Hilarity Thread!
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Hilarity Thread!
Hilarity Thread!
I've wanted to start this thread for ages :) It's like the Funny Quotes thread, but for funny things in general! The idea is that when you're down and you need something happy, you can come here and find something that will make you laugh. Post funny things your friends have said, like with the previous threads, but also just anything that makes you laugh! Stories from school, things you've seen, quotes from books, limericks, anything goes!
submitted by Poinsettia, age ?, a sea of crystal waters
(September 5, 2024 - 8:35 pm)
(September 5, 2024 - 8:35 pm)
Ooh, I like this idea!!! Hmm, one time a goat ate my shirt!
(September 6, 2024 - 7:22 am)
oh gosh how did that happen
(September 18, 2024 - 7:51 am)
We were at a friends farm, and being the goat-loving person I am, I went into their pen. It was all going fine until this one goat, (I'm lookin' at YOU Robby) decided "Hm, a shirt would be absolutly delicious right about now!" So he took a big chomp out of my shirt. Thankfully, I had a hoodie for a replacement. BONUS: According to my mom, that wasn't the first goat incident I've had. Turns out, THE SAME GOAT reared it's head back and scratched the inside of my nose!
(September 19, 2024 - 6:32 am)
(September 6, 2024 - 9:58 am)
My dear CBers, may I present to you a Spoonerism of the highest Spoonerishness.
My friend's grandmother, marching in with a jug of lemonade, in a tone of triumph: "This lemonade is squeshly fweezed!"
(September 17, 2024 - 9:21 pm)
Biology teacher: This is the mitochondria. You can remember what it does by calling it the 'mighty mitochondria'.
Me *kneeling down to the projector screen*: All hail the mighty mitochondria!
(September 18, 2024 - 3:11 pm)
i don't have anything really funny right now, but i have something awesome to share :D
my friend felt comfortable to come out to me as a therian >:D i already kinda knew, since i'd seen some telltale signs from her, but it was awesome for her to confirm because i've been wanting to find someone i can talk about this stuff with (even though i'm a furry and not a therian, i still follow therian stuff) so i'm really happy.
oh wait, something funny: :D
my other friend's birthday was yesterday and all she did was, in her words (she was joking of course, not bodyshaming <3): "all i did was go to chillis and eat a burger, ice cream, potato chips, and have a big back birthday" ;-;
(September 18, 2024 - 4:41 pm)
One time, on new years eve, we were peacefully eating.
And then the cork popped off of the blood orange soda botlle.
It was the funniest thing in the WHOLE. WIDE. WORLDD.
(October 2, 2024 - 9:03 am)
(October 2, 2024 - 8:02 pm)
Me, to A: I found some - [C interrupts] I found some - [trips over a grocery bag] I found some - [M comes along] Oh, never mind
(October 2, 2024 - 8:31 pm)