I can't swim.

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I can't swim.

I can't swim.

I can't dance.

I don't know karate. 

submitted by XX —
(April 19, 2018 - 12:21 pm)

Nor can I.

Nor can I.

Neither do I.

submitted by Alizarine
(April 20, 2018 - 5:17 am)

Top!

submitted by Top!, age Nudge , Poke
(April 21, 2018 - 10:17 am)

I can't dance either. Or do karate. But the worst part? I can't do a Newsies jump. :(

submitted by Rose bud, age 15
(April 21, 2018 - 11:20 am)

I can't really swim well.

I do dance.

I used to do karate, but I got tired of boys 5 years older than me beating me at sparring. 

But I agree with Rose bud--that's the worst part. 

submitted by Inktail
(April 21, 2018 - 9:23 pm)

I'm a pretty decent swimmer, but I'm not exceptional.

I dance.

I don't know karate or any martial arts. 

And I can't do a Newsies jump either. And you guys are right, that's the worst part. :/

submitted by Leeli
(April 24, 2018 - 8:20 am)

Also-

I like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. 

submitted by XX —
(April 22, 2018 - 9:45 am)

I love D&D, but there's not enough people around to play with me. I would probably like croquet if I tried it. I've never heard of Fangoria, though. What is it?

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(April 23, 2018 - 4:08 pm)

I'm a halfway decent swimmer, but I can't dance for the life of me. I don't know karate. I wish I could dance, and I wish I knew karate and other martial arts. 

I could learn.  

submitted by coyotedomino, age 14, Lost
(April 22, 2018 - 12:57 pm)

I like D&D as well; I've never heard of Audrey Hepburn or Fangoria, Harry Houdini is cool; and I played croquet once and didn't like it at all.

submitted by Alizarine
(April 23, 2018 - 6:02 am)

I love Audrey Hepburn! What's your favorite movie with her? Mine's Roman Holdiay.

submitted by Alta
(April 23, 2018 - 5:24 pm)

Well If you wanted honesty that's all you had to say...

I never wan to let you down

or have you go,

"It's better off this way"

 

(I can't believe I'm the only person who got this)

submitted by General Waffleson
(April 23, 2018 - 7:39 pm)

Yeah, I got it, but... I wanted to delay

The lyric threads are out of hand

They have a debt to pay

I kept putting off the song

I guess that ends today...

Oh well, you can't stop a song

 

I'M NOT OKAY

submitted by Alizarine
(April 24, 2018 - 6:44 am)

What will it take to show you that

It's not the life it seems?

I've told you time and time again you sing the words but

Don't know what it means! 

 

submitted by Leafmist
(April 24, 2018 - 7:44 am)

...I'm sorry. I know I'm not okay... you wear me out.

submitted by @everyone else, XX—
(April 24, 2018 - 2:36 pm)