You sit down

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You sit down

You sit down on the hard, wooden chair and stare up at your principal. Wow, he probably makes his desk high purposely so he can glare at his students. There is a knock at the door, and the secretary pops in. 

"A visitor for the principal," she explains. Her glasses are on the end of her nose, and it makes it seem as if her glare is even worse.

In bursts your mother, red faced and very mad.

The secretary slinks out of the room and closes the door behind her.

"Thank you for coming," the principal says, addressing your mother. "We have reason to notify you that your daughter has been extremely mischevious, and she obviously has no intent of behaving anytime soon. Therefore, we think it best to send her to a boarding school for mischevious persons."

He hands you a slip of paper that reads:

Do you have a mischevious, misbehaving, or maniacal daughter? If so, then it is time to send her to:

T.B.S.F.M.M.M.Y.G. (The Boarding School for Misbehaving, Mischevious, Maniacal Young Girls)

We promise that we will treat our young girls with the utmost care*. Our program focuses on excelling girls academically, socially, and physically. We offer a wide variety of activities to choose from, and we have the best trained teachers for every subject we offer. We guarentee that your child will have a fun and wholesome expierience. Fill out the form below and mail it to us:

Girl's Name:

Girl's Age:

Reason why she is being sent to the school:

Past Mischeviousness:

What she is packing:

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school:

Girl's personality:

Anything else about girl: 

You throw the paper at your mother, and you glare at the principal. Little did you know there was more to the paper...

*If said girl starts behaving, she will be immediately kicked out of the school. We sincerely apologize, but we do not accept CAPTCHAS or AE's. Sincerely,

THE HEADMISTRESS

(I was not trying to copy anyone or any other ski-lodge type thread.)

submitted by The headmistress, T.B.S.F.M.M.M.Y.G.
(January 5, 2016 - 4:26 pm)

Top!! This looks fun! I might be joining later!

submitted by Topping Atlantean
(January 5, 2016 - 6:04 pm)

Girl's Name: Shadow

Girl's Age: She lost track a few millennium ago

Reason why she is being sent to the school: Because she is from a savage galaxy and needs some civilized education.

Past Mischeviousness: Shifting into a dragon durning a dinner party and eating a few of the guests (l mean really, how terribly rude!) Sneaking around in the shadows of the night and then burning all of her school work in a bonfire.  

What she is packing: Dynamite, typewriter, a snake skin, a strange sense of humor, much snarkiness, thrill-seeking, and comic books. 

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school: 

Girl's personality: Dark, anti-social, mischevious, has a firey temper, and long winded. 

Anything else about girl: She is a dragon shape-shifter from Andromeda l. Please take good care of her. 

Cyclone says fryn. Fryin' what? 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Andromeda l
(January 6, 2016 - 4:10 pm)

Ah, l forgot. 

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school: Become civilized and quit shape-shifting into a dragon and eating people. 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, Andromeda l
(January 6, 2016 - 8:39 pm)

Joining! This sounds awesome!

Girl's Name: Booksy Owly

Girl's Age: 14

Reason why she is being sent to the school: She never talks, and reads through everything.

Past Mischeviousness: See above.

What she is packing: Books.

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school: Start talking, and QUIT READING SO MUCH!

Girl's personality: Shy, quiet, bookworm, gets scared easily.

Anything else about girl:  

submitted by Booksy Owly
(January 6, 2016 - 8:21 pm)

Girl's Name: Abigail

Girl's Age: 11

Reason why she is being sent to the school: Because she doesn't like following directions a lot of the time.

Past Mischievousness: Tormenting her little brother, blocking out the world while she writes, speaking in pig Latin, cuddling parakeets.

What she is packing: Clothes, laptop, violin, books, laptop charger, and tic-tacs. The minty white kind. 

What you would like her to accomplish while at the school: Try not to blow everything up, and have fun!

Girl's personality: Very quiet/shy when first meets new people, but later can be loud and quite spunky. Speaks pig Latin with alarming frequency.

Anything else about girl: She thinks that this looks really fun and is a great idea!

submitted by Abigail S., age 11, Nose In a Book
(January 6, 2016 - 8:35 pm)

Sounds fun! Can I join and post later?

submitted by Bibliophile , age 12, Chicago,IL
(January 6, 2016 - 8:37 pm)

Yes, you may join, and it is fine if you post later.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 7, 2016 - 7:11 pm)

Oh sure I will join. 

Girl's name: Elvina 

Girl's age: 12

Girl's description: Loves books, a Total Tomboy, Loves climbing trees and running around, kinda shy at first, creative, is always writing stories.

Reason why she is being sent to school: Because she is too wild and everybody thinks she needs to learn to be civilized. 

Past Mischievousness: Messing up this person sheet, building a secret treehouse in the mountains, Sitting in her bed for six hours writing a story. 

What she is packing: Notebook/pencil/pen, Computer/charger, Clothes, knife/rope/granola bars/ telescope/compass/fold up tent*

* The last items are for when she runs away. She doesn't think she is going to stay that long, but she is. 

submitted by Elvina
(January 6, 2016 - 9:34 pm)

Hm.... I'm pretty good (I'd like to think) at behaving, so I'm out. And so is my other AE, Cloudfire. But can my original AE, Sweet Tea, come in place of me? She likes to misbehave.

 

Girls Name: Tea

Girl's Age: 14

Reason why she is being sent to school: Idk maybe because she likes to misbehave

Past Mischeiviousness: Tea has been known to pie people in the face

What she is packing: Her iPhone (Complete with Pinterest, Clash of Clans, Minecraft, Pandora and Netflix apps) with my phone number on speed dial so she can call me when needed; Clothes, Food, A Neutrino 5000 handgun, and a dessert blaster loaded with banana cream pies.

What you would like her to accomplish while at school: Idk

Girls Personality: dark, mean, very anti-social, very mischeivious and likes to get into trouble

Anything else about girl: Tea absolutely LOOOOOOVES country food it is her fave 

 

Okay! That's all! Thanks so much! =) 

 

submitted by Leafmist, age 11 moons, Fowl Manor
(January 7, 2016 - 10:13 am)

Yes, Tea may go in place of you.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 7, 2016 - 7:09 pm)

Girl's name: Cho Chang

Girls age: 12

Reason why she is being sent to this school: She is too wild.

Past mischievousness: Has attempted to join too many ski lodges, and roleplays.

What she is packing: A lightsaber, a wand, and books.

What you would like her to accomplish at this school: TO STOP JOINING ROLEPLAYS AND SKI LODGES! 

Girls personality: Sarcastic, kind, friendly only to people who she thinks are NOT snotty.

 

 

submitted by Cho Chang
(January 7, 2016 - 2:29 pm)

Not to be rude, but this feels like gender discrimination.

submitted by hotairballoon
(January 8, 2016 - 8:06 am)

This is not gender discrimination. There are boarding schools in the real world that are for girls only.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 8, 2016 - 2:02 pm)

Ellie?

submitted by Rose bud
(January 8, 2016 - 2:19 pm)

No, I am not Ellie.

submitted by The headmistress
(January 9, 2016 - 12:37 pm)