Complications

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Complications

Complications

Welcome to Complications! Complcations is a game of “complicating” book titles. The first person (that’s me!) gives a book title, and the next person has to rewrite it in the most complicated way possible— without using any words in the original title. Small words like I, you, the, and, etc. and names are exceptions of course. That person gives another book title, and repeat. 

For example:

Curse of the Night Witch (by Alex Aster) -> A Negatively Aimed Spell, Cast By Someone Who Uses Magic While The Moon Is Up

One Trick Pony (by Nathan Hale) -> A Single Small Horse Capable of Performing Fancy Maneuvers 

Enjoy! Your first title is The War That Saved My Life by Kimberly Brubaker Bradley. 

submitted by Raven, age Forever , The Whisperlands
(August 28, 2021 - 8:39 am)

Oops, just realized my comment responded to one two pages ago! and i gave a fake book title instead of a real one...

The Group Of People In An Assocciation That Are Secretive Or Not Understandable And Also A Quest Of Sorts Which May Cause Harm (gosh, i love that book...)

The Westing Game 

 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(September 27, 2021 - 7:02 pm)

The Entertaining Pastime Making Use of The Directional Notation of Western Places and Orientations

Next Title: The Accidental Hero 

submitted by Shining Star, age 12 eons, The Milky Way
(October 1, 2021 - 3:18 pm)

A Specific Person Or Animal Which We Shall Henceforth Refer To As A Being Who Also Is Or Posesses The Qualities Of Someone Who Saves Or Assists Other Beings Or Objects But Has Aquired These Qualities Or Has Assumed This Role Under Circumstances In Which The Actions Of Saving And Assisting Cannot Be Considered Entirely Intentional And Perhaps The Specific Being Did Not Consent To The Saving Or The Helping

Next title: Phoebe And Her Unicorn 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 2, 2021 - 10:34 am)

The book about a small girl who bears the name phobe, and her pet(? xD) one-horned horse.

 

Next: The One and Only Ivan 

submitted by NiteSkiies, age Ageless, A Cozy Spot<33
(October 2, 2021 - 12:07 pm)

The Member Of The Grammatical Category Titled "Noun" Which Posesses The Title, Can Be Referred To As Or Has Been Named "Ivan," Which Is Not A Plural Entity And Is Also The Singular Being Of Its Kind That Owns Or Is Called The Aforementioned Title "Ivan"

The Girl Who Drank The Moon 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 2, 2021 - 3:23 pm)

The young female humanoid Who Sipped Up the Large Ball Of Rock Known As The Moon

submitted by NiteSkiies, age Ageless, A Cozy Spot<33
(October 4, 2021 - 10:50 am)

The Young and Adolescent Being Who Defines Her Gender as Female Allowed the Contents of a Large Rock Orbiting the Earth With a Yellow-White Glow At Night To Pour Down Her Throat in Its Liquid Form, Therefore Being Digested By Her Internal Organs. 

 

Time Traveling with a Hamster 

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 4, 2021 - 2:13 pm)
submitted by Oops- next book:, Front Desk
(October 4, 2021 - 10:51 am)

Time Traveling with a Hamster: The Often Puzzling And Somewhat Existential Concept That Does Not Have A Material Form But Can Be Counted By And Is Often Associated With Clocks, Specifically A Certain Portion In Which A Being Of Undefined Shape Size And Category Walks, Drives, Bikes, Flies Or, To Summary, Moves From One Place To Another Or Even Several Places, Accompanied By A Small Furry Mammal Often Kept As Pets Which Is Referred To As The Cricetinae

Next book front desk because no one's done that yet 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 5, 2021 - 8:06 am)

A peice of furniture usually made of wood that is typically used to be worked and written upon, which is sitting in the opposite of the back of an area of space. 

Next title: Lord of Darkness 

submitted by Silver Crystal , age She/her, Milky Way
(October 5, 2021 - 1:30 pm)

The Being That Reigns Over Spaces Absent Of Light And Who Also Refers to Themself or Is Refered to  as The King, Duke, Or Earl-Like Dominieer of It

Next Title: The Hunger Games 

submitted by Neverseen , age She/Her, On a Perilous Journey
(October 5, 2021 - 4:13 pm)

The place where people go nuts while tryin' to do archery, etc, to win a trophy????

I don't know, I've never read the books...

Next Title: Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 13, Kitten Kingdom
(October 6, 2021 - 1:23 pm)

Nerd Or Otherwise Odd And Often Portrayed As Uncool Private Book Of Writing About One's Life As It Happens: Written Or Spoken Words With A Plot Originating Or Otherwise About A Time Period That Succeeds An Event And Is Not Entirely Or Always Pleasant

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 6, 2021 - 5:34 pm)

A Young Adolescent Male Hominin Who Was Christened A Name that Gestures to a Being Who Molds Clay and is Covered in Hair Interacts With A Certain Rock Formed Deep In the Earth that Belongs to a Magical Creature who Casts Spells And Generally Causes Chaos.

 

Nowhere Boy 

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 7, 2021 - 8:30 am)

A Young Male Member of the Species Homo Sapiens Relating to the Quality of Not Occupying Space in the Cosmos

 

A Hat Full of Sky 

submitted by Tonks, age 13, Betelgeuse
(October 12, 2021 - 1:08 pm)