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Greetings, lowly mortals!
Greetings, lowly mortals! It is I, the Weather God! The one who makes the sun shine, who makes the rain fall! The one who created the tornado that tore down your town last week! You can go ahead and bow.
Anyway! Oh, what's that? Yes yes, I know this thread is Down to Earth, but we sky beings have to exist somewhere. And doesn't that thingy at the top left say the world around you? The sky is around you, is it not?
Okay, moving on to the real reason I am honoring your minuscule corner of the world with a visit. It has come to my attention that you are amazing people who deserve to be rewarded and so, blah blah blah no actually I was just bored.
However, I may as well get some work done while I am here, no? I must admit that contrary to what I said previously, I am actually finding my stay quite enjoyable. So for that reason, I have decided upon something.
*insert catchy advertisement music here*
Complaining about the weather in your area? The weather god can help! With one snap of his fingers, he can switch rain to sun (or vice versa, if that meets your fancy) in an instant! If you grovel enough, he might even do it for... you! Yes, you can be the very one to save your family from a nasty storm, to end a drought, to stop the wind! (Well, it'll actually be him, but this is good for publicity, you know?) Just submit a complaint here and he'll decide whether-- or weather, haha!-- to grant your request or not.
Yikes, glad that's over with. That ad was from back when I was doing live tours. I must have been, what, only one million, two hundred seventy four thousand, six hundred five years old back then.
submitted by The Weather God
(November 28, 2021 - 6:43 am)
(November 28, 2021 - 6:43 am)
HEEEEEEEELLO~
*bows to Weather God* Is it possible, Mr. Weather God, for you to make SNOW... but that snow is WARM?!?!?!
(November 28, 2021 - 10:41 am)
That was an impressive bow. But I am afraid that goes against the laws of science. I may be a god, but reality still exists.
(November 28, 2021 - 7:50 pm)
(November 28, 2021 - 12:06 pm)
Ahem. i am the rain goddess. The story is quite long and beautiful... HOWEVER! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE THAT POWER FROM ME!!!!! I am greater than you could ever be! I am the rain goddess AND THAT SHALL NEVER CHANGE! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ONE DAY< I SHALL DOMINATE THE wOrLD WITH OUR ARMY!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(November 28, 2021 - 12:10 pm)
Ha! I hold power over not only the rain, but the wind, sun, snow, hail, hurricanes, clouds, temperature, rainbows, and any other weather you can think of. So you may rain on my parade, but I can evaporate said rain.
(November 28, 2021 - 7:52 pm)
I WENT TO A BEACH ONCE AND TOOK A HANDFUL OF WATER AND MADE IT RAIN WHILE I WAS STILL MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BEING IMMORTAL SHALL NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT IS LIKE!!!!!!!!!! AND MY RAIN IS MADE TO WITHSTAND FIRES HOTTER THAN THE SUIN ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(November 28, 2021 - 9:35 pm)
Your spelling, on the other hand...
(November 29, 2021 - 3:55 pm)
MY SPELLING HAS TO DO WITH MY NEW KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!! THE LETTERS ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! ALSO, WHO CARES ABOUT SPELLING??!!
(November 29, 2021 - 8:48 pm)
Spelling is the fundamental beginning of all things! If you spell something wrong, it is no longer a word, and if something isn't a word, it doesn't exist.
(November 30, 2021 - 5:13 pm)
I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!! SPELLING IS NO MATTER TO ME!!!!!!!!!
(November 30, 2021 - 8:31 pm)
AH, BUT I AM THE SNOW GODDESS! I AM THE MOST ALMIGHTY AND I DEMAND THAT BOTH OF YOU BOW TO ME! I CONTROL THE FIERCE WINTER THAT BITES THE NOSE AND STINGS THE TOES AS OVER THE GROUND YOU! (KUDOS TO ANYONE WHO CATCHES THAT REFERENCE) MY SPELLING IS IMPECCABBLE AND I HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR MANY MORE MILLENNIA THAN YOU TWO MORTALS!
(November 30, 2021 - 3:31 pm)
All I ever wanted with this... what do you call it? "Thread", is that it? What an odd mortal word. Moving on, all I ever wanted with this thread was to give the mortals a way to get their deepest weather-related wishes granted, but I should have known the others deities would mess it all up... *grumble grumble*
(November 30, 2021 - 7:30 pm)
YOU REALLY DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD MESS IT UP??? WELL, I AM ALSO THE GODDESS OF MAGIC, AS I CONTROL WHAT MAGIC DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHETHER OR NOT FORCEFIELDS ARE WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(November 30, 2021 - 8:44 pm)
Nonsense, I am the snow goddess! (or rather, my dreams are) When I dream of snow, it snows the following day! (true story, happened multiple times) So there! And yes, I get your reference.
(December 7, 2021 - 2:45 pm)
*falls to the ground at weather god's feet*
PLEASE CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SNOW PLEASE
I never get snow where I live, we just get really cold weather and sometimes rain. But VERY RARELY snow. It's sad.
(November 30, 2021 - 5:38 pm)