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CAMM Semester 2!
Okay so I thought I should start CAMM back up since it's a non-busy time of year. So here's the letter, dudes!
Dear wrongdoer:
The CAMM staff would like to welcome you back to another mischievous, treacherous roller coaster ride of a semester. Not. The roller coaster ride and all its adjectives are included and quite true. But you are quite unwelcome. We will welcome you anyway. This is because we strongly agree with the opinion that is more fact that confusing people is fun. We congratulate the previous Most Mischievous of Them All with much well deserved bad luck this term (I'm sure she loved typing that).
If you are indeed new here at the most mysterious headquarters of CAMM, even though this letter does mean you are here (confusing, eh?), we aren't sorry that we can't help you. So maybe you should trash this letter somehow. I would suggest throwing it into the ocean in a bottle, burying it under a sand dune, or under a pile of snow at the beach. You would of course need to be on a beach to do so, but still. Really? You're still here? You don't know where the nearest beach is? You don't have driver's license? Your parent/legal guardian won't take you? You don't want to drive that far? Fine, keep reading. We'll give a little bit of information.
First off, CAMM stands for Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief, like it really matters. Here with me I have the Ziplock of Disobeying. Every day it shall tell me the nicest student in the school. Also sing me a song like its cousin the sorting hat. Its other family members include the Sugarbowl (mother’s sibling), the Pillow Case of Misery (sister), and The Ominous’s Pandora’s Fedora (No idea what relation). This student shall not return until the next semester if they choose to ever come back. The last kid, teen, tween, or whatever they wish to be called (minion? world dominator?) will be named the Most Mischievous of Them All. They will join Violet, the first Most Mischievous of Them All, to take over the world.
When you arrive on March 18th, 2015, you will be free to wander around wildly and have fun. The staff and I (even though I am technically part of the staff) will be watching every move you make, even your nose picking through not-so-secret cameras. We will be wasting time doing unnecessary, random things (Professor Admin 2 has recently discovered a time machine we may use to see Ms. Marianne Carus found Cricket) and spying. So we won’t be there. You won’t be staying overnight so you can disrupt normal school. Class times randomly vary. But you’ll always seem to show up, even when you are in the middle of trying on your new, cute jeans. This letter must be returned by March 15th weirdly and disgustingly. We hope you despise with us.
Unsincerely,
Professor Ellie and CAMM staff,
wanted dead or alive
submitted by Professor Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(February 22, 2015 - 5:30 pm)
(February 22, 2015 - 5:30 pm)
*copy of letter has blood stains and horse scat on it*
I think that this will be quite enjoyable!
(February 22, 2015 - 6:36 pm)
xD
(March 19, 2015 - 12:49 pm)
top
(February 22, 2015 - 7:24 pm)
Will this top!?
The capatcha says bene. Is this a name or pasta?
(February 23, 2015 - 1:20 pm)
Ooooooh, I hope I can join here!!
*Hands over the form of the old session*
*Everyone stares and Professor Ellie opens her mouth to reject form*
Ooopsies, I meant to give this.
*throws a crumpled up form at Professor's head and runs away yelling something about chandeliers and dessert*
(February 23, 2015 - 2:47 pm)
i would not like to join. THAT's A LIE! I will join and I love to squirt syurp every where.... * drenches form in SYURP and hands it to professo*
(February 23, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
I was super bad. Violet was more bader than me! I sign up.
*chews up Form, spits it out, and trows up on it* Here you go, Professor.
(February 24, 2015 - 12:37 pm)
I'm joining but that form is halfway to Africa by now so.....
(February 24, 2015 - 4:51 pm)
Course I'm Joining! (British accent)
I now have a British accent forever.
(smears form with pie, drops it in the dead sea, covers it in pepto bismol)
Is that suitable?
OF COURSE IT IS
(February 26, 2015 - 9:34 pm)
*rides polo poney, with a refined British accent* Jolly good, old chap! I'm glad to have our dear Piester here, and present. I have a poney, and a spinning wheel. And Mountain Dew, of course. Do you have pies? Good, let us be off then! For Squuuueeeeeeaaaaaaak!
(February 28, 2015 - 2:18 pm)
Sure I'll come! But there must be something in it for me. Like money. Or sacrifices. In the meantime...
*starts tearing the form apart in the shredder, throws it in the ocean, tapes it back together, has a pony trample it, throws it in fire, takes out the cinders, writes name in charcoal, puts in a Howler envelope*
*Meanwhile, at school, Professor Ellie is doing something weird, disgusting, and mischivious when a barn owl drops a flaming envelope on her desk. She opens it and it screams out her application letter that she had sent out at eardrum-damaging levels and her clothes get covored with the soot from the letter*
(February 28, 2015 - 7:45 pm)
Danie: This time, I will NOT forget to join this!
Squeak: Aww. I was quite enjoying this academy without you.
(March 1, 2015 - 4:41 pm)
I have sucessfully put everyone's names but Danie and Squeak in the Ziplock of Disobeying. One new thing this semester: If you have an alter ego, they get a separate chance since they should be counted as another person! Do all alter egos agree? I have some ideas planned, but please give me some other ones. My five or so ideas won't make a whole semester!
(March 1, 2015 - 7:57 pm)
Hey, I'm not applying! Only my alter egos are!
(March 1, 2015 - 8:47 pm)
St. Owl, I apologize, but your name is already in the bag. You will hardly appear, though, so not to worry! Your alter egos will appear most often, and you may appear once if the day is really boring. Not that you are boring, but get it?
(March 2, 2015 - 9:54 am)