Chatterbox: Inkwell

Hey everyone! New writing excercise! Whether you do or do not like "Happily Ever Afters," this is your chance to make fairy tales all wack. Have the princesses and ogres mingle, have Jack and the gingerbread man be best buds, I don't care, the main objective is to confuse everybody by mingling classic characters and changing endings. Good Luck! Remember, it's not really a roleplay...

Sleeping Beauty, after one hundred years, delicately opened her eyes and gazed into a changed world with unchanged vision. She screamed. What she saw wasn't her prince at all, but a little boy with all his young pearly teeth. He was cloaked in leaves sewn together and was so lovely yet unbelievably young that her breath vanished.

"Who are you?" she asked. He looked at her. He had known who she was just a moment ago, but was extremely forgetful, so he asked, "Who are you?"

Their conversation drifted aimlessly for a few minutes until the boy suddenly said, "I'm Peter."

Sleeping Beauty thought this quite odd. Why hadn't he said so before, and more importanly, where had she heard of him before?

OMG! I'm such a loser. You know, don't bother replying unless you feel compelled with self-pity for my brain-deadness...