Flowers should not

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Flowers should not

Flowers should not be able to eat squirrels. And yet, here I was, in the midst of a bunch of squirrels attempting to escape the flowery doom that was fast approaching them, the-- Ok, I'll stop now. 

 You should help the squirrels, I thought. But, there was that one time when they rampaged your tree. Do you really want to help them? Ok, that was a fair argument.

I had decided not to give a single squawk about the squirrels. Fluttering away from the branch i was perched on, I pondered a question probably no one knew the answer to. 

Why the heck are squirrels being attacked by flowers? 

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This was weird.

 

Anyhoo, this is a thread where you come up with a really stupid first sentence, and then write a weird story based on that sentence.

Let's see how weird these stories will get. 

submitted by Blackbird, age Infinite, The Forest
(April 23, 2018 - 7:21 pm)

Sounds good!

George was eating pickles. Why he was eating pickles he did not know, for the simple fact that he was unconcious. However, he was still eating pickles, even if he was not aware of the fact. They were being fed to him by a long, black gloved hand.

OKAY. 

submitted by Chinchilla
(April 26, 2018 - 4:55 pm)

top!

submitted by Chinchilla
(April 26, 2018 - 4:55 pm)

Top!!! This is awesome!

submitted by Nobody special, age Guess, Nowhere special
(May 15, 2018 - 12:58 am)