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Bill and Ted&

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

In this sequel to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/116158), a very evil and bogus dude from the future called De Nomolos is fed up with the new age's system of world peace founded upon the ideas and music of Bill Preston and Ted Logan (plus their girlfriends who were time-traveled to them from medieval England), and sends evil Bill and Ted robot doubles to kill the real ones and so change the future. The robots travel to the age when Bill and Ted are about to hit it big with the Wyld Stallyns in the Battle of the Bands and murder them! So they go to the afterlife. In order to get back to the living, rescue their English girlfriends from the robot doubles, and save the future, they must play against the Grim Reaper. So they play... uh... Battleship, Clue, and... Twister, with the Grim Reaper to win their way back to the living and intervene in the efforts of De Nomolos and their evil mechanical counterparts.

This is strange, since if De Nomolos is fed up with the system created by Bill and Ted, and then he kills them back in time, the system never existed for De Nomolos to get fed up with to begin with. So since the system didn't exist because Bill and Ted died, De Nomolos never sent the evil robots because he was never fed up with it since it never existed to annoy him, and so then if he never sent the evil robots to kill Bill and Ted...

Time travel is often annoying to mess with logic so much!

But the movie, although not as good as the original, is great and bodacious, non-bogus, non-heinous, and very excellent fun nontheless, and certainly worth watching!

submitted by Joe Dosie Doe, age 14, Bill and Ted Vortex
(June 11, 2013 - 1:27 pm)

I swear, I thought I was the only person on the face of this planet who had ever seen that movie. I applaud you.

submitted by Red, age 13, Elsewhere
(June 18, 2013 - 12:03 pm)