Chatterbox: Inkwell

Newest HypQuests

I'm gonna ask you all a lot of HypQuests in the Instant Chat (in addition to talking way too much about my Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Oz series crossover fanfic story) but here are some to answer before then, noninstantly.

1. What would you do if you heard you got a new neighbor, and then the neighbor in question turned out to be a pirate who knocked on your door and when you answered it, said, "Ahoy, matey! You got a nice bootiful housewarming gift for me and my crew?"

I would say, "I think it's illegal to be a real pirate. And if we've got a housewarming gift for you it'll be from my mom, not me. Wait right there, I'll go ask my mom."

2. What would you do if there was a rat doing trapeze tricks above the stove burner, which he and his assisting rat friends had turned on?

I would think it was gonna be worth a lot of money to showcase these rats, so I 'd capture them and sell them to a circus and get RICH!

3. What would you do if you pulled a carton of eggs out of the fridge and then one of the eggs was hatching will the rest were trembling and gradually cracking open?

I would research on the internet how to care for chickens and raise them for eggs, the unfertilized of which I would give to Daffodil and dad to eat and hatch the fertilized ones.

RE Instant chat: Remember that Admin needs to review each comment before posting, so the longer the comments, the slower the posting. One simple question at a time would likely work better than a series of them. Also, this Admin is a stickler for grammar, etc. I request that the proper words be capitalized. I don't mind an occasional slip-up, but all lowercase, including i, really bugs me! Remember, Cricket is, after all, a literary magazine.

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