Puns! Jokes! Laughs!

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Puns! Jokes! Laughs!

Puns! Jokes! Laughs! Share your jokes here on this laugh thread! The Inkwell hasn’t had a joke thread in ages!

submitted by Capper Dapperpaws , age Hmmmm, Nowhere
(February 3, 2020 - 8:16 pm)

One of my all-time favorites: Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

submitted by The Jokester, with a pseudonym
(February 4, 2020 - 10:36 am)

My best friend glued himself to his autobiography. I didn’t believe him, but that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it. 

submitted by Dolphin , age 12 eons , The beach
(February 5, 2020 - 10:25 am)

In middle school someone graffitied on a bathroom stall:

3 Things I Hate

1. Graffiti

2. Irony

3. Lists 

submitted by Zeus, Idaho
(February 5, 2020 - 5:42 pm)

That... is... hilarious....

submitted by cerinthe, age 13
(February 7, 2020 - 7:02 pm)

People are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

The puns are real!!!!!!!!!! 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 12, North Carolina
(February 5, 2020 - 6:00 pm)

What's big, grey, and doens't matter?

An irrelephant!


A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender smiled to the grasshopper and said, “Hey, we have a dirnk named after you!”

The grasshopper looked quizzically at the bartender, “You have a drink named Jeff?”


Why is it called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.


Which knight made the round table?

Sir Cumference. 

submitted by Luminara
(February 5, 2020 - 9:02 pm)

What do you call a plant that grows chickens?

A poul-tree!

Yeah, I'm really proud of that one. 

submitted by Summer, age pi, Nowhere at all
(February 5, 2020 - 9:55 pm)

(This may have just become my most favorite thread of all time.)

A VSCO girl fell out of an airplane recently. She was falling through the sksksksksksky for quite a while. 

submitted by Porcelain Dragon
(February 5, 2020 - 11:18 pm)


submitted by LS@Porcelain
(February 6, 2020 - 8:16 am)

*shakes head in disgust* Really? I have to tell my friends that one. Hilarious!

submitted by SurroundedByBooks
(February 8, 2020 - 2:55 pm)
submitted by Eclipse , age ?, ??
(February 7, 2020 - 8:44 am)
submitted by Eclipse , age ..., ...
(February 7, 2020 - 8:50 am)

@Porcelain Dragon I think that's my new favorite joke XD

@Eclipse Those are pretty awesome! I love the melon one. 

What did the duck say when he bought lip balm?
"Just put it on my bill."

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? 

Because there weren't any roads during the Jurassic Period! 

Just came home from a workout. Two hours on the treadmill! It went pretty well. If only I could stop the constant beeping and the irritated comments of the cashier. 


Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."


submitted by Agent Winter, age Classified, dominating the Crucible
(February 7, 2020 - 7:14 pm)

Ooh, this is one of my favorites!

I was going to tell a joke about Lord of the Rings, but all the good ones are Aragone. 

submitted by Hummingbird
(February 8, 2020 - 1:14 pm)

here's one.


whos there


doctor who?

its just the doctor

submitted by harry pooooooootter, age 12, ministry of magic
(February 8, 2020 - 5:06 pm)