BIRTHDAY!Yep

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

BIRTHDAY!Yep

BIRTHDAY!

Yep, I'm just as surprised as you are. It's my seventeenth birthday! (Goodness, I'm old. Way too old for this website, in any case.) I know it looks like I haven't been very active recently — the school year is wrapping up and the summer's always busy for me. I have been lurking, however, in disguise. You see, I-

Bakerloo, shut up.

Orson?! You're up?

Yes, and I want you to shut up.

Why?

This could be the subject of my next great film. Listen: "By day he's a normal seventeen-year-old (oh, happy birthday i guess) but by night... he's a—"

birth!

Hi, Lucinda. What are you doing up?

acake!

Aw, you're so sweet. But you have no arms, how will you

orson!

No!

yeppp!

Will not.

hafta!

I'm heading back into my office. Shout if you need me, Bakerloo.

...Okay. 

Ahem.

Anyways.

Since it's still not really safe to socialize where I live, let's have a party here, people! The theme: Seventeen! We'll have seventeen cakes, seventeen candles, seventeen dances, seventeen balloons, seventeen presents, seventeen mysterious figures, anything you can think of, we have seventeen of it!

I've noticed that there's been a lot of new CBers since I last posted, so if you don't already know me, hi! I'm Bakerloo, and I've been around the CB, off and on, since 2016. My AE is Orson—

No, no, hold the applause.

—and my CAPTCHA is Lucinda, a dust bunny.

yoooo! 

It's great to meet you all! Let's get this party started!

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17!!!, he, him, his
(May 6, 2021 - 7:08 am)

Happy birthday Bakey!!! It's great to see you, I've missed you. 17! That's awesome! Can you drive yet? I hope you have a wonderful birthday full of fun and cake (seventeen of them). *throws seventeen pieces of confetti* <3

submitted by Quill
(May 6, 2021 - 1:23 pm)

Eyy, hi Quill! I'm not able to drive quite yet — I'm terrified of hurting somebody — but my piano teacher of 8 (!) years is offering to teach me and I just might take her up on that offer. 

Thank you for the confetti <3 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he, him, his
(May 6, 2021 - 2:59 pm)
submitted by Top!, Happy birthday!
(May 6, 2021 - 1:24 pm)

Hey!! It's been a while, how you been?? 

Anyways, happy birthday!! It's good to see you around again. :) 

17 is a fantastic age to be. It's so much easier before you turn 18, and then 19, and then.... yeah. XD

Galahad says: brndy

Brandy?! Puck, what the heck are you giving Galahad? Sorry, I got to go.... but happy birthday again!!! *runs after to go check on Puck, Ariel, and Galahad* 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 18, Camelot
(May 6, 2021 - 3:19 pm)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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.....

...if we have 17 of everything we can think of, is there 17 Mike Nesmiths?

I might die from TOTAL OVERDOSE FROM MIKE NESMITH CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!

*Shows picture of Mike Nesmith*

*Stares at it* *Faints while screamin*

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(May 6, 2021 - 3:22 pm)

Happy birthday Bakey! You are one year away from being a legal adult. By the way four/five years on the CB is very very impressive! *Throws biodegradeble confetti!* *Sorts it because Feli is a CB trendsetter*

submitted by Princess Juniper, age she/her, Nowhere
(May 6, 2021 - 3:23 pm)

Happy birthday Bakerloo! It's awesome that you are 17! Hope you have a good birthday.

submitted by Lazerbat
(May 6, 2021 - 5:48 pm)

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET

ONLY SEVENTEEEN

ok Fauna you can stop now-

hope you're having a great birthday, Bakey!!! You're one of the most unique, kind, and fun to talk to people I've met on the internet, and you've probably made my day more than once (along with, like, everyone on the CB). *seventeen thingies of biodegradeable edible confetti explode*

submitted by Azalea, age 14, partying!
(May 6, 2021 - 5:49 pm)

Happy birthday!! Have a gorgeous day!! :)

submitted by PinkAxolotl, age Nope!, They/them now!!
(May 6, 2021 - 6:02 pm)

Wowww 17! Congrats, Bakerloo! We haven't interacted a lot but I see you around often and I can tell you're a really cool and kind person :) 5-ish years is a LONG time, and I hope you stick around for more! Btw, I don't think you're too old for this website :P *passes out 17 cupcakes and 17 glowsticks*

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(May 6, 2021 - 9:25 pm)

Happy Birthday Bakerloo! I'm one of the newbies around here, but I have seen you around and think its awesome that you've been here for fourish fivish years! And, please rest asured that there is no age limit to the Chatterbox, so you can remain as long as you want! I actually once say a post by someone who claimed to be 87 or something...Anyway, Happy B-Day! I hope you've had 17 wonderful years! *finds 17 different songs and hands Bakerloo a playlist*  

submitted by Neverseen
(May 7, 2021 - 9:38 am)

Happy birthday, Bakerloo! You're old now; congratulations! *releases seventeen kittens for you to pet* *wonders if you like kittens and releases seventeen puppies just in case* *realizes you might not be a mammal person and releases seventeen adorable lizards* *chaos*

submitted by Summer, age 6d4, she/her
(May 7, 2021 - 4:13 pm)

BAKEY!! Happy 17th birthday! That's so awesome. Here's seventeen text hearts: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3. That took me a while because I am on my phone, which shown my endless dedication and comradery for you. I know I haven't talked to you in forever and you might be thinking "hey who is this????" It is I, Fidelity, arisen again. 

One of my proudest moments and lasting legacy on the CB is originating your nickname. I'm pretty sure you don't remember that and no one really cares (or knows), but I will always remember that I, Fidelity, dubbed thy Bakey.
I hope you have a great 17th year!! <3 
<3 Fidelity 
submitted by Fidelity
(May 7, 2021 - 11:54 pm)

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! (a couple days late)

submitted by Clementine, age 13
(May 8, 2021 - 12:43 pm)

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! (a couple days late)

submitted by Clementine, age 13
(May 8, 2021 - 12:44 pm)