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Board Games: The Ski Lodge

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night!  And if you live in the timeless void of outerspace, please hold all questions, comments, and concerns until the end of the broadcast.  Thank you for your patience.

You there, yes, you!  What do you want most in this world? Happiness? Money? Travel? Friends? Clout?

WELL BOY OH BOY ARE YOU IN LUCK!  Whimsy Inc. is hosting ONCE IN A LIFETIME, ABSOLUTELY FREE, PROMOTIONAL SWEEPSTAKES for a chance to attend an all-inclusive board game retreat! 

Now you're asking yourself: "Gee, what's so fun about that?  I can play board games at home!"  Well kiddo, that's a fanTASTIC observation.  Our Board Game Adventure Experience™ lets you, not only play as your favorite pieces (we've all wanted to be the Monopoly Iron at some point, don't lie to yourself buddy), but also experience the most immersive settings in the industry. Ride the magnificent stallions of Chess, smell the sharp, salty air on real-life Battleship, even taste the confections of a certain, childhood favorite land! 

  There will be absolutely no murder, but that won't take the thrill out of stepping into your fully historically accurate Clue costumes for a night of mystery fun! So come on down to Board Game Adventure Experience™. This offer is too good to miss!

Just fill out our non-invasive form, and we will pick the thirteen most ideal candidates. Good luck, and may the odds be forever in you favor!*

Name:

Age (appearance and mental maturity, real age optional):

Gender & Pronouns:

Allergies:

Appearance (In-Detail):

Personality Overview:

How do you think someone you just met would describe you?

What are your most positive traits?:

What are your greatest flaws?:

Describe if and how you instigate social interactions:

Favorite board games:

What inspires righteous anger within you?:

How would you react if you were taken hostage (this is purely hypothectical kids):

How do you pick your friends?

Unusual items you may be bringing:

An extremely unique fact about yourself:

Anything else-- don't be shy!:

OPTIONAL - you may bring ONE companion if you wish. Companions MUST fill out a form or they will not be admitted.

 

(First thirteen people to respond get in.  Have a whimsical day!)

*Please note the use of this quote is merely a pop culture reference in hopes of appealing to our target audience, and is not an actual implication of intention for replication of "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Collins.  Whimsy Inc. will not be held liable for any intentional homicide, unintentional homicide, injury, resort-wide battle royales, or lost items.  Death by natural causes will be compensated with a free voucher for an extra snow cone or equivalent snack of your choice.

submitted by Jean Defarge, PR Director, Whimsy Inc.
(January 19, 2020 - 10:58 pm)

Oh WOW, this is really good. The sentence about the fourth wall is giving me chills, though, and now I strongly suspect you are Hotairballon because he hasn't been around much, but participated in/followed Lake Lellilo, plus that sense of humor. If not, I... might guess Alizarine or Persephone? Anyways. Here's my sheet now.

Name: Luna-Starr, Luna for short (used to be Soren Infinity if you haven't been here in a while)

Age (appearance and mental maturity, real age optional): Mantal maturity depends on the situation... typically I'd say like a 30-year-old poet. But with my friends I am actually 5. Appearance-wise just like preeteen/early teen.

Gender & Pronouns: female, she/her

Allergies: N/A

Appearance (In-Detail): Black pixie cut, short around the ears. Bangs getting longer as they go farther from my part, partially covering my left eye, with bright blue and purple streaks. My left eye is bright purple; the right is bright blue. A small, luminous star glows on my left cheek. I'm pale, lean and on the tall side, with an angular face and a pointy chin. I'm wearing jeans, tall light brown boots, a plain grey t-shirt, an unbottoned buffalo plaid flannel, fingerless gloves, and a thin silver chain link necklace with a small silver star pendant.

Personality Overview: introverted but, like most others, I get weird and crazy with friends. Deep thinker and poetic, but also prone to laugh at the appropriate times. Mostly mature, very much a tomboy and has very strong beliefs. Always tries to be kind and considerate (and for the most part does pretty well...? I mean, I guess. I always tell myself to DO MORE but.). Bookish, obedient, fairly independent, very organized and can also be pretty awkward at times. Slightly judgemental. Myers-Briggs type: INFJ-something.

How do you think someone you just met would describe you?: uh, shy, definitely. Trying to be friendly because I'm always like, "Person Person SMILE right now", so yeah that just contributes to the overall awkwardness of the situation. Hmm but if we have something obviously in common I might start a very smol conversation, and show of a bit of my quirkiness.

What are your most positive traits?: Optimistic, uh, good-hearted, I feel like I'm bragging so maybe that's good, encouraging?, considerate, why am I so not humble right now. Obedient, honest, um. Organized.

What are your greatest flaws?: awkward, sarcastic, easily embarrassed, I beat myself up sometimes, physically weak, sensitive, I feel like I'm mean? I know I'm not, but like, if someone's annoying and I'm all sarcastic with them, later I'll be all like, "why'd you do that, that person is just trying to live their life and you're being all sarcastic way to go. Be NiCeR" so that's probably not good??

Describe if and how you instigate social interactions: I don't start them. (we're talking people we just met, right?) Yeah, so like, maybe someone will say something to me and if I know what's going on I'd totally be like, socializing. Or maybe I just give someone a compliment and leave it at that.

Favorite board games: Checkers, Life, Monopoly.

What inspires righteous anger within you?: when people are mean to my friends. It just. OR my family. Argh. If I could punch everybody who was ever mean to my friends, I'd a) be going against my own moral values and b) be punching a lot of people... heh. Uh. Yeah this is WHY I'm sarcastic with annoying people okay moving on

How would you react if you were taken hostage (this is purely hypothectical kids): Oh. Well. No-one has ever requested I envision this situation before... well I mean, I would freak out. Scream and cry and loose any common sense I still happen to have. Yeah.

How do you pick your friends?: People who understand my introversion andpreferably share the trait, people who like the same things that I do, generally respectful/mature people but I'm in seventh grade so options on that last one are limited.

Unusual items you may be bringing: a lightsaber, its blade yellow but waning to green. Uh, and a stick. Because, why not.

An extremely unique fact about yourself: I'm double-jointed in the fingers on my right hand and I can do this weird thing with one of them where it like--- well it's disgusting so maybe I won't describe it.

Anything else-- don't be shy!: BaGeL

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(January 26, 2020 - 9:32 am)

'Sally the great and powe- mm, never mind it appears that was redacted.' 

I love you. 

I'm a cedar! I'm a cedar tree! I can't wait to meet my group! We are going to be best friends! 

submitted by Dusk S. and Sally, age ????, ???
(January 26, 2020 - 9:45 am)

It would honestly make sense that I would just put my hand down and stay quiet. This is amazing!

submitted by Luminara
(January 26, 2020 - 1:14 pm)

Oh, yes, please!

 

Name: Clovertoe

 

Age (appearance and mental maturity, real age optional): True age unknown, is very wise, however, playful and curious at heart

 

Gender & Pronouns: Girl, she, her

 

Allergies: None

 

Appearance (In-Detail): Tan cat, piercing green eyes, brown and deformed front right paw

 

Personality Overview: Is very wise, however, playful and curious at heart

 

How do you think someone you just met would describe you?: The cat with the weird paw that is mysterious, wise, and maybe serious (or maybe just pretending to be*wink wink*)

 

What are your most positive traits?: Knows what to do in dire situations, observant, brisk but kind enough, sensible, playful

 

What are your greatest flaws?: Holds grudges, sarcastic, grumpy in the morning and evening, impatient, has a temper, prickly

 

Describe if and how you instigate social interactions: Waits to be addressed, says warily: "Hello, I'm Clovertoe. What is it?

 

Favorite board games: Sorry, Uno, War, card games in general

 

What inspires righteous anger within you?: Rude people (Ironic)

 

How would you react if you were taken hostage (this is purely hypothectical kids): " Great. Just great. What now?" (Acting grumpy, but clearly panicking, will pace back and forth constantly, day and night, searching for a way out.)

 

How do you pick your friends?: Whoever gets past her prickliness is rewarded with a kind, playful, sensible friend

 

Unusual items you may be bringing: A pet human carrying a suitcase filled with herbs(wiki a Warrior Cats herb guide

 

An extremely unique fact about yourself: Has a magical pet human AE named Luna

 

Anything else-- don't be shy!: Has a CAPTCHA named Lightpaw. Can I bring the 2 of them?

 

-maape-

 

Lightpaw's right. Please include a map. 

 

submitted by Clovertoe, age 24 Moons, WindClan
(January 26, 2020 - 4:28 pm)

Are you Danie, Brookeira, or Chinchilla? Or General Waffleson? 

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(January 27, 2020 - 11:20 am)

This continues to be amazing! Are you, I don’t know, Rogue, Booksy, or Brooklyn Newsie? (Yeah, I know some of these people are looong gone, but that’s what your style reminds me of.)

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(January 28, 2020 - 11:52 pm)

Oh, I really miss Booksy and Brooklyn Newsie. It would be great if they'd come back. *Sobbing*

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(January 30, 2020 - 2:05 pm)

(Howdy folks, sorry that it has been a while since the last update, I have the flu and I am useless when I'm sick.  The ski lodge be back soon!)

submitted by Update
(January 31, 2020 - 1:18 pm)

Aww, I hope you feel better soon!

*Gasp* Are you Icy? Sorry I just realized she was around a few days ago and she hasn't been here in a long time....

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(February 1, 2020 - 9:41 am)

toptop

submitted by toptop
(February 6, 2020 - 8:50 pm)

Top!

submitted by LeafyTOP!, age Top-teen, The TOP of the forest
(February 10, 2020 - 11:16 am)
submitted by AlexTOP, age Top tip
(February 17, 2020 - 8:08 pm)
submitted by TOPPPPPPPP, age TOP TIPPY , TOP TIP TOP TUPPY
(February 22, 2020 - 12:13 pm)

toptop

submitted by toptop
(February 27, 2020 - 8:52 pm)

Guess this isn't getting continued..................

submitted by top, age top
(March 12, 2020 - 11:16 am)