Places to Chat
Story of my
Chatterbox: Inkwell
Story of my
Story of my life
Disclaimer:
if any of the RPs, Ski lodges, or other things in this were ever
real, I did not join them.
Book
1 Chapter 1
This
is the story of Catsclaw. Yes. Me, cat/doctor who fanatic.
And
I assure you it’s completely true.*
It
began at the end of the time war (yes, I’m a time lord, deal with
it)
*scene
1: me spinning in an office chair in an office*
*coughs*
“Me, my best friends, and my cat,(yes, you read that right, my
cat.) were
getting
annoyed of being told ‘you’re too young to fight in the time war’
I mean,
we
were 10!” *laughs*(well, in cat years Blazestar -my cat- was 21,
but he’s a cat.) “so we decided:”
*cuts
to scene 2: three people and a cat sneaking across a path on a grassy
plain
toward
a warehouse with T.A.R.D.I.S written across a sign*
“are
you guys -and girl, Lydia- sure
this is a good idea?” asked
Blazestar as we
sneaked
along the path, “i mean, it’s not like we’re going to steal a
tardis or anything!”
(yes, gallifreyan cats can talk)
“yeah
we are!”
said Reganam,
totally missing the
sarcasm,“we’ll just sneak
in there and steal it”
“yeah!”
said Lydia, who had finally finished Advanced T.A.R.D.I.S.
piloting for beginners
(I
had read it the week before, bit of an oxymoron title don’t ya’
think?) “we’ll be fine!”
“do
you even know how
to pilot a tardis?!?” asked Blazestar “ye-” said me and Lydia
before
Reg
cut us off “YES!!” he said “CLAWY AND LYDIA HAVE READ EVERY
BOOK IN THE LIBRARY ON TARDIS PILOTING!!” “no,” said Lydia
“we’ve read every book on tardis piloting
in
both the Academy and the Capitol libraries.” “i think” I chimed
in “i think we’re
safe,
and Reg?” “yes?” “if you call me Clawy one
more time I’ll…
well,
Bast
help you!” as we reached the warehouse, we saw a security guard on
patrol “Reg” I said “knock him out” Reg fired
at the guard with his phonic
disruptor and (guess what?) knocked him out. I sonic screwdriver-ed
the door and we walked in.
there
were hundreds upon hundreds of tardises. *cuts back to office chair*
Now, at this point I should probably tell you our plan. Here it is:
we were going to go and deal with other problems, like the Slytheen
and the Sycorax. That was the plan. All of it.Not
very thought out, was it. Sigh.
Hindsight is always clear.*cuts
back to warehouse* We
wanted the T.A.R.D.I.S. mark CI (101) the new one, with the ULTRA
chameleon circuit mark XVIII (18).
It was shiny new. And
“it’s beautiful” breathed Reganam “yeah” said Lydia “it
really, REALLY, is.” “Snap out of it you two!” I said “let’s
get inside!” we got inside the tardis and as I slipped the key into
the dashboard I saw a button marked inter-dimensional
nexus “what
does this do?” Reg asked as he pressed it. We were thrown to the
floor as the T.A.R.D.I.S started to “VWOOOOORP, VWOOOOORP.
*except
for 100% of it
submitted by Catsclaw, age 11, The Library
(November 20, 2017 - 10:42 pm)
(November 20, 2017 - 10:42 pm)
sorry the spacing turned out so weird, i copyed and pasted from Libreoffice.
(November 21, 2017 - 11:23 am)
TOOOPPPPP!!!!
(November 21, 2017 - 5:21 pm)
Lydia:
(November 21, 2017 - 7:21 pm)
Reganam Smith
(November 21, 2017 - 7:23 pm)
The T.A.R.D.I.S.:
(November 21, 2017 - 7:24 pm)
T.A.R.D.I.S. console:
(November 21, 2017 - 7:48 pm)
Book
1 Chapter 1
*scene 3: inside of the TARDIS everyone is lying on the floor,
moaning,*
“REGANAM!!!!!!!!” Lydia and Blazestar yelled “yes?”
said Reg in very small voice “YOU-” I cut Blazestar and Lydia off
“well, nothing forit, let’s arm ourselves and see where we are”
“Claw?” “yes Lydia?” “there’s no armory.” I pulled out
my sonic screwdriver “not yet, but in” I set the room-making
controls “three” I
inserted my sonic screwdriver into the slot “two” and turned it.
“one. now there is!” “oh.” said Lydia, “Rrrright.” we
walked to the new armory “what.” said Lydia “how.” said Reg
“whoa.”
said Blazestar it was a giant room, hundreds of feet wide, hundreds
of feet tall, with
sparkling quartz pillars,
it was, as Reg put “guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….” the
room was completely empty except for a 10 feet tall computer.
“alright,” I said “let’s make some weapons!” we walked to
the computer and I blueprinted a suit of armor, three of which then
materialized in a corner of the room, I then did the same with an
arm mounted cannon and a set of glowing katanas, we put the armor,
the cannons, and slipped the katanas into the sheath in my armor. We
walked to the tardis lobby and went outside.
“are
you friend or foe?” I said “i hope, for your sake, that you are a
friend, because if you are foes, you will be destroyed.” “we’re
friends” said one of them and pointed as a droning sound started in
the distance “but they’re not!” I looked where he was pointing
and saw three black, high tech fighter planes coming toward us, as
they started firing lasers at us “LET’S MOVE!” I roared “GET
IN THE AIR, GET IN THE AIR!!!” as the rockets on the bottoms of our
boots kicked in, I gave the order: “START FIRING” the arm cannons
started firing back at the planes. Within minutes, the fighters were
little but char on the ground. “who are
you
people?!?” asked one of the villagers “I’m Catsclaw” I said,
taking off my helmet Reg, Lydia, and Blazestar took off theirs “and
this is Lydia, Reganam, and Blazestar” I said, pointing at each of
them in turn “I’m
captain of the good ship, um,” “Evilsbane”
muttered Lydia “Evilsbane” I said, “and this is my crew.”
(November 22, 2017 - 11:24 am)