Kyngdom Survival Guide
PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!
The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance.
We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!
If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.
BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION
YOUR NAME: ________________
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)
DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU.
submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)
How can you be thinking of entertainment?! WE'RE AT WAR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
(April 23, 2016 - 5:51 pm)
*snorts* You have obviously never set foot in The Bog & Burrow Inn …
(April 24, 2016 - 7:10 am)
Not nice.
(April 25, 2016 - 2:34 pm)
Excuse me? The Bog & Burrow Inn is an excellent place to gather information.
(April 25, 2016 - 4:19 pm)
Pheonix, the worse the situation is outside, the more important it is for us to make merry inside! Spies and warriors need to let loose every once in a while...
(April 25, 2016 - 4:42 pm)
When is open mike night?
(April 26, 2016 - 8:17 am)
Every Wednesday starting at 8pm Kyngdom time. We'll also start a poll to see which acts get their own featured performance!
(April 26, 2016 - 6:00 pm)
What is Kyngdom time?
(April 26, 2016 - 6:49 pm)
UTC.
(April 27, 2016 - 1:35 pm)
What is UTC?
(May 7, 2016 - 9:26 pm)
YOUR NAME: Ferra Scouy
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Dancing on Blades
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: none
TYPE OF ACT: Roller blading/dancing
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: about 20 sq feet
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Live band that plays classical music, roller blades (not skates!)
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: white dress with a stiff frilly skirt
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES REQUIRED: none other than a band.
DANGER LEVEL: 3
REQUIRMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM: fresh berries
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH:
Imagine watching someone roller blade to music. Imagine watching someone dance. Imagine watching someone dance ON roller blades! Now, imagine a Gatapou (half fox, half cat) in a sparkly white dress dancing on blades to live classical music! Who wouldn't want to watch that!?!
~ Ferra
(April 26, 2016 - 8:32 am)
Ferra, may we ... collaborate? I play a combination of dubstep. So, I could play as your band. I'll get back to you soon for what time I can play for your performance if you agree.
(April 26, 2016 - 11:12 am)
Yes, that sounds good! A double act! But, and this probably makes me sound like a dummy, but what exactly is dubstep? And how is it pronounced?
(April 27, 2016 - 8:00 am)
I don't know what you mean by pronounced, but it's similar to classical, just a little more dressed up.
(April 27, 2016 - 1:02 pm)
I shall field that question.
Dubstep (DUHB - STEHP) is a noisy, distorted, and obtrusive subgenre of tehcno, pop, and/or hip-hop music, in which a rhythm and percussive focus drives the piece through amplitude-throttling digital synthesizers. Its distinctive sound is a bass emphasis, played at frequencies low enough to evoke the physical vibration being the primary draw of the sound itself. Its made to sound very much like computers are the musicians.
It is a new musical movement that came quite recently from the Earth realm into Kyngdom. In fact, most of us thought it was the burrowed civilzations beneath us, readying their drills for their impending surface breach. But thankfully, it was merely a (mostly) harmless new style, and not a full scale revolution.
Elements of dubstep are often incorperated in a wide vareity of virtually any musical genre these days, as it serves to make a song sound "very now".
Personally I find the entire thing quite intriguing. Humans are amazing sometimes with the ideas they come up with.
(April 27, 2016 - 1:20 pm)