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Greetings, lowly mortals!
Greetings, lowly mortals! It is I, the Weather God! The one who makes the sun shine, who makes the rain fall! The one who created the tornado that tore down your town last week! You can go ahead and bow.
Anyway! Oh, what's that? Yes yes, I know this thread is Down to Earth, but we sky beings have to exist somewhere. And doesn't that thingy at the top left say the world around you? The sky is around you, is it not?
Okay, moving on to the real reason I am honoring your minuscule corner of the world with a visit. It has come to my attention that you are amazing people who deserve to be rewarded and so, blah blah blah no actually I was just bored.
However, I may as well get some work done while I am here, no? I must admit that contrary to what I said previously, I am actually finding my stay quite enjoyable. So for that reason, I have decided upon something.
*insert catchy advertisement music here*
Complaining about the weather in your area? The weather god can help! With one snap of his fingers, he can switch rain to sun (or vice versa, if that meets your fancy) in an instant! If you grovel enough, he might even do it for... you! Yes, you can be the very one to save your family from a nasty storm, to end a drought, to stop the wind! (Well, it'll actually be him, but this is good for publicity, you know?) Just submit a complaint here and he'll decide whether-- or weather, haha!-- to grant your request or not.
Yikes, glad that's over with. That ad was from back when I was doing live tours. I must have been, what, only one million, two hundred seventy four thousand, six hundred five years old back then.
submitted by The Weather God
(November 28, 2021 - 6:43 am)
(November 28, 2021 - 6:43 am)
Hm, I like this one. I shall consider...
(December 2, 2021 - 6:04 am)
Any room for a trickster god?
*winks* ;P
(November 30, 2021 - 7:24 pm)
Trick someone else, just don't mess up my weather.
(December 2, 2021 - 6:05 am)
I have brought you a chocolate covered banana as a... Sacrifice. Can I have a snow day soon, please?
(December 1, 2021 - 8:01 am)
I'll take the chocolate, but I don't like bananas.
(December 2, 2021 - 6:06 am)
I am sorry Fallen leaf for my alter ego Princess Juniper also lives in a snowless underworld! I will do my best but no promises! (If you send me 399999l9 dollars it might help)
(December 1, 2021 - 11:38 am)
I am not some lowly mortal. I decide everything about magic AS EVEVERYONE RUINS IT IN GAMES!!!!! so I am the goddess of magic and control it. Thank you. Also, you do not have to bow before me unlike the Weather God.
(December 3, 2021 - 6:53 am)
Hey I'm the goddess of magic (and crossroads)
(December 6, 2021 - 7:25 pm)
I am the goddess of magic because NO ONE ELSE UNSTANDS WHAT CERTAIN POWERS DO!!!! LIKE FORCEFIELDS!!! THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WEAPONSSS!!!!! I RULE MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(December 7, 2021 - 7:02 am)
PLEASE WEATHER GOD, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SNOW ON TUESDAY SO CAN YOU MAKE IT SNOW A LOT?
(December 5, 2021 - 9:20 pm)
@Fallen Leaf @Princess Juniper UGH RIGHT WE NEVER GET SNOW. I'LL TRAVEL AN HOUR FROM HOME IN THE WINTER, ONE MEASLY HOUR, AND THERE WILL BE TWO FEET OF SNOW THERE. THEN I'LL RETURN AND IT WILL BE EIGHTY DEGREES.
@Loki UHM YES YOU ADORABLE CINNAMON ROLL, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ROOM
@The Weather God KUDOS TO YOU FOR RECOGNIZING BANANAS AS THE DEPLORABLE DEMONS THEY ARE.
@Tsuki STOP WITH THE CAPS YOU IDIOT.
(December 6, 2021 - 5:23 pm)
*smiles mischievously*
Thank you for the compliment, my dear!
(December 6, 2021 - 8:48 pm)
In other news, I control no weather, not one measly raindrop, but I have many friends that do. (These are the fake names and stuff of my best friends in my roleplay group!) There's Firelight the alpha (and also dead now but that's nothing new this is somewhere around the third time), daughter of the Moon Lady and Fire Lady; Lupa the beta, wow okay her spirit identity was actually revealed quite recently so I forget but I THINK she's the Sky Lady; Ace the mid-ranked-turned-alpha-turned-evil, son of the Ice Lord; Apollo, who I believe has no spirit powers but did recently get turned into a pup by magic so... she's... slightly magical?; and Artemis the omega, who like me is a normal wolf though posesses great heart, smarts and talent.
(December 6, 2021 - 5:28 pm)
Heeeeyyy Weather God! *bows down* Yo, please give us lots of snow up here in New England but like, no black ice! Black ice is created when the temperature hovers riiiiight around 32 degrees. Car accidents are bad. So my request is make it super cold so that there is no black ice and make it snow!!!
(December 6, 2021 - 8:54 pm)
*Cursties beautifully* Oh, please, kind Weather god, would you please make it thunder-storm soon where I live? Also, on my birthday, would you please let it snow? Thank you so much if you can! And please, please, please with sprinkles on top would you give me the power to spread rainbows where ever I go? PLEASE? If you would, I'd owe you something. Like maybe a bag of sprinkles? And if you are not aware, a bag of sprinkles, to me, is very important. Thank you (if you are willing)!!!!!
(December 7, 2021 - 4:40 pm)