Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

The summer sun glares down at you. Beads of sweat begin to form at the base of your neck. Why did I even bother coming outside? you think. Suddenly, almost magically, you hear a faint tinkling. Could it be? Yes! You look down the road to see an ice cream truck heading right toward you. It grinds to a halt in front of your house. 

You walk up to the ice cream man. He looks familiar, almost like a book character, but you can’t place him. “One popsicle, please.” you ask. You reach into the pocket of your shorts for a dollar, but to your surprise, there isn’t one there. Hmmm. . . you could have sworn it was there a second ago. 

Without money, you can’t exactly get a popsicle anymore, can you? “I’m sorry, but I don’t have any money,” you tell the ice cream man. He hands you the popsicle anyways. “It’s on the house.” He winks mysteriously. “Don’t forget to look at the stick.” 

With that, he revs up his engine and drives away before you can even thank him. You are stunned for a moment, but then realize that your popsicle is beginning to melt in the  heat. Oh well. You peel off the plastic wrapper, and find a popsicle like none other. It’s a deep purple hue with swirls of white and sky blue. Wow! you think. It’s almost too pretty to eat. 

As sticky syrup begins to drip down your hand, you realize that it would be a waste to let it waste! You give it an experimental lick and quickly finish the rest off. You’re heading toward the trashcan to throw the stick away when you remember the ice cream man’s message. 

The popsicle stick is made of smooth dark wood, and a pattern of snowflakes is engraved with the words: Look down. Instinctively, you look down. A slip of folded parchment is there, emblazoned with the same snowflake from the popsicle stick. You pick it up and read it. 

Greetings, Chatterboxer! 

You have been invited for an exclusive stay at the Snowflake Ski Lodge! Enjoy days away from the stifling summer heat in the beautiful Snowflake Mountains! Our Lodge is placed at an optimal location; away from all those busybodies who make your life difficult! Prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime as you explore our 5-story modern wood lodge, our massive library, or our private ski lifts! All excursions are free of charge only for you and one AE or CAPTCHA! Transportation will appear at your front door for your convenience. We hope to see you there! 

Cordially,

The Snowflake Lodge Manager 

P.S. Any accidents, injuries, or murders may NOT be charged to the Snowflake Ski Lodge. 

You think for a moment. It sure does sound nice, even though you don’t ski. You go to your room and pack your bags. You head outside with your AE and CAPTCHA to wait for the mysterious transportation. Amazingly, a snowflake-like hoverboard appears on your front doorsteps. You pile your bags on, and get on yourself. You immediately  disappear in a flurry of snowflakes. 

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Only 7 people may join, and you may start guessing who I am!

submitted by Lodge Manager
(June 21, 2016 - 8:43 pm)

I'm coming! 

I'm bringing:

Books

Nescessities

My computer

Chocolate

Cortana ( my AE)

Noooooo!!!!! Not another one! I refuse to go! 

Too bad. You're coming.

Why me??? You need another AE to drag to all of these ski lodges that are not ski lodges! 

I do need another AE! Then you'll have someone to keep you company in all of these ski lodges!

Wait. . . What? Keep me company? I meant that I wouldn't have to go to anymore ski lodges!

Yup. I know exactly what you meant!

Grrrrr. . .  

 

 

submitted by September & Cortana
(June 23, 2016 - 11:43 pm)

TOP!!!!

submitted by Top!
(June 23, 2016 - 11:43 pm)
submitted by Please Join!!!
(June 23, 2016 - 11:44 pm)
submitted by Top!
(June 24, 2016 - 12:07 pm)

I'm coming! I shall bring~ a bar of marzipan, a potted plant, a deck of cards, some warm clothes for the cold, a cello bow, a force-field-thingy-that-doesn't-even-work, five or so books, my reading glasses, a water bottle that I will most likely lose, some of Hermione's canned blue fire to keep warm, and some cherry apple cider. Oh, and my AE, Emerald. 

Who will be bringing four rabbits: Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde!!!

No, you won't.  

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(June 24, 2016 - 12:30 pm)

Jarvis, I am so sorry that I have to ask you this, but are you a boy or a girl? And Emerald? 

submitted by The Lodge Manager
(June 24, 2016 - 11:34 pm)

Both female. 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(June 26, 2016 - 2:24 pm)

Thank you! 

submitted by The Lodge Manager
(June 26, 2016 - 5:35 pm)
submitted by Please Join!!!
(June 25, 2016 - 10:56 pm)

I'm joining!!!! 

Ill bring Cardinal as my CAPTCHA and Brian as my AE. (Ellak is, after all, a robotic dragon.) 

 

I'm packing:

My various weapons

TONS of books

My collection of journals, and my diary

TONS of pencils and pens

clothes and toiletries

Purple skiis

a map of the world where you can zoom in on whats actually happening in places

a bottle of everlasting hot chocolate

 

Cardinal is bringing:

small mirror

book of annoying songs

 

Brian is bringing: 

salsa blaster

ipad

charger

cockroach clusters

dungbombs 

 

 

submitted by Kate-the-Great
(June 26, 2016 - 10:48 pm)
submitted by 5 more people!!!
(June 26, 2016 - 5:36 pm)

l shall be joining! Cyclone had a rather tramatic experiance the last time he went to one of these things. *coughcoughgettingmurderedcoughcough*

submitted by Shadow Dragon, Land of Ice and Snow
(June 26, 2016 - 6:40 pm)

Yay, this sounds like fun! Doesn't it?

No.

DOESN'T IT?

Uh, yeah, sure. Right. Fun. Whoop-dee-doo.

Hey, you know you really shouldn't take candy from strangers, especially free ones?

Ah, I'll be fine. I'm an adult.

No, actually, you're twelve.

Close enough. 

(insert packed things here)

Dolphin's coming too. Currently she's begging Spyro for a dragon-back ride and he's attempting to explain to her how dolphins have to stay in water or they suffocate and die a long, painful death.

It's not going too well. 

submitted by hotairballoon
(June 26, 2016 - 8:12 pm)

@hotairballoon,

Both Spyro and Dolphin are coming, right?  

submitted by The Lodge Manager
(June 27, 2016 - 1:19 pm)

I'll come, if there's space left. I haven't seen a skiing ski lodge in a while. Bringing:

My skis (I really do ski, and well)

A helmet with blue tiger stripes

Rice cakes

A pencil and pad of paper

A camera

Also, MewFour and Nougat are coming.

Yes, get me away from that infernal AE crush hotel!

Not my fault you like Elsa--

Again, again, again! Shut UP, Cloud!

I wanna come! Pleeeeease? 

Sure. Why not?

All I bring is my own raw power and dashing good looks.

*snort*

I'm gonna bring my joke book, muffins, and a helmet with red fur!!

 

submitted by Clouded Leopard
(June 26, 2016 - 8:55 pm)