Chatterbox: Inkwell

Story of my Life.  I tried this a while back, but nobody actually read it, but now that i'm at least a little more known, i'm gonna try again. This was inspired by the Tale of General Waffleson and i will give credit where it's due.

anyway, I was born on a planet called Gallifrey. To see it, imagine a planet of silver leafed trees with mountains of red grass capped with snow. The second sun would rise in the south and make the mountains shine, and it was a beautiful and wonderful planet. Until the Time War came upon us. Now me, my and my best friends were to young to fight in the time war...or so, we thought, our mothers said. and so the morning of a particulerly beautiful Gallifreyan saw us setting out to steal a T.A.R.D.I.S. this is where the story begins:

"Phonic Disruptors?" I asked, and Lydia and Reganam replied with "Check." "Sonic Pencils and Sonic Gauntlet?" "yup." "Sonic Lance?" "Yup." "Provisions?" "Checkity-check." "Sonic Knife?" "Yup, Emergency party supplies?" "REGANAM!!!!" "sorry!" a few minutes later we headed to the TARDIS Warehouse. Once we got to the Warehouse, Reganam zapped the guards with a Sonic Knockout Thingy(of my own invention...and naming. sigh.) and they were...well, knocked out. i shot the door with my Sonic Blaster and we were inside. Surprisingly, there were no guards inside the building, so we were able to sneak around unhindered. Now, we looked around for awhile, until we found a magnificent looking tardis. it (for some weird, weird reason) had its keys on the hood. we took them and rushed inside. Now, this was no ordinary TARDIS, as we realized the second we went inside. this was a Battle TARDIS 3000. thing is, they didn't exist at the time. "Someone must have took this from the future to give to us." "yeah, but...but who?" that question was to leave itself unaswered for a long, long time. and then Reg hit a big red button labeled Interdimensional Nexus. there was a faint wooshing sound, and we were all thrown to the floor