Kyngdom Survival Guide

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

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PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

PERFORM AT BOG+BURROW!

 

The Bog & Burrow Inn is Kyngdom's #1 venue for live performance. 

We've hosted top musicians (Ssassandra, The Ramblin' Rodents), dancers (The Scaredy Cats), magicians (Fatima the Fantastic Ferret), poets (The Artist Formerly Known as PikNik), comedians (Benny the Blobfish), and many others!

If you have an act, or just an itch to perform at our open-mike night, fill out this form. You might become Kyngdom's next star performer.

 

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: ________________
 
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: ________________
 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: ________________
 
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): _______________
 
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft ___
 
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: _____________
 
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: ______________
 
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): ____________
 
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
 
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): _____________
 
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: ______________________
 
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

DON’T CYPHER US, WE’LL CYPHER YOU. 

submitted by Wigbig, the rabbit, Bog & Burrow Inn
(April 8, 2016 - 12:49 pm)

back to the KYNGDOM™

Hey, Lucy's a human, too!

submitted by Lucy/Xiaolong
(June 28, 2016 - 9:13 am)

And I am a human... wait, I am a vampire. Well, human enough.

submitted by Elliot
(June 28, 2016 - 8:50 pm)

I walk in. "Who here is a SailHaven resistence warrior. Surrender." I yell. The people in the cafe look at me. Then a strangly unhumanoid person stands up. He runs at me and I block. Using my vampiric powers, I block the attack and lunge at the monster. Th eopponent dissapears and I run out.

submitted by Elliot
(June 28, 2016 - 12:48 pm)

*out of charrie moment*  THERES A BUG ON THE SCREEN A BUG ON THE SCREEN!!!! AAARGH I TRIED TO BRUSH IT OFF BUT ITS SO TINY IT JUST SQUASHED!  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IM SORRY POOR LITTLE BUG.  IM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! 

submitted by Windswift
(June 28, 2016 - 4:49 pm)

~Xiǎolóng~

"I'd like seafood. Lots of shrimp. It would also be nice if you could sneak in some real, authentic Chinese food. I am a Chinese dragon, after all. Baozi would be nice, and also, give me chopsticks. Not to eat, of course, but to eat WITH." I finished placing my order.

submitted by Xiǎolóng
(June 29, 2016 - 3:48 pm)

"ડεRVε ΜΕ G0LD Μ0Nε丫。W工TH A ડ工Dε 0F ડ工LVεR。AND ડ૦Mε D૦LLARૈ B工LLેડ F〇R DεડડεRT。” I'm honestly not sure what creeped the waiter out more--The order, or my voice. Either way, he didn't like it. Staring at me like I was insane (which was true), it took him a while to get over how I looked (VERY creepy), how I talked (even creepier), and what I said (What? Is it not normal to order money for lunch?).

submitted by ????????????????????
(June 29, 2016 - 3:56 pm)

Hmmm.  Can I have this to go?  

Let's see.  Do you have voles?  

Oh you do?  That's great!

Well I like them crispy on the outside and oh!  Please remove the organs and bones and all that.  Yeah I just hate yarping pellets.  So......

what?   The fur too?  OF COURSE!!!!  Sorry.  Its just eating your lunch with the fur is so gross.  I hate having hair in my mouth.  So disgusting.........

And season it with rosemary.  And a sprig of mint, probably should add some basil.  And thyme.  If you leave out the thyme so help me I will...um.... Uh...Not tip you!  Yeah.

Then a side of fresh mealworms would be nice.  Very.  Very.  VERY crispy!!!  And put some thyme on that too.

A drink?  Does that cost extra or does it go with the meal?  It does!  Great!

So what do you have?

Hmmmmmm.   Lingonberry juice.  With a sprig of thyme.  And ice.  

Yes that'll be all.  Thanks!  

The waiter walks away.  He had to leave in the middle of my order to get another notepad.  Hmmph.  Hope it comes soon...........

 

submitted by Windswift
(June 29, 2016 - 8:22 pm)

please serve sushi

submitted by solomon m., age 9, b&b inn
(July 1, 2016 - 1:46 pm)

Hey, have any animals ever thought of berries on oak bark?  It's one of my favorite foods of all time to eat.

submitted by Laya Diamondtail, age 12, secrect forest
(July 1, 2016 - 4:15 pm)

HaIdEs, cAn yOu heAr meE? I aM suMmoNinG yOu tO tHe pLacE wheRE ChArLiE aNd thE OthErs hAvE wAsHeD oUT. I haVe a jOb foR yOu...

submitted by Thimble/Jaaws, Jaaws
(July 1, 2016 - 8:18 pm)

Melody Songbird

Melody Songbird

It's just me

Singing/music

less than 10 square feet

piano (must be small), background (underwater. Must be watercolor)

no costumes needed

no additional objects needed

no danger

1 bowl of mixed berries and seeds, a comfortable chair (cushioned), 3 bottles of fresh river water with a hint of lavender, 1 table

Underwater, Floating above, Surface, Tide. These will all be sung by me. Underwater and Floating above will be played on piano as well as sung. Each song is about 3 minutes. 

 

submitted by Melody Songbird, age 20, Oaktree Treefort
(July 5, 2016 - 6:50 pm)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Bird Lawrence
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Bird and the Owls 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Owl named Kou, Owl named Mei, Lucinda Orlo (Human) and occasionally Bear Lawrence (Human)
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Music
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft Yes
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Microphone, piano, electric keyboard
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: Makeup, two dark blue sequined dresses and heels, tiny dress and tiny tux for Mei and Kou, and silver jumpsuit and black boots for Bear.
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Red, blue and green spotlights (as well as normal) assistance bringing drum set and electric guitar on stage
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 Yes 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): Pinkies for Kou and Mei, eclairs, vegetables and fruit, and tomato and cheese sandwiches for Bird and Lucinda. If it's not too much to ask.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: Bird, Lucinda, Mei and Kou come on stage. Start with "La,la,la, I love to look at you" with Bird on voice, Lucinda on piano, and Kou and Mei on their flutes. Then Lucinda and Bird will do an acapella song, "River of Birds". Mei and Kou will then sing a duet, "Catch me Rock 'n' Rollin'" while Bird plays the drums and Lucinda plays the electric keyboard. Bear will come on for an electric guitar solo in the middle. We will finish with a melancholy love song, "Goodbye in the Moonlight" sung by Bird with Lucinda on piano and .
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

submitted by Bird L., age 13, East Wilton, Kyngdom
(July 7, 2016 - 12:00 am)

BOG & BURROW INN PERFORMANCE APPLICATION

YOUR NAME: Bird Lawrence
NAME OF GROUP/BAND/ACT: Bird and the Owls 
OTHER GROUP MEMBERS: Owl named Kou, Owl named Mei, Lucinda Orlo (Human) and occasionally Bear Lawrence (Human)
TYPE OF ACT (MUSIC, MAGIC, POETRY, COMEDY, ETC.): Music
TOTAL SPACE NEEDED: less than one sq inch ___ less than 10 sq ft ___ more than 100 sq ft Yes
INSTRUMENTS OR PROPS NEEDED: Microphone, piano, electric keyboard
WARDROBE OR COSTUMES NEEDED: Makeup, two dark blue sequined dresses and heels, tiny dress and tiny tux for Mei and Kou, and silver jumpsuit and black boots for Bear.
ADDITIONAL OBJECTS/SERVICES NEEDED (PYROTECHNICS, SPLASH SHIELD, ETC.): Red, blue and green spotlights (as well as normal) assistance bringing drum set and electric guitar on stage
DANGER LEVEL: 1 ___ 2 Yes 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 ___
REQUIREMENTS FOR DRESSING ROOM (SPECIAL FOODS, ETC.): Pinkies for Kou and Mei, eclairs, vegetables and fruit, and tomato and cheese sandwiches for Bird and Lucinda. If it's not too much to ask.
PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT IN A PARAGRAPH, INCLUDING SAMPLE SONG NAMES, LYRICS, POEMS, JOKES, ETC.: Bird, Lucinda, Mei and Kou come on stage. Start with "La,la,la, I love to look at you" with Bird on voice, Lucinda on piano, and Kou and Mei on their flutes. Then Lucinda and Bird will do an acapella song, "River of Birds". Mei and Kou will then sing a duet, "Catch me Rock 'n' Rollin'" while Bird plays the drums and Lucinda plays the electric keyboard. Bear will come on for an electric guitar solo in the middle. We will finish with a melancholy love song, "Goodbye in the Moonlight" sung by Bird with Lucinda on piano and .
PROMOTIONAL POSTER: OPTIONAL (PLEASE ATTACH)

 

submitted by Bird L., age 13, East Wilton, Kyngdom
(July 7, 2016 - 12:11 am)

OH MY LORD JESEED CHRIGGS IN HAMILHEAVEN THIS IS REALLY FUNNY AWWWW I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I WAS BIRD AND KYNGDOM WAS PURE AND INNOCENT ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT SIGNING UP FOR A BOG AND BURROW PERFORMANCE *places hand on heart* oh, how I (sort of not really) miss the good old days.

submitted by Connie A.
(January 22, 2018 - 1:15 am)

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submitted by @Jaaws, HA工Dεડ
(July 9, 2016 - 3:07 pm)
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