Chatterbox: Inkwell

Three-Word Story!

Anyone remember these?

The gist is basically someone writes three words, and so does the next person, and so on, until we have a story. Please be as ridiculous as possible. 

For instance:

CBer A: The princess had

CBer B: tried rockclimbing before,

CBer C: but she met 

CBer D: her soulmate, who

CBer B: was a unicorn

CBer A: named Agatha, there.

And it would continue in that fashion. I have laughed so hard during these, and while writing them, please throw away all existing knowledge of what a three word story should look like because this one will most likely not conform to that.

The starting three words will be:

I smashed a