Chatterbox: Pudding's Place


"COME BACK!!!" You cry tearfully as the dog wrenches his leash out of your hands. "COME BACK!!!" You yell again, soon realizing it's futile to yell any longer. That was your friend's uncle's friend's daughter's dog, and she had entrusted you complete care of him. You'd better start looking for him, then. As you call through the streets, you see a brown streak cross the road and head right for you! It's Marty! Except... what's that in his mouth?! It's the neighbor's cat! No, wait, it's just a cat-shaped note. Grabbing it, you unfurl it to see that it says,

Hello, person! You have been selected to come to our private farm for a relaxing, looong getaway from home. Don't bother signing in, just show up! Max visitors is 24; we'll close the gates when the quota is met. Pack your CAPTCHAs and AEs; we don't want to be bored, now do we? Just pack a few items, and your dog will show you the way! 


               Abigail V., Vacation Manager of the Resort Farm

P.S. We aren't responsible for any deaths, injuries, ect.


Uh-oh. You've heard of these before. Do you want to risk it? It certainly sounds relaxing, so it may be worth it... 



submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(November 30, 2015 - 8:36 am)

I'm packing light--only a sleeping mask and some rasinets.

Mortif: I'm comin'! I'm just packing my really heavy bowling ball, and of course my latin dictionary, and my sheep repellent spray.

Chip: Ppmt (I'm packing my T.V. and wheel) 

submitted by Micearenice, age 12, Here
(November 30, 2015 - 8:15 pm)

Cho, are you packing anything?


submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(November 30, 2015 - 8:17 pm)

Ah, a relaxing farm getaway... Sounds amazing.

submitted by Booksy Owly
(November 30, 2015 - 8:21 pm)

I'm coming! I'm bringing along my pie blaster and my new alter ego I thought I'd experiment with. His name is...Rufus, I guess. He's a human-sized dragon with blue scales, two four fingered arms, wings, and is carrying a pie blaster, like me.

submitted by Will T.
(November 30, 2015 - 10:19 pm)

Sure, I'll come! This sounds fun!

*sigh* Now let's wait for the pessimist to ruin everyth-- 

[Spyro] Are we gonna have to clean up cow manure?!

Ah! That's digusting! And no, probably not. The letter didn't say anything about that. It's supposed to be a relaxing "resort farm," so I doubt it.

[Spyro] Fine, then... I'll come too. But if there's cow manure to be cleaned up, I am NOT helping out one bit!

What about pig manure?

[Spyro] Uh, yeah, that would be fine. I just really don't like cows in particular.


I am packing:

Water bottles

My steampunk goggles

So many books it's not even funny

A blank journal to make entries in (Should we do this?) 

My captcha, Dolphin (she's a baby so she can fit in a relatively small tank of water)

Air freshener

A small plastic bag with something inside that vaguely resembles agar agar 

An ugly floral print suitcase to put all this junk I don't really need in

SQUEE! SQUEEEE! (That's as close as I could get to dolphin noises) 

Er... sorry Dolphin, I didn't mean you!


Spyro is packing:

As many donuts as can fit into his suitcase, apparently.

[Spyro] Urg... yup! Ah, come on, Boston Creme, I need... oof... you to fit! 

*smacks forehead*


Well, that's all. Tune in next time to see hotairballoon's HEAD FINALLY EXPLODE.

[Spyro] Hey, I'm not THAT bad, am I?

Indeed you are. 



submitted by hotairballoon
(December 1, 2015 - 7:28 am)

Okay, we're full! Here is the current list:

Cho Chang





Cat-like- (is this a CAPTCHA?)







Shadow Dragon

Dragon Rider




Abigail S.

Critic A


Poetic Panda


Joan B. of Arc

Will T.


Did I miss anyone?  

submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(December 1, 2015 - 7:57 am)

Hooray! I was not missed after all! Laughing

Can't wait!

~Poetic Panda 

submitted by Poetic Panda, age 13, Overland Park, KS
(December 1, 2015 - 3:39 pm)

Cat like is not its name, is CAPPY, and Cappy is a cat like captcha. It describes him, it's not his name.

submitted by ...
(December 1, 2015 - 6:16 pm)

Uh, yeah, I'm coming too.

*waves hand shyly* 

submitted by Booksy Owly
(December 1, 2015 - 6:50 pm)

Can Elsa(one of my Aes) come?





My encyclopedia of everything

Invisibility cloak

First aid kit



submitted by Cho Chang
(December 1, 2015 - 10:45 am)

Okay, Hotairballoon, Spyro, Dolphin, and Elsa are added to the list. Now we are officially full! Does anyone think they know who I am? >:)

submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(December 1, 2015 - 12:36 pm)

Oooh! Ooh! Are you Merenwe??

submitted by Joss
(December 1, 2015 - 6:18 pm)

We will open the gates soon! The farmer says our maids have just finished cleaning the barn! You won't be sleeping there, don't worry! Only some of our most rare animals stay in the barn, but that's beside the point. Our farm-hotel-house is ready for you!


I'm gonna let Joan and Dragonrider pack first before starting. 

submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(December 1, 2015 - 1:05 pm)

And Poetic Panda

submitted by Farmer's Assistant, The Resort Farm
(December 1, 2015 - 1:07 pm)

Sorry about that, Farmer's Assistant! I was busy when I posted my comment saying I would like to join. I'm ready to pack, though! I'm bringing:


-the essential overnight things (toothpaste/toothbrush/hairbrush/sleeping bag with pillow/teddy bear)


-markers and paper


Well, I think that's everything! Can't wait to start!

~Poetic Panda 


submitted by Poetic Panda, age 13, Overland Park, KS
(December 2, 2015 - 12:39 pm)