--

Go away, Bakerloo.

I beg your pardon?

Let me talk to them.

...No.

Come on, Bakerloo. I heard there's a new ski lodge over in the Inkwell... 

Woah, really?

Yes.

Well, it'll have to wait.

Darn.

You know what? It's fine. You talk to them. 

Thank you.

Ahem. Ahem.

Hello, fellow Alter Egos. I am Orson, visionary filmmaker and trend-starter.

Literally what trends have you started?!

Quiet, Bakerloo, the adults are talking -- it's a pleasure to meet you three. For more information on my work, I highly suggest The Sugarmill Conspiracy, a modern classic.

...A modern classic that nobody has seen.

Quiet, child. I am also going to be a published author in a matter of months.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. A published author???

Yes. That means that I write a story -- you know, with those letters of the alphabet you've just started learning--

Who's your editor?

Myself.

Oh, no.

What? Man is his own harshest critic.

This is going to end well.

What now?

Nothing.

I can just tell that we are going to be the best of friends.

Not going to make a snarky remark. Not going to make a snarky remark.

Farewell, dear Alter Egos of Sybill... Lucille, Viper, and... Vineyard?

Not even close.

I'm sure they won't notice.

Orson, do you-- you know what, never mind. Nice to meet you, and we hope to see you around. 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 16.5, here
(February 25, 2021 - 7:52 am)

Well, I suppose that since "Lucy" is short for "Lucille", Orson got my name right, though I doubt that was intentional. "The Sugarmill Conspiracy"? That sounds... unique.

VIPER?? MY NAME IS NOT VIPER. It is Cobra, and I am VERY proud of it! 

It's not as bad as Vineyard. 

Nobody cares about your name, Vinyl!! We're talking about me! My problems!! I get the attention!

Cobra...

Cobra, don't you dare start an agrument. Lucy's stressed enough as is.

Thank you, Sybill.

You're welcome. 

submitted by Sybill and Friends, age ????, Ikea
(February 25, 2021 - 3:22 pm)

I, ah, thank you... Lucille. It is unique. People have said.

Thank you, Lucy! (Between you and me, Orson's not very sure in himself--

Ah, ah, ah -- Bakerloo, Lucinda needs to be de-fluffed.

She's a dust bunny, why would she need de-fluffing?

Uh... you know, because she... hm.

I'm... going to leave. Can you hold the fort on your own?

Sure, Waterloo.

It's Bakerloo. Bye. 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 16.5, here
(February 26, 2021 - 11:14 am)

LUCY WITH HE/HIM PRONOUNS-

THANK YOU

*dies of happiness* 

submitted by dreamiing, not supposed to be here-
(February 25, 2021 - 11:53 am)

Ohmygosh that's a weird coincidence... *stares at Lucy*

Sorry, I should explain. There's a book I read called "The House in the Cerulean Sea" and funny story, it's young adult fantasy but my mom didn't notice when she got it for me but ANYWAY, it's really good, and there's queer representation, and it's just amazing, but MY POINT IS (sorry I'm getting distracted) there's a 6-year old boy named Lucifer but his nickname is Lucy. So I always think of him whenever I read the name Lucy XD

*ahem* Anyway, it's a really good book although there are I think 5 swearwords. So yeah.

submitted by Firelily
(February 25, 2021 - 1:35 pm)

Oh, uh, you're welcome! It's short for Lucille, actually, which I've heard is supposed to be a girl's name? It doesn't really matter to any of us. According to Sybill, you can have whatever name you'd like, no matter your gender identity, and I think that as well.

submitted by Sybill and Friends, age ????, Ikea
(February 25, 2021 - 3:28 pm)

yes! i totally agree. i just dont see many people breaking those barriers, so it makes me ridiculously happy whenever i see someone like you <33 

i need to go sleep. byebye.

*falls over* 

submitted by dreamiing & the gang, lost
(February 25, 2021 - 4:48 pm)

Hello, welcome to the Chatterbox! Guys, come say hi.

Hey, what's up? I'm Ace! Wow, you guys all have such cool hair. Not as cool as mine, of course. But cool.

I'm Bean, it's so nice to meet you! You all seem very nice. Cobra, I love your pins and tattoos! My pronouns are she/her.

Oh, right, mine are he/him!

My name's Harper, I use she/her. Um, welcome!

submitted by Quill and AEs
(February 25, 2021 - 1:47 pm)

First of all, I am 100% certain my hair is MUCH cooler than Ace's. Second, Bean, you are one of the few people with good taste.

Thanks, Ace. I guess I've never thought of my hair as 'cool'? It feels a little too much like something Cobra would use to describe their hair. Hello, Bean, and Harper!

Hello to all of you! It has been a great deal of time since I've spoken to other AEs. 

submitted by Sybill and Friends, age ????, Ikea
(February 25, 2021 - 3:26 pm)

This thread says it has seven posts, but there's only six, and the most recently made posts have shown up. Is this a glitch, or no?

I have no idea. I do know that once we had a comment dated 1968 or something like that, way before the internet. So glitches are not unheard of!

Admin

submitted by Sybill@Admins, age ???, Ikea
(February 25, 2021 - 3:59 pm)

Hello, Lucy, Cobra and Vinyl. I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Please ignore anything any of Honey's other AEs say.

tHaT's NoT niCE

You're not nice. Now go away and I can have a proper conversation without your interruptions.

Giselle are you--oh, you're doing another introduction. Yeah no, I'm not letting you do this by yourself. Stop terrorizing AEs. *sits in chair next to Giselle*

Oh my goodness, Olive, go away.

>Um, hi, are you lizards busy--oh. What's up?<

What does "leave me alone" mean to--

>Hi! Whatcha doing?<

Hello Gisel lleim hngry canyu makee mefud

NO! EVERYONE GO AWAY.

Oh, hey Cobra! You seem like a combination of me and Lulu. Because i wear all black and am the "moody teenager" (Im in a good mood now tho I think) and they have purple hair.

>Yeah! And, um, my favorite color is purple. And pastel colors.<

You lizards all seem pretty cool, wanna trade families :D

YOU WOULDN'T OLIVE. HONEYBEE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT ANYWAY. AND--oh, sorry, I didn' mean to yell. Lucy, you seem quite dignified, like me. I too enjoy poetry and tea. And piano music too, I suppose. Vinyl, you too seem cool. Cobra, you remind me too much of Olive. *waves dismissive hand*

Oh look there goes Giselle's nice act already

Please stop commenting. On anything. Maybe you should go away. Anyway, Sybill's AEs, one thing you should know about me is I have a phobia of hair dye.

It's not a phobia Giselle--

Yes it is. I mean, shut up. And go away.

How bout no :D

Ugh. You know what, this is over. Nice to meet you, Sybill's AEs, we're leaving. Goodbye.

>BYE< 

submitted by Honeybee
(February 25, 2021 - 5:53 pm)

I don't really know if I'd call myself "dignified". I feel like I'm far too worried to be dignified at all. A phobia of hair dye? You're the first person I've met who was scared of it.

Olive, you seem great. Moody teenagers unite!

You seem cool as well, though I haven't known you long enough to make a final decision. 

submitted by Sybill and Friends, age ????, Ikea
(February 25, 2021 - 6:19 pm)

Hello and welcome, Cobra, Vinyl, and Lucy. I'm Daylily (she/her). 

Hi, I'm Callisto! Pronouns are ae/aer/aers. You guys all look so cool! Not that I think you aren't cool people. :) Nice to meet you!

submitted by LS&Hooligans
(February 25, 2021 - 9:15 pm)

HELLO AES I WILL NOW LET MY AES TAKE OVER THIS BECAUSE OF A DARE THAT MY FRIENDS DARED ME TO DO

HELLO IM DEMON HOW ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE-

-Shush, Demon. The contract specifically said that 'Angel and Stargirl' 'Sky's two most responsible AEs' 'will take over the threads that Sky posts for a week' 'no exceptions' And I'm Angel! It's nice to meet you Vinyl, Cobra, and Lucy! How are you, would you like some tea? Please excuse my twin Demon, they're a little worked up after *counts* 300 cups of coffee and 500 cups of hot cocoa. I knew I should have put that coffee somewhere else...-

Hello, I'm Stargirl. I used to be Jubilee's AE, but Sky adopted me. It's very nice to meet you. Would you like some of the cocoa I saved?

COCOA? WHERE? COFFEEEEEE-

-Shush.-

FINEEEE

As I was saying...*hands over three mugs of hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows* here. Angel would be offering the tea, but they're busy dealing with Demon. 

*crash sounds from inside the room*

*from inside the room* -DEMON!!! THAT WAS SKY'S GRANDPARENT'S CHINA VASE! NO PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT- NO THAT'S MY FLOWER- WAIT YOU BROKE THAT? OH GODS YOU'RE IN TROUBLE DEMON...- 

*followed by inhumane screaming*

*inside the room*

*Angel has a dagger at Demon's throat, howling curse words in Ancient Greek. Their eyes are a fiery gray, like hurricanes and tornados, unlike their usual calming white. They're gesturing to a broken flower tea set, which looks hand-painted. Demon has fright in their eyes- not something you normally see. 

Thank you, Narrator. Please return to the Vortex. Thank you. 

*Right back at'cha, boss!

And stop calling me boss.

*You got it, boss!

*facepalm* 

No- I'm sorry Angel- I seriously didn't mean to- I mean uh I have severe adhd and dyslexia- no, no, no I TOLD YOU IM SORRY PLEASE-

-FINE JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM OR FACE MY WRATH.- 

*When Demon does not move, Angel swiftly grabs Demon's arm and judo-flips them, then walks away. 

=INARI. DEFINITELY INARI.=

(*quizzical look* what? No, it's obviously Sky! Xyr's the better at fighting out of them!) 

OH GODS CAN WE STOP COMPARING ME AND INARI'S BATTLE OR WHATEVER STRATEGIES NOW? to answer your questions, yes, me and Inari apparently have been talking about war after one of my friends got hurt by her other so-called 'friend'-

(FAKER! HAHA, CAUGHT IN THE ACT! GO BEAT 'EM UP!)

*sigh* It's not that simple. I can't risk getting in trouble- I'm that type of person. 

-Yup, it was Sky who taught me to do that!- 

(HA! STORM, YOU OWE ME A SOLID 10 BUCKS!)

=Oh fizzercrackers. *hands over $10=

Without further ado,

Sky and Co.  

submitted by Sky&Co.
(February 27, 2021 - 1:29 am)