Chatterbox: Inkwell

She dashed into the living room with a large backpack on her back and twelve words bubbling out of her mouth. This is amazing, she thought, as she saw the floor fall away to expose the bookshelf that housed the magic spells that would help her get her next degree at the school of advanced pest extermination. You see, she had rats in her room since she broke a glass globe that housed a pair of mice and they needed food. Ever since then, her family had been trying to get rid of them with magic, but they were hardy and would not leave, no matter how many cats they got. For these mice were known for their lightning spells trapping cats in enormous glass orbs and then attacking the trapped cats with mouse traps. They called it "Evil Mouse Invasion", and it was on HGTV for people of all ages, so that it took them ages to watch. And when she saw herself on the huge TV, she screamed and leapt from her chair to go and call her mother. Her mom had also seen the mice and she didn’t know "Evil Mouse Invasion", was broadcasting live into her brain, and everyone else's in the city. HGTV wanted to stop it, because they thought the astounding number of viewers would cause another pandemic of mice all over the vermin center. And, of course, the problem wasn't the mice, it was the robots! Big, scary robots that would devour the mice and any tree they bumped into. They were built by an evil squirrel who hated mice. And so, it created the robots to kill the mice of the castle and take Micearenice hostage. This was a bad plan, but it failed because Nyx stopped it by managed to warn Mice who then went into hiding and found Supermom who was a nice robot who liked the mice and destroyed the terrible robot who was her daughter. Her daughter had been brainwashed by the evil squirrel who had decided that waffles were a glitch in the system of life. And so a plot twist made the squirrel decide to give the mice gifts of plane tickets. The mice flew all the way to Australia and ate cake and met some kangaroos that taught them how to dance. The mice became amazing ballerinas, and they gave up their life of crime. And did they ever want it back? No. They started a Waffle colony in the edge of Zimbabwe, and they taught penguins to perform for kings and other monarchs to perform too. They lived happily ever after. The penguins begin to rebel against the mice, but they ate the waffles and rebelled but were too weak. They built a colony of rebel unicorns who danced the foxtrot all stopped them, obviously. Another group of rebel penguins decided to become unicorns cause they wanted all penguins to fall off the cliffs and die because apparently these penguins had a uNiCoRn dEsTroYiNg mAcHiNe and a dangerous laser pointer that would destroy all of the cats. This is why Micearenice had gone into hiding where they would not be found by the robots or the unicorns who hated all nice mice or mean waffles. The time had come. Now, the penguins had saved the unicorns. Yes! The evil unicorns had been plotting all along to save the mice from the horrid demise that was threatened by the squirrels, who planned to use the mice for world domination. The unicorns were worried that the penguins would find their hideout, so they evacuated with the turtles of fire and the mice who had captured Nyx and taken her to the place where she would meet with the evil squirrel to bargain for her release, but the evil squirrel was a meanie and didn't show any respect to Nyx because the cheese was rotten and rotten cheese smells awful and makes you feel like you just ate a lemon and you can't swallow the orange. So Nyx gave the evil squirrel a flipping knife to destroy the dancing unicorns that haunted the village. Meanwhile, the mice taught a school of classical dance how to Macarana. But one day the mice decided that the students were disturbing the unicorns that danced. So they decided to begin anew in a beautiful seance to summon ghosts of the enchanted unicorns by sacrificing the prisoner's soul to the guardian of the soul chamber with a pair of sewing scissors. When suddenly the prisoner grabbed the scissors and stabbed the evil squirrel’s toe The squirrel shrieked and bounced away chattering angrily, and threw a cookie which landed on the prisoner's head. The prisoner suddenly used a hairpin to poke someone in the eye. They screamed and dropped all of their stuff into a black hole. But inside of a chest where there was a small cat, the cat looked up, and saw the squirrels. She panicked and lost the pocketwatch that her grandpa gave her when she put a chicken in a refrigerater, therefore she was grounded. And since being grounded, she was lying on her kitchen floor trying to summon a demon and record a new album with Taylor Swift. But unfortunately, Taylor was really busy. Meanwhile, the girl had failed her test, because magic flying toads had scratched it up when they jumped on it. The girl had screamed when it happened, so loudly that the whole class went deaf and ran around when said flying toads launched onto their books and everything exploded. This was not unusual, because, as everyone knows, flying toads are immune to fire due to their thick skins and watery slime. Suddenly, the door opened and the teacher screamed, "Save us!" The children backed away from the toads and saw that nobody was coming but the girl was not ready to admit that all along it was her who had been cheating with the spellbook from the cheat sheet for the final test, which was about How to Create Mouse Traps that Make Mice Want Not to Use Cheese-Related Products. Which is why the mice starved and the story just got weirder because multiple authors decided that it should not be so boring and that caused a avalanche of strange and random attacks and ideas, full of plot holes and craziness. Meanwhile, they thought about the final exam because they had to end the exam early. The authors decided to end the story but they didn't they kept writing but then they decided to end it for real. THE END!!!!!