Ski Lodge.-

Chatterbox: Inkwell

Ski Lodge.-

Ski Lodge.

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You walk inside a dark room, barely lit. The flame of a single wax candle flickers and is highlighted against the wall. It's like the monsters you've dreamed about since you were young.

Slowly, you step over to your bedside table. You can see a somewhat illuminated envelope, begging you to come and open it. Slowly but surely, you grab the envelope and carefully open the red wax seal. Inside, a paper reads:

... 

"Dear Reader,

I am Thade Sierhe! I am personally inviting you to my brand new ski lodge: La Wonder! I have randomly chosen 13 people to come, and you are one of the winners of a free 10-day stay here!"

... 

The card starts loudly playing hero music.

... 

"We have all luxury items, including large rooms for guests to stay in, free breakfast, all the ski supplies you need, and a clean record! Freshly washed, in fact..."

The letter then gives you the location of where to find the lodge, and underneath there's a form to fill out for all guests:

... 

Name:

Gender/Pronouns:

Personality:

Appearance:

Reaction to getting a paper cut:

Would you give someone else a paper cut?:

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?:

Biggest fear:

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer):

How do you feel?:

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut:

Are you dangerous?:

Am I cool?:

Other:

... 

What a peculiar quiz.

It seems Sketchy. Thade, in fact, is only a scrambled version of death.

And Thade Sierhe is a scrambled version of Death is here.

It could be a bust... 

Will you go? 

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WELCOME TO MY SKI LODGE, people who have taken time out of their precious lives reading this! I have to go into a boring rant now so take out your books and movies and let's get on with it.

AEs and CAPTCHAs are allowed, and you may add a luggage list to the form, if that would please you. Just... try not to bring too much paper. No one likes paper cuts! (Oh, and if you do, you're weird. No offense). As the letter said, 13 people will be accepted. No OCs or CAPTCHAs aloud. If you have any questions or comments or concerns, feel free to ask.

Okayyyy the boring part's out of the way! We hope to see you soon!

-Thade 

submitted by Thade, age Ski Lodge!, La Wonder
(August 12, 2022 - 9:31 am)

Name: Darkvine

Gender/Pronouns: she/her, female

Personality: sassy, sarcastic, a good friend, is described as both 'creepy' and 'funny' also has a disturbing taste for revenge

Appearance: medium tone skin, shiny black hair with neon green streaks, neon green eyes, dark green robes and black belt (not karate, just a belt which is black)

Reaction to getting a paper cut: 1: yell. 2: get a band-aid. 3: get the biggest and sharpest scissors i can find. 4: cut the paper.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: if they deserved it, definetely yes.

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 5, but 10 in the shower

Biggest fear: Baby Shark

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): um :| 

How do you feel?: idk

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: stop doing what your doing then

Are you dangerous?: yes

Am I cool?: *sets on  f i r e* not anymore

Other: i'm packing 2 knives. one is made of paper.

submitted by Darkvine
(August 13, 2022 - 4:02 pm)
submitted by TOPvine
(August 13, 2022 - 4:02 pm)
submitted by TOP
(August 13, 2022 - 10:12 pm)

Ooooh...

Name: Writing_in_the_Dark (Writing)

 

Gender/Pronouns: He/him, xe/xem, or they/them

 

Personality: Creative, strange, introverted until you get to know me, but always socially awkward. Probably kind of annoying. Very musical and artistic. A bookworm. Mischievous at times, but usually follows rules.

 

Appearance: Olive skin, heterochromatic eyes (one blue and one dark brown), short cornflower blue hair with dark brown roots, large blue-ish white angel wings. Usually wearing jeans and a sweatshirt hoodie or band tee.

 

Reaction to getting a paper cut: I probably wouldn't notice for a few seconds, but then I would mentally scream, externally wince

 

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Never! At least, not intentionally

 

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: Maybe a four?

 

Biggest fear: Um. Losing myself and the people I care about?

 

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): No and no >:D

 

How do you feel?: On a scale of 1 to 10, a 7

 

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: Here's a bandaid. And a chocolate.

 

Are you dangerous?: I hope to be, but my conscience often gets in the way.

 

Am I cool?: Yes

 

Other: I brought books. Very thick books. Filled with paper. I am sorry.

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 12, Valhalla
(August 14, 2022 - 12:48 pm)

Name: LunaWolf 

Gender/Pronouns: She/Her 

Personality: Wild and adventurous, a book worm, creative, stubborn and kinda bossy, has a slightly dark sense of humor.

Appearance: Long and wild hair with blue, purple and silver streaks, violet eyes, light skin and small build. 

Reaction to getting a paper cut: Yell at the paper guilty of the crime and make it feel bad then forget about it a minute later.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: I feel like it would be hard to give someone else a paper cut... but maybe if I was angry and then I'd feel bad about it later because no one likes paper cuts. 

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: Hmm probably a five.

Biggest fear: I guess I have to say paper cuts...

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): I'm sorry to say it is not. But I will change my answer to make you happy. 

How do you feel?: Slightly worried about paper cuts. 

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: I'm so sorry. 

Are you dangerous?: I can be >:D 

Am I cool?: You have a cool name but I'm yet to decide about your personality. 

Other: Usually I would bring books but I'm going to stay far away from paper on this trip. 

submitted by LunaWolf , age 12 winters, Narnia
(August 14, 2022 - 2:31 pm)

Sounds fun! Sorry, I meant to sign up earlier. 

Name: tigerqueen

Gender/Pronouns: she/her

Personality: Quiet (when not angry) Observant, loves to read, daring.

Appearance: Long wavy raven black hair with dark purple streaks, dark purple eyes with silver specks

Reaction to getting a paper cut: If it's bad, put something on it. Or else, just let it be.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Maybe? If they're annoying me, I might...

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 2

 Biggest fear: Getting kidnapped and being held prisoner. 

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): Sort of....

How do you feel?: Right now? Excited to enter this ski lodge. 

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: First, finish the work and then go see what happened.

Are you dangerous?: Sort of? 

Am I cool?: You or me? If it's you, sure. If it's me, nah, not really.

Other: Soo many questions on papercuts...

For luggage, I got a knife that I keep in my pocket and lots of books. 

submitted by tigerqueen
(August 14, 2022 - 8:12 pm)

Reserving: I'm drawn to weird ski lodge forms like a moth to a bright heat-emitting source. At least I think that was it.

submitted by Darkling, One more week :(
(August 15, 2022 - 12:52 am)

Meh, I'm signing up my AE for this to see how it goes. And plus. Lisa told me she WANTED to go.

Name: Periculosa, or just Lisa.

Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/her.

Personality: Bold.

Appearance: I have brown hair, tan skin, and a phoenix hair clip resting on the right side of my head. I have a gold chain necklace with a phoenix charm in the middle. And my eyes are black.


Reaction to getting a paper cut: Nothing?! I mean, duh. It happens all the time.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Not really, only on April Fool's Day, which is well past.

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: How about a 0? Is that even a choice? If not, then 1.

Biggest fear: DEFINITELY NOT a paper cut. Note that. I'm not scared. My name even MEANS danger! Maybe my biggest fear would be if I died?

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FORM??? Why is everything asking about paper cuts? It's Not, as I explained before.

How do you feel?: I'm fine. I am skilled in archery, so don't mess with me.

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: What does this even mean? I don't get paper cuts, and if I do, I don't notice them! But yes, this ski lodge is definitely about paper cuts.

Are you dangerous?: Yes. My name practically means danger in Latin. Periculosa EQUALS danger.

Am I cool?: Meh, I don't really think of myself like that? I more don't think about myself. But...I guess.

Also...are you Red Starlight?

In my luggage, I'm bringing my bow and arrows. 

 

submitted by Periculosa
(August 15, 2022 - 12:12 pm)
submitted by Palm, age 11 moons, Rainwing Village, Pyrrhia
(August 15, 2022 - 1:55 pm)

Yay! Another Ski Lodge!

 

Name: Lyric

Gender/Pronouns: female, she/her

Personality: Sort of shy, but warms up over time. Is almost always very helpful and kind (unless something or somebody is nagging me), and loves art, books, and writing (As you can see, I love paper.)


Appearance: Long, straight black hair is is straight and usually in a low ponytail. Brown/pink/lilac glasses, dark brown eyes. 

Reaction to getting a paper cut: Notice it about 10 minutes later. Say to whoever is in the room: "Oh look. I got a paper cut." Shrug and go on with my day because paper cuts go away if you ignore them and anyway I don't care that I got one. 

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: No. I hate hurting anybody, although I would probably do it for self defense, if the need arose.

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 1. Okay, so they are slightly painful, but not very much.

Biggest fear: I am terrified of being embarrassed in public.

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): *Laughs. Falls of chair. Chokes, starts hiccuping, takes a gulp of water; weakly shakes head* No. Is it YOURS, Thade?

How do you feel?: *Chokes* Pardon me, but I can't...stop...laughing. So pretty good?

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: Oh I'm sorry. Especially since it's your biggest fear.

Are you dangerous?: If you count being able to talk about writing and books until people are annoyed then...yes.

Am I cool?: *shrug* I don't know you very well, except that you don't like papercuts. 

Luggage: 1 Carry-on with however many clothes I need. 1 bag devoted entirely to my sketchbook, my writing notebook, my story-brainstorming notebook, and my diary-specifically-for-travelling. And art and writing supplies, not to mention scratch paper, my Amazon kindle, and tissues just in case (So what if tissues can give you paper cuts). But basically, if you don't like papercuts, Don't. Open. My. Bag. 

Other: I do not know how to ski or sled or build a snowman and I've only thrown pretend snowballs. And I forgot what snow feels like because I live in California, the-land-of-no-snow. I am bringing my AE Ladybug, because she has never seen snow. Do I have to re-fill out the form for an AE?

 

 

submitted by Lyric
(August 15, 2022 - 3:39 pm)

Name: Flamarestii

Gender/Pronouns: She/her

Personality: Cautious around strangers, otherwise mostly friendly; quiet, thoughtful, likes reading and writing and being alone. Adventurous and likes being outside. 

Appearance: Longish gold-red hair, stunning golden eyes, normal height

Reaction to getting a paper cut: After the initial shock, I'd just keep doing what I was doing before.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: Depends who it is. If they're my worst enemy, I guess, but I'd rather just defenestrate them and save the paper.  

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 7? I'm kind of sensitive

Biggest fear: Uggh, spiders, especially those big fast ones

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): What's scarier than a big fast spider? 

How do you feel?: I'm still doubting my last answer

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: What is it with you and paper cuts?

Are you dangerous?: Hopefully

Am I cool?: Prove it.

Luggage list: My backpack and water bottle, because I'm always thirsty. Normally I'd bring a notebook, but under the circumstances, I don't think so 

Other: I'm excited! But honestly, I'm feeling slightly paranoid about paper cuts right now . . . 

submitted by Flamarestii
(August 15, 2022 - 3:39 pm)

Name:Midnight Phantom. Call me Midngith though.

Gender/Pronouns:She/her. Female.

Personality:Spooky, Creepy, silent and will randomly show up behind you and smile at you.

Appearance:Long, straight black hair, VERY pale skin, almost translucent, fully black eyes. Thank you very much!

Reaction to getting a paper cut:Meh.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?:No, no one can cut, stab, shoot or kill me...I'm allready dead..but I can cut you *smiles creepily*.

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?:1.

Biggest fear:People finding out I'm dead.

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer):No...are you deaf or blind?

How do you feel?:Fine, how bout you.

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut:You are *pulls paper from nowhere*

Are you dangerous?:Yes, watch your back.

Am I cool?:No..I am.

Other:I am a ghost, but I never said that.

submitted by Midnight Phantom, age Night time, UnderYourBed
(August 15, 2022 - 5:35 pm)

Name:Reuby Moonnight.

Gender/Pronouns:She/her. Female.

Personality:Dark, cold, sarcastic, distent, intimitadting.

Appearance:Long, wavy black hair, pale skin, one eye gold the other fully black, wolf ears and tail and a scar across my nose.

Reaction to getting a paper cut:I'll suck the blood out out of the cut and let it heal on its own.

Would you give someone else a paper cut?:Yes, If the tried to hurt me, if they offended me or my family in some way or if I don't like them.

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?:3

Biggest fear:The color pink (HAHAHA! Can't kill me with the color PINK!)

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer):No

How do you feel?:Frustrated.....I dropped my Boba tea.

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut:Ok, I'll go get the paper.

Are you dangerous?:Very, don't cross me.

Am I cool?:Yes, but I'm cooler.

Other:I'm bringing my huge, black wolf who does not like anyone but me.....You can not stop me.

submitted by Reuby Moonnight, age 12 Nebulas, Gone Crazy
(August 15, 2022 - 5:14 pm)

If there's still room, can I reserve a spot?

submitted by Jaybells, Stealin all the knowledge
(August 15, 2022 - 5:58 pm)

Name: Lord of the shadows

Gender/Pronouns: they/xe/it

Personality: Witty, snarky, will steal your candy

Appearance: Short with very pale skin (you don't get tan in the Underworld). Has chin lengthed, black, floofy hair that covers eyes. Wears a long black cloak or black skinny jeans and a strawberry sweatshirt.

Reaction to getting a paper cut: *Completely demolish the paper and make a big scene out of it*

Would you give someone else a paper cut?: No... (well yes, maybe)

Out of 10 (1 being fine, 10 being painful) how painful are paper cuts?: 10 doesn't even come close to the amount of pain that comes from paper cuts

Biggest fear: Paper cuts and living things

Is your biggest fear a paper cut? (If not, go change your answer): Yezzir

How do you feel?: Better then when I'm getting a paper cut

I feel like I'm getting a paper cut: *pats back*

Are you dangerous?: Well, duh

Am I cool?: Your name legit means death is here! Thats pretty rad if you ask me. Can we compare deathly notes??

Other: Cool hero music

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(August 15, 2022 - 6:55 pm)